The ugliest present ever!

[macraven]

Is they why you have that....cat???

huh?
say it again but louder so i can understand what you are trying to say.

 

[Michie]

huh?
say it again but louder so i can understand what you are trying to say.

I said "look what the cat drug in! An unkempt @%#%$#@#$%

 

[SwedishMeatball]

I said "look what the cat drug in! An unkempt @%#%$#@#$%

Mom, please put the bottle down.

 

[macraven]

 

[Briarmom]

Going to Duckfan's house?

 

[SwedishMeatball]

Going to Duckfan's house?

He's already sawing them off.

You're welcome to come over and share some pie with me though.

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

He's already sawing them off.

You're welcome to come over and share some pie with me though.

Sawing what off? What are you talking about?

 

[Briarmom]

He's already sawing them off.

You're welcome to come over and share some pie with me though.

What will we drink with pie?

 

[Michie]

Sawing what off? What are you talking about?

I didn't think you had anything to saw off.

 

[SwedishMeatball]

Sawing what off? What are you talking about?

Oh, just a little power nap, huh?? Did you come back to apologize for being such a grump earlier??

Does diet root beer go with pie??

 

[Briarmom]

Does diet root beer go with pie??

Ummm, no. I was thinking maybe something with Bailey's in it. Sheesh, you think you know your lovers wife.

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

Does diet root beer go with pie??

Diet Root Beer goes best with trash receptacles.

 

[SwedishMeatball]

Diet Root Beer goes best with trash receptacles.

By the way, I cleaned out the fridge today. The cheese wasn't dated so I just assumed it was old.

 

[Michie]

By the way, I cleaned out the fridge today. The cheese wasn't dated so I just assumed it was old.

you should have kept it. you know how you are always in need of penicillin.

 

[Briarmom]

you should have kept it. you know how you are always in need of penicillin.

Holy crap!

 

[SwedishMeatball]

you should have kept it. you know how you are always in need of penicillin.

Mom, I'm gonna tell you one last time to put the bottle down. Do I need to send Duck over there to tuck you in??

 

[Stitchfans]

niether do I, just something you can use next Christmas

yes, I don't see what is so bad about it.