AV, DOn't forget, Captain Crook is from the East Coast, He isn't wired right to even comprehend LASpeak. You might as well be typing Swahili

(Hey, maybe That's why Mikey is having so many problems, He's just a New York Bum.

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It works like this
West Coast---------------------------Midwest---------------------------East Coast
Fruits, Nuts and or Flakes---------Normal------------------------------Uptight
Way layed back
I worked for a company out of Santa Clara I remember some Confrence calls with Developers back in Silicon Valley that were worse then a bad trip.
Disclaimer, the above is completely a joke, true its a common Joke in the streets of chicago, but a joke none the less. Any assumption that I actually believe this is just silly.
An aside, I saw America's Sweethearts over the weekend, I loved it, AV, do you think that the Studio Chairman was a little Eisnerish, or are they all like that?