Good Morning Sunshines!
Susan, I bet todays your lucky day!

I'm crossing my fingers for you.
LadyKay, welcome! I'm waiting for ROFR on a tiny BCV contract myself. My home resort is BWV.
OK, April Fools Day everyone. Here's the story but it's long and it's true...
I used to work with my best friends in the world. Everyday was another reason to laugh. ( I sure do miss that job ) We were the contract weekend team and worked together every Sat and Sun. My three peeps are Becky, Nancy and Simone. They all carpool together to work. I live on the other side of the world.
One morning, ( noone even remembered at the time it was 4/1), Becky picked up Simone and Nancy as usual and off to work they went. They were driving up the interstate into Charleston when blue lights came on. It was still dark ( we work 7a-7p) outside. Becky pulled over. The cop asked for her license and registration and she passed him her wallet. He frowned at her and asked "What's this???" He had a tiny plastic baggie with white stuff in it, in his hand. "
That's not MINE!" says Becky.
He takes her wallet back to the cruiser and the peanut gallery is doing this-
"Simone is thinking "We're going to jail"...OMG JAIL!"
Nancy is giving her best tried and true advice telling Becky to tell the officer that she has to poop. It's worked for Nancy in the past, she was pulled over and told the cop "I'm sorry, but I'm really in a hurry, I have to go to the bathroom and NOT #1". He let her go.
So Simone is invisoning jail, and Nancy is mumbeling "Poop, Becky, Poop" when the cop comes back to the car.
"Well, Ma'am, we've got a little problem", he says.
"Officer, I already told you, whatever that is IS NOT mine," she smiles prettily, "Anyway, isn't there a way we can work this out?"
"How do you propose?" asks the cop.
Beckie looks at Nancy, then looks at Simone and says.....
"How about if these two have s** with you???

"
That's when Becky and the cop ( her ex husband that no one had ever met before ) bust out laughing.
Simone said she had a stomache ache for the rest of the day....