Here's a funny I just got in my email. Those of us wuth kids will truly appreciate this one.
THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES
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> Six men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each for
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> Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes.
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> There is no fast food.
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> Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean,
> correct all homework, and complete science projects, cook, do laundry,
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> pay a list of 'pretend' bills with not enough money.
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> In addition, each man will have to budget in money for groceries each
> week.
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> Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and
> relatives, and
> send cards out on time--no emailing.
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> Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a
> dentist
> appointment and a haircut appointment.
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> He must make one unscheduled and inconvenient visit per child to the A
> & E.
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> He must also make biscuits or cakes for a social function.
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> Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house,
> planting
> flowers outside and keeping it presentable at all times.
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> The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep
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> chores are done.
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> The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, adorn himself with
> jewelery, wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes, keep fingernails
> polished
> and eyebrows groomed.
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> During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure severe
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> cramps, back aches,
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> and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once complain or
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> down from other duties.
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> They must attend weekly school meetings, church, and find time at least
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> at the park or a similar setting.
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> They will need to read a book to the kids each night and in the
> morning,
> feed them, dress them,
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> brush their teeth and comb their hair by 8:00 am.
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> A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will
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> required to know all of the following information: each child's
> birthday,
> height, weight, shoe size, clothes size and doctor's name.
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> Also the child's weight at birth, length, time of birth, and length of
> labour, each child's favourite colour,
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> middle name, favourite snack, favourite song, favourite drink,
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> toy, biggest fear and what they want to be when they grow up.
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> The kids vote them off the island based on performance.
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> The last man wins only if... he still has enough energy to be intimate
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> his spouse at a moment's notice.
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> If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and over
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> for the next 18-25 years eventually earning the right To be called
> Mum!
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> After you get done laughing, send this to as many females as you think
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> get a laugh out of it and as any men as you think can handle it!
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> Just don't send it back to me.... I'm going to bed.
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