The ugliest present ever!

[SwedishMeatball]

I wasn't going to say anything, but since you started it. Duck gave me these gorgeous trinkets for our anniversary and actually expected me to wear them to dinner. He got all pouty when I said they didn't go with my outfit.

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

I wasn't going to say anything, but since you started it. Duck gave me these gorgeous trinkets for our anniversary and actually expected me to wear them to dinner. He got all pouty when I said they didn't go with my outfit.

I figured since they were EXACTLY like your pierced navel they'd be much appreciated.

 

[ladycollector]

I am so lost!

 

[SwedishMeatball]

I figured since they were EXACTLY like your pierced navel they'd be much appreciated.

I hope you realize that you are NOT going to be a lucky duck tonight.

 

[macraven]

I am so lost!

just like a soap opera here...........

the way i see it is the duck isn't going to sleep in the bed tonight with the meatball as they are really related and not brother and sister.

then the other female has to be the mom and not the sister or inlaw as she gets away with throwing the barbs at the meatball.........


i think this is the vase thread we are on once we got passed the starched iron shorts............one question, what is an iron?

 

[SwedishMeatball]

just like a soap opera here...........

the way i see it is the duck isn't going to sleep in the bed tonight with the meatball as they are really related and not brother and sister.

then the other female has to be the mom and not the sister or inlaw as she gets away with throwing the barbs at the meatball.........


i think this is the vase thread we are on once we got passed the starched iron shorts............one question, what is an iron?

We had a deal when we got married that I could take his shirts to the dry cleaners. Well because of his Disney obsession, he has decided we have to cut corners and now after all these years he expects me to learn how to iron. Don't even get me started on the generics he is making me buy. I love Disney too, but I just don't know if it's worth all these sacrifices.

 

[macraven]

i will ask again


WHAT IS AN IRON???

 

[Michie]

We had a deal when we got married that I could take his shirts to the dry cleaners. Well because of his Disney obsession, he has decided we have to cut corners and now after all these years he expects me to learn how to iron. Don't even get me started on the generics he is making me buy. I love Disney too, but I just don't know if it's worth all these sacrifices.

Maybe if you did not blow all of your money at Bingo...and if that husband of yours...you might enlighten him about what a job is...

 

[Briarmom]

i will ask again


WHAT IS AN IRON???

I am just the mistress.

 

[macraven]

i would just wait until he went to bed............he does have to sleep sometime.



you do have life insurance on him?????

 

[macraven]

I am just the mistress.

sorry, missed your entrance there at first.

 

[Briarmom]

sorry, missed your entrance there at first.

I am sneaky.

 

[SwedishMeatball]

i will ask again


WHAT IS AN IRON???

A metal appliance with a handle and a weighted flat bottom, used when heated to press wrinkles from fabric.

 

[SwedishMeatball]

Maybe if you did not blow all of your money at Bingo...and if that husband of yours...you might enlighten him about what a job is...

He works hard for his money and that is one of the few pleasures he allows me. I don't know why you're complaining. When's the last time I called for bail money??

 

[Michie]

i will ask again


WHAT IS AN IRON???

It is a household device usually with a flat metal base that is heated to smooth, finish, or press clothing.

What? You walk around looking unkempt all the time??

 

[macraven]

and you don't know what an iron is either.
that makes two of us.




don't let him fool you,
you aren't the only mistress he has...............

 

[Michie]

He works hard for his money and that is one of the few pleasures he allows me. I don't know why you're complaining. When's the last time I called for bail money??

LAST WEEK!!!!

 

[macraven]

It is a household device usually with a flat metal base that is heated to smooth, finish, or press clothing.

What? You walk around looking unkempt all the time??

its called a dry cleaner............without it, how would i have time to watch tv and play on the computer all day.

 

[Michie]

and you don't know what an iron is either.
that makes two of us.




don't let him fool you,
you aren't the only mistress he has...............

Is they why you have that....cat???

 

[Briarmom]

and you don't know what an iron is either.
that makes two of us.




don't let him fool you,
you aren't the only mistress he has...............

Yeah, I know. I knew getting into the relationship with him that he was a man who needed many loves.