The things I have learned....(new game)

[remyandhollandsmommy]

I was sitting here bored when I thought we could play a new game. Everyone has things they have learned as they grow older so let's share our "lessons of life".

I have learned:
If someone asks you to smell/taste anything 90% of the time it is something bad!

Next?

 

[gr8tpanther]

I have learned that if your kids are quiet, they are doing something bad.

 

[Judy from Boise]

Life is too short to wear uncomfortable shoes!

 

[twinmomplus2new]

Even using a little itty bitty dab of liquid dish soap in the dishwasher is Not a good idea.

 

[poohandwendy]

I have learned that everyone has a sad 'story', but not all people have a story of triumph and that the true character of a person is how they handle the tough times.

 

[flaps]

Originally posted by poohandwendy
the true character of a person is how they handle the tough times.

I have just learned that I have no character. (Whew, I was sweatin' comin' up with sumpin' for this post there for awhile! )

 

[Stepharoonie!]

I've learned that a bottle with milk that rolls under a couch stinks really bad if you didn't know it was under there.

 

[MelessaG]

I've learned people are going to do what they are going to do and that a little love and acceptance goes much further than a lot of preaching and yelling.

 

[Beanie]

Originally posted by gr8tpanther
I have learned that if your kids are quiet, they are doing something bad.

Hey! I learned that lesson too!!

 

[Keli]

I've learned that when a teenage girl comes in pouting and you ask what's wrong the answer will always be 'nothing'. And that it's not true either, lol

 

[Brandon79]

i've learned when a girl smiles & says, "go ahead & have fun with the guys, i don't mind." that's a LIE!

 

[Mom2Ashli]

I have learned that no matter how bad you think your life is, there is somebody out there that has even worse than you do.

 

[DisneyAddict_M]

I have learned that a kiss from my daughter makes everything "all better."

 

[The Mystery Machine]

Regular hospital ER's don't know much of anything when it comes to complicating issues regarding children. If you can get to a Children's Hospital then do it.

 

[tkyes]

I've learned that smelling meatballs cooking in a crockpot all day will give me a major headache and make me sick to my stomach.

(someone thought they were being nice and brought in meatballs today. It's 9 am and I feel sick already)

 

[Hillbeans]

I've learned when a friend asks if "This looks ok" be it clothes or furniture, the answer should always be yes.

 

[stinkerbelle]

I recently learned that little girls decorating cookies with sprinkles need to be supervised at ALL TIMES. Don't even THINK of turning your back for a second! hehehe

 

[jrydberg]

I have learned that no matter which Krispy Kreme doughnut I eat, my daughter will claim that she wanted that one.

 

[TheOtherVillainess]

Since having DS, I have learned that formula poop is the worst smell ever.

I have also learned that whatever color babyfood he gets that day is the same color his poop is going to be also.

TOV

 

[Maleficent13]

I've learned that there are those people who truly enjoy being miserable, and that many of them work in my department.