The Ya Ya YURT retreat..

[Pam]

Dare I sneak in here and admit to owning a tube of crack creme?? Hey - it's not for BUTT CRACKS, folks! It's for when your hnds or feet crack - my husband is a real outdoorsman and the harsh winter weather is horrible on his hands. This stuff really works.

Commercial over - now back to your regularly scheduled programming......................

 

[lilboo]

Originally posted by Pam
Dare I sneak in here and admit to owning a tube of crack creme?? Hey - it's not for BUTT CRACKS, folks!

Are those rollyeyes for me? OMG...thanks for clarifying...I really did think it was...welll....for BUTT CRACKS!!

 

[Pam]

Are those rollyeyes for me?

Ummmmm..... YES!!!

You need to come down and spend a week with me - we would have soooooo much fun and you could do new and exciting things!!

 

[lilboo]

Dude, I am not going anywhere near a XEROX machine!

Oh yeah..and no rice..and NO DIMES!!!

 

[helenabear]

Checking in very quickly here... need to head to bed!

Deena, I could imagine how much that is for a family for APs!!! I got my first AP last year so this is my first renewal. I got two full trips out of this one, but even at 8 days/vacation, I break even for one trip alone! Got that DC discount too while I was able to!

Jeannie, Luis hasn't been to WDW since our honeymoon... so no AP for him. If he ever joins me for an 8 day stint, I'll get him one

Oh shopping in Texas???? Can I come too???????

Pam ownes crack creme

Okay going now... night all!

 

[Pam]

But, but, Boo - I have a Xerox machine here in my home office - plus a photo scanner!! And a spotlight for easy roadkill searching and a big dish of dimes and a HUGE bag of rice!!

 

[lilboo]

Night Elaine!

Originally posted by Pam
But, but, Boo - I have a Xerox machine here in my home office - plus a photo scanner!! And a spotlight for easy roadkill searching and a big dish of dimes and a HUGE bag of rice!!

Well aren't you the lovely Miss Julie McCoy, Cruise Director! When will we have time for shuffleboard?

 

[Pam]

Alas - no shuffleboard on the Sweet Pammy Ship - nope - we hve FROZEN TURKEY BOWLING instead!!

Don't forget our ever popular New Year's Day traditional dip in the frozen Wolf Creek!

 

[lilboo]

Wait ..no...do they really do that? Bowl frozen turkeys?

A friend commented to me today that Pennsylvania was a surprisingly weird place. I told her some of my weirdest friends were Pennsylvanians.

 

[Pam]

Elaine sneated!! You better be careful Missy - or you might come out of the Ross Park Mall and find your car drenched in butt creme!!

Oh man - I have this mental image of Boo with a tube of Crack Creme, trying to conduct an "experiment" on her SO, ala the dimes up the nose episode!! "But honey, I'm just trying to fix your crack!!" Run little dude, head for the hills!

 

[lilboo]

I repeat:

Originally posted by lilboo
I told her some of my weirdest friends were Pennsylvanians.

Please see above post by Pennsylvania Pam.

 

[Pam]

A friend commented to me today that Pennsylvania was a surprisingly weird place. I told her some of my weirdest friends were Pennsylvanians.

Your friend is just jealous - and you have remarkably good taste in friends!!

Gee, where's nancy - we could have so much fun with her tonight!

Frozen turkey bowling - I read once where somewhere they actually do bowl with frozen store-bought turkeys...... since I've never been bowling myself - it wasn't the weird Pennsylvanian!

 

[lilboo]

Awww nuts the impact of my last post is lost bc we jumped a page. So here is the post in question:

Originally posted by Pam
Elaine sneated!! You better be careful Missy - or you might come out of the Ross Park Mall and find your car drenched in butt creme!!

Oh man - I have this mental image of Boo with a tube of Crack Creme, trying to conduct an "experiment" on her SO, ala the dimes up the nose episode!! "But honey, I'm just trying to fix your crack!!" Run little dude, head for the hills!

Weird!

 

[lilboo]

Pam sneated.


I know! Where is Nancy...she'd definitely want a piece of this frozen turkey talk...bc, you know, a person can never have TOO MUCH intellectually stimulating conversation.

 

[Pam]

Ok - sure it was me who tried to stick dimes up my nose, huh, Boo?? I was just trying to be helpful and suggested the rice.........

And you were the person who thought Crack Creme was for butts....... (you really do need to come to Penna. for enlightenment, don't you?????)

 

[lilboo]

Dude...you HAVE to keep bringing that up? I NEVER actually did it...I just couldn't BELIEVE that Karen's little DS could manage a WHOLE quarter ...I said I didn't even think I could get a dime up there...oy!

Come on...now, I thought Crack cream was an HILARIOUS name for PrepH!

 

[Pam]

bc you know, a person can never have TOO MUCH intellectually stimulating conversation.

Smart-alecky Harvard graduate.......

 

[Pam]

I said I didn't even think I could get a dime up there...oy!

Yes, yes, we know - your nostrils are sooooooo small..........:happy1:

 

[lilboo]

Originally posted by Pam
Smart-alecky Harvard graduate.......

And yet you're the one with so much wisdom to impart....(must write in to the alumni mag about boosting bust size with household pantry items and spicing up the holidays with do-it-yourself Christmas cards.)

 

[lilboo]

Originally posted by Pam
Yes, yes, we know - your nostrils are sooooooo small..........:happy1:

SHeeeeee-ut UP!!!! (Well, they are... .)