The trip of a million SCREAMS!

[princessjv]

She is a doll! Keep the story coming...

 

[sorul82?]

Miz Diz, you are such a funny DT stalker!

 

[Miz Diz]

This is all a lie-isn't it NSync? LOL

Yes, you are right, it is NSync. Mr Diz told me it was Backstreet Boys. Somehow knowing it is Nsync makes it all worse.

 

[Miz Diz]

Usually when Girl is on Mr Diz's shoulders, she rubs his hair. I tell Mr Diz that's why his hair is thinning and she's making it worse.

 

[Miz Diz]

After The Jungle Trek walk, we did It's Tough To Be A Bug. Then we ate at Flametree. Girl kept pointing over at Expedition Everest saying, "Mommy ride that." While eating, the character boat cruised by. Girl loved that!

Next, we took the kids to the boneyard to play for a few minutes. Then we left because Hamster wanted to go swimming.

At some point during the day, I guess something crawled up Girl's diaper because she insisted that I be the only one who pushed her stroller. If Mr Diz tried pushing, she would start screaming, "NO! NO! MOMMY PUSH!" Then when I would get tired of pushing, I would let Mr Diz start pushing, but Girl would peak over the side to look back and make sure I was pushing. She would start screaming again. I kept passing the stroller back to Mr Diz and if we saw her head turn, I would take over again. Then Hamster started ratting us out! He would say to Girl, "Guess who's pushing your stroller! Daddy is!"
I told Hamster I'm going to buy him a shirt that says "I tattle" and make him wear it.

My kids are brats!

And yes, I know Girl is only 2 and we are the parents and shouldn't give in to her tantrums. But at Disney it is just easier. When they are really misbehaving, we deal with it, but some times it just isn't worth it.
Besides, we thought it was really funny and entertaining. But we didn't let her know that.

 

[Miz Diz]

We liked the pool at OKW

 

[Goofyluver]

Where is the character boat???

 

[Miz Diz]

After swimming, we went to MGM so we could watch Fantasmic.

Girl and I wore tiara's. On the bus, this lady commented about my tiara and how she could never wear one of those. I laughed and told her you can wear anything at Disney. If people can go around wearing Mickey ears, I can certainly wear a tiara. She agreed with me, but said she still wouldn't do it. I also pointed out Girl and my princess tshirts and she didn't say anything. I was really fishing for a complement on mine because my friend designed it for me and I love it!

Incident on the bus #1: Hamster told on Girl for hitting him. I told Girl she had to tell Hamster she was sorry and kiss him where she hit him. (This is my standard approach) Girl told him she was sorry, then she kissed his shoe! YUCK!!!!!!!!!

Speaking of Yuck. Mr Diz and I hate it when we are at Disney and Hamster and Girl are rubbing their hands all over the rails. We tell them not to and tell them how dirty they are, and think about how many people have touched that, and there are so many germs there. They keep doing it. I'm constantly pulling out the Antibacterial hand gel. It's a wonder they don't end the trip with cracked, dry hands. We normally aren't so germaphobic, but we are at Disney. And since December I have been sick 6 times with various colds and viruses, Girl has been sick 6 times,Hamster and Mr. Diz have only been sick once.

Mr. Diz rarely gets sick. He says he is a speciman of fine health. I always tell him it must be that healthy diet of hamburgers, hotdogs, and fried foods - along with potatoes being the only vegetable he ever eats.

 

[Miz Diz]

While at MGM, we were going to pick up counter service, but we really don't like any of the counter service restaurants there. I called wdwdine and they had a 7:00 seating at Prime Time Cafe. Mr Diz complained and didn't want to eat there because he didn't want to feel like he was eating with family and didn't want to be insulted. But he also complained that he did not want to eat counter service.

Me: You follow your stomach for everything.
Mr Diz: I must not, I'm still married to you aren't I?

 

[Miz Diz]

I think our waitress knew we were tired and she didn't mess with us. She did mess with the table next to us. Mr Diz loved the food and said he would eat there again. He had fried chicken and I had meatloaf.

We went to go see Fantasmic and we got there at 8:03. They wouldn't let us through. So we rode the Great Movie ride, then went back for the 10:00 show. Girl was so good (except for the stroller thing) - I was proud of her. We started this morning at 8:30 at Animal Kingdom, she went to the pool, never took a nap, and made it through the show.

 

[Miz Diz]

Sad this is our last day, but it was a good day.

We went back to MGM. We got there about 9:30. First stop - RNR. They already had an hour wait! I got a fast pass, we took off and did Star Tours and Muppets. I went back to do the rollercoaster. Mr Diz took the kids for Hamster to get tattoos.

This would be my first time ever on RNR! I figured I might as well make it a trifecta, having already done SM and EE alone. I had a little bit of a headache when I got on RNR. I loved it! But when I got off, I really felt disoriented. I literally had to hold on to things to keep my balance as I was leaving the gift shop. I planned on meeting Mr Diz at the hat and I felt like I was swaying the whole way there. I didn't have my cell or anything on me and was afraid I would fall over and no one would know who I was or how to get in touch with my family. The feeling was very scary.

Would I ride RNR again? You betcha! But not if I already have a headache.

 

[Miz Diz]

 

[Miz Diz]

We watched Beauty and the Beast, then we left MGM to go eat lunch at Trails End (Ft Wilderness).

Bus incident number 2: Girl licked the window, then the seat on the bus! YUCK! Do I even here YOU screaming?!!!!! I just don't know what that girl thinks.

This was our first time eating at Trails End and we thought it was very good. The kids loved the huge bear and other animals mounted in there. I didn't know Fort Wilderness has a petting farm. We did not stop for this, though. Mr Diz said we could go to my sister's house to see farm animals, so we weren't going to waste any of our Disney time doing that.

After we ate, we went back to OKW. Mr Diz and Hamster went swimming while Girl and I took a nap.

 

[Miz Diz]

When Mr Diz took Hamster to get his tattoos, the CM told Mr Diz that on the very first night of the Pirate & Princess party, Johnny Depp was there. He told someone he wanted to be Captain Jack. They got him in costume and makeup. He was in the parade and he was doing meet and greets. Most people didn't even realize it was him.

This is the first I have ever heard this. We went to P&P, but not the first one.

 

[Goofyluver]

LICKED THE WINDOW AND THE SEAT????

I just got a full-body shiver!

 

[Tinkalink]

What a TR! I laughed all the way through it!
I'm glad you made it in one piece and with Freddy intact!
We have 2DDs 6 and 4, they are constantly going at it. I swear they are a tag team, they like to play the "good DD - Bad DD" game. So we can relate. You are not alone, my DDs definitely have their "must hear" road songs - I can hear Ba, Ba, Ba, in my ears right now - over and over.
I wish my DH had the sense of humor yours has, but he is similar in several respects. He's always telling me how silly it is that I am a Diser. I can't wait to go back to WDW, wear lime green and give "The Focker"! He will just die of embarrasment.
I'm glad you got a Dream Fastpass after that "little stalking" affair. We never get tired of reading about the CMs spreading the Magic and making people's days and trips.
I have to tell you if you went on SM, EE, RnR and loved it, Splash Mountain will seem like a drift down the stream. Splash is actually a very entertaining ride with some dips and a drop.

 

[DisneyJo]

I told Hamster I'm going to buy him a shirt that says "I tattle" and make him wear it.

My kids are brats!

Aren't they all

Girl told him she was sorry, then she kissed his shoe! YUCK!!!!!!!!!

I see you're getting your post score up

 

[princessjv]

At some point during the day, I guess something crawled up Girl's diaper

OMG...that cracked me up!


because she insisted that I be the only one who pushed her stroller. If Mr Diz tried pushing, she would start screaming, "NO! NO! MOMMY PUSH!" Then when I would get tired of pushing, I would let Mr Diz start pushing, but Girl would peak over the side to look back and make sure I was pushing. She would start screaming again. I kept passing the stroller back to Mr Diz and if we saw her head turn, I would take over again. [/QUOTE]I do the same thing! I get tired of pushing...and pushing...I want to enjoy myself too!

Then Hamster started ratting us out! He would say to Girl, "Guess who's pushing your stroller! Daddy is!"

Oh my ds does stuff like this to egg his little sis on...

I told Hamster I'm going to buy him a shirt that says "I tattle" and make him wear it.

And yes, I know Girl is only 2 and we are the parents and shouldn't give in to her tantrums. But at Disney it is just easier. When they are really misbehaving, we deal with it, but some times it just isn't worth it.
Besides, we thought it was really funny and entertaining. But we didn't let her know that.

We pick our battles... or shoudl I say tantrums...

 

[PrincessV]

At some point during the day, I guess something crawled up Girl's diaper...

Has anyone else here been reaing the Spider Bite at SSR thread? I have and now I'm "seeing" spiders everywhere. So I initialyl freaked out as I read this sentence!

And yes, I know Girl is only 2 and we are the parents and shouldn't give in to her tantrums. But at Disney it is just easier. When they are really misbehaving, we deal with it, but some times it just isn't worth it.

Listen, you are NOT alone. I'll address the realyl bad stuff and all, but in the interest of enjoying our vacation, I know I let some back-talking and whining go. Last trip, my mother got so frustrated with my DS, she told him "If you don't stop whining RIGHT now, we're going home!" I was like, "Uh, NO, we're not going home - I've shelled out $$$$ for 3 more nights at the Boardwalk lady!"

Sad this is our last day...

Really?? Seems like we just starte dthis journey.

When Mr Diz took Hamster to get his tattoos, the CM told Mr Diz that on the very first night of the Pirate & Princess party, Johnny Depp was there. He told someone he wanted to be Captain Jack. They got him in costume and makeup. He was in the parade and he was doing meet and greets. Most people didn't even realize it was him.

This is the first I have ever heard this. We went to P&P, but not the first one.

GET OUT!!!!!

 

[lovehoney]

Has anyone else here been reaing the Spider Bite at SSR thread? I have and now I'm "seeing" spiders everywhere. So I initialyl freaked out as I read this sentence!

Where is the spider bite thread?