My mothiness reflects my mood,
right now I have a good attitude.
For finally dear Jodie, honey
I have a day that's nice and sunny!
So my poetry I'll not neglect,
your behind you'd best protect,
I tricked Brad to go to the ravine,
and then I locked him in the latrine!
So while you're out there being all flirty,
I'm over here and playing dirty!