Well, better late than never...right? At least I got in before you finished
I just spent the better part of my work day reading your TR and I'm loving it! You sound so much like me it is scary! I'm taking my family for our first trip in Feb and we are staying at the Poly too. DH has absolutely no interest in going, but I am forcing him this time. He might hate it, he might like it, but after this once he doesn't ever have to go back with us again if he doesn't want to. I went a few times when I was young and don't remember a whole lot. Never stayed onsite, so I consider this my first time too. I wrote down quotes I liked and comments I wanted to make along the way, but my absolute favorite was at the Luau when you said "I told him to mind his own business and go buy a drink". Too funny!

I'm sure my DH will be the same way and I'll have to keep him drunk to have fun. I figured staying at the Poly, it is nice enough that if he isn't behaving and being "magical" I can just send him to the room and have fun with the rest of the family.
Looking forward to the rest of your report