Originally posted by VampHeartless
I'm currently living in Veronaville with my adopted daughter Lillibeth, who just had a birthday!!
She had red hair and blue lips, and always dresses like a pirate...she's so adorable!!
Anyways, Lillibeth has been working hard at school to get her A+ report cards. Well, I invited the headmaster over to the school for a little meet and greet, to try and get her in a nice private school.
Unfortunately, early that afternoon, Juliet (who I've really been swooning over lately,) came over for a visit. So, I spend most of my day impressing her. Now, Lillibeth was upstairs sleeping in her underwear...which I don't why she likes to do that but she does.
I waste all my energy/comfort/hunger/bladder on Lillibeth. Then, the headmaster arrives. I greet him, then sprint to the bathroom, while he waits out on the front porch. Conversation finally gets started about 15 minutes late. I go inside to make dinner, but Juliet distracts me...and so I set dinner on the floor in the middle of the kitchen to tickle her. Naturally instead of resuming what I have already put out...I find it more logical to pull out an entirely different meal, which I then set on the counter since the headmaster is interested more in talking than eating.
At this point Lillibeth wakes up and runs downstairs in her underwear, to the dismay of the whole household. I immediatly send her back upstairs to get dressed. Meanwhile, the nanny arrives to take care of Lillibeth while I head to work, except I can't head to work right away because I'm pleasing the headmaster.
She comes back downstairs, while my hygene is getting so poor that my odor is reeking through the whole house. I try to schmooze the headmaster, and actually LOSE points in the process! Finally, my energy runs out, and I pass out next to the leftovers on the floor, leaving my carpool to drive off without me.
Lillibeth manages to gain some redemption while I'm out cold, but the headmaster gets tired of our insane household, says something along the lines of..."I don't this household is the type our school would be interested in", and then runs out the door. The phone rings to tell Lilibeth I'm fired, and to top it off, I don't have enough money to pay the nanny who takes the couch with her as she leaves...
I think Lilibeth's gonna be stuck in public ed for a while.