Raulandpinboy
<font color=blue>Table-dancing auctioneer<br><font
- Joined
- Jul 15, 2001
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- 1,705
Caught Sleeping at work that is...
#10 "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
#9 "This is just a 15 minute power-nap as described in that time management course you sent me."
#8 "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out You probably got here just in time!"
#7 "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
#6 "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
#5 "I was doing Yoga exercises to relieve work-related stress."
#4 "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
#3 "The coffee machine is broken..."
#2 "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."
And the #1 excuse just keep your head down and say" ... in Jesus' name. Amen."
#10 "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
#9 "This is just a 15 minute power-nap as described in that time management course you sent me."
#8 "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out You probably got here just in time!"
#7 "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
#6 "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
#5 "I was doing Yoga exercises to relieve work-related stress."
#4 "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
#3 "The coffee machine is broken..."
#2 "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."
And the #1 excuse just keep your head down and say" ... in Jesus' name. Amen."
