The Ya Yas are home on the range at the dude ranch!!

[Kama89]

These threads are all fun, therefore they are full of manure. All of us are guilty of shoveling it. LOL!!!!

Ohhhhh!!! Now I get it!!! I mean I knew I was sweet and innocent and all, but man was I lost there for awhile! Thought I was missing out on a good dirty joke or somethin'. Wouldn't be the first time one of those escaped me.

Kim, since you and dorkboy insist on being alone, here is the special shack on the property you two will be sharing...

Ummm.... gee thanks Marilyn. Well... as long as there's a bear skin rug somewhere in there, I'm happy. Could I get a cabin dude to patch the holes in the walls pleeeeze... don't need holes in the love shack! Actually.... now that I think about it.... we'll be swimming at the falooney most of the time anyway, so no hurry on the holes. Noooo peekies though okay?

Can we come visit the hacienda tonight? We promise to be good!!! It looks soooo nice!!

 

[dizneenut]

Uh oh.

Oh, hi Jeannie! How are you today?

I just flipped to ABC. Gonna listen while I DIS and eat lunch!

 

[Kama89]

Mucho thanks for the birthday greetings for Casey ya'll!

 

[Meriweather]

Debbie.....care package went in the mail today..........BUT it's going to take about 8 days to get to you

And.....I wish your employer would have paid for my postage I about had a heart attack!!

15 minutes until AMC here.........it hasn't been very exciting though.

 

[newmousecateer]

Thanks so much for the birthday greetings for Casey, Marilyn!

You are more than welcome. What a nice thing to do for him.

Can we come visit the hacienda tonight? We promise to be good!!! It looks soooo nice!!

Ohhhhhh, all right. Sure thing. Maybe Nancy will rustle up some vittles for us. Then we can all sit on the porch and have a spittin contest. (I heard Pam can hit a sparrow's eye from 50 feet! ) Jodie can play the harmonica and Beth can play the washboard. We'll let Jay play the spoons since all he does is eat all day....I'm sure he knows how to handle two at a time. Maybe JTB's dude will croon a tune.

Christine. Bonnie loooooooooooooooves to share HER man! Why don't you take him for a nice long buggy ride tonite?

 

[dizneenut]

Nancy, I didn't know you watched AMC. Too cool!

Marilyn is causing trouble again!

 

[Meriweather]

Originally posted by newmousecateer
Maybe Nancy will rustle up some vittles for us. Then we can all sit on the porch and have a spittin contest.

Um.......EXCuuuuuuusssssssseeeeee me?? Did I hear right?

 

[Pam]

Thought I was missing out on a good dirty joke or somethin'.

That's what I thought, too, Kim!!

Wow - you and Dorkboy take the term "shacking up" to a new level, huh??

Marilyn,
Ummmm. ....... nope......... I try to spit and all I get is drool down my chin! But I'm the State Buffalo Chip Tosser!! (J/k!)

Must go to work..... must go to work......

 

[newmousecateer]

Um.......EXCuuuuuuusssssssseeeeee me?? Did I hear right?

Marilyn says "Oh geez, that didn't come out right. Thy hiney is in BIIIIIIIIIIG trouble here....."

Marilyn would be more than happy to help Nancy in the kitchen as long as she promises to send Pam "out on the far west range to look for wild herbs". (actually Nancy, I planted you a beautiful herb garden outside the kitchen door....and a chocolate garden too ) And I didn't mean spittin your food! No, no! Chawin tobaccy.

OK, Pam is throwing cow pies as a pastime... Marilyn starts thinking....hmmm, what would be good to feed the cows........

 

[newmousecateer]

Marilyn is causing trouble again!

Am not! Marilyn thinks "if Kim can try to pass herself off as innocent, then so can I"

 

[dizneenut]

Are too!!

Is the DIS slow for anyone else or is it just me?

 

[lilboo]

Maybe Nancy will rustle up some vittles for us. Then we can all sit on the porch and have a spittin contest.

Originally posted by Meriweather
Um.......EXCuuuuuuusssssssseeeeee me?? Did I hear right?

Oh Nancy, wonderful "out-of-context" quoting!!

Originally posted by dizneenut

Is the DIS slow for anyone else or is it just me?

Oh Sherry, now some of us aren't as SWIFT or as witty as others but come now...SLOW???? That's not nice.

(not as good an 'out-of-context' quoting )

Haven't ketchuped....DIS IS TOO SLOW.

 

[shep]

DIS is dragging here also, glad I am leaving now to go to the zoo..

 

[dizneenut]

ROFL, Jeannie!

Have fun at the zoo, Todd!

Gotta get go. The girls I babysit should be here soon!

 

[lilboo]

Originally posted by shep
...glad I am leaving now to go to the zoo..

Leaving the YAYA FUNNY FARM to go to the zoo......should be a nice change of pace.

No throwing cheetos at the monkeys...those should be reserved for ERRANT YAYA DH's.

 

[Pam]

Am not! Marilyn thinks "if Kim can try to pass herself off as innocent, then so can I"

Yeah, snort, snort...... and the flying pig just passed by my window!!!!


Jeannie,

some of us aren't as SWIFT or as witty as others but come now...SLOW???? That's not nice.

Sweetie...... remember what your doctor said?? You are Special, just the way you are. You can't all be like me - but you are liked, just the same!!!

 

[Dream]

Originally posted by Kama89
Ohhhhh!!! Now I get it!!! I mean I knew I was sweet and innocent and all, but man was I lost there for awhile! Thought I was missing out on a good dirty joke or somethin'. Wouldn't be the first time one of those escaped me.

Well ya'll don't know how glad I was to read this!!!! I just could NOT figure that one out!!! Um...people have had to "explain" things to me before but geez.....

Ooooo....I looooove the hacienda!!! AND the gathering room...ahhhh....how peaceful! HAHAHAHAHA....and the "love shack"!!! Gotta be yours Rosie...Brad won't fit in that thing!!!

Errands all done....sneated into the Disney store as a treat just for Dream! Guess what I got? That sweet little t-shirt that...was it Beth?....got the other day....the one with Pooh on the front and it says "Wishes do come true". Almost snagged an annual pass voucher....but I didn't. I'm having second thoughts about this solo trip ya'll.....talk me back into it!!!!

Nancy is our cook on the ranch??? Oh thank HEAVENS!!!

Mmmmm....I smell coffee....back in a few!

 

[Dream]

HEY!!!! A flying PIG just passed by my window!!!!

 

[Pam]

HEY!!!! A flying PIG just passed by my window!!!!

Ummmm..... Dream..... this is Houston Control Tower. What altitude was that pig cruising at??

 

[lilboo]

Originally posted by Dream
HEY!!!! A flying PIG just passed by my window!!!!

PIG??? WHat did his HAM SHANKS look like...was there any sign of a little caterpillar beard and ice skates???