The Return of the Asian-Feb 2010. 4/14-LINK TO PART 2-pg 249

[All7OfUs]

Yes, yes I do. It's like throwing bread crumbs to a goldfish pond.

Good thing we're greedy!

 

[dawnandnala]

I still think of them as thongs, which drives my kids crazy.

Mooommm, they're flip flops, thongs are underwear, to which I have to explain that the "shoes" came first and the undies were given that name because it spreads your cheeks just like your toes......

there's always a lot of eye rolling involved.

They are always thongs to me too - thongs are shoes NOT underwear!

 

[WendyO]

Poor baby. She'll never be able to show her face in WDW when she's older. The she won't be able to rise from the shame of her family posting her poo incidents on the boards.

Hopefully she'll have gotten used to that by then... after all, Dylan's been posted on the boards in drag (dressed as Snow White) and also as Sumo Baby so he'll probably be way more embarrassed than Ashlyn... especially if he's trying to pick up girls and I whip out the photos. Ha ha ha ha.

I also have one of him as a UCLA cheerleader. Oh, the horrors he'll endure.

 

[eandesmom]

Kicks! Haven't heard that term for a long time. They were comfortable later in the trip...........

The guy on the way to Vegas was a nice guy just full of himself. Young and rich with a cougar for a GF.

I'm talking with a few good friends tonight and a few others tomorrow.

Oh dear....later in the trip.

Foreshadowing....

Was the Cougar there?

Talking with friends is good.

gud.

I still think of them as thongs, which drives my kids crazy.

Mooommm, they're flip flops, thongs are underwear, to which I have to explain that the "shoes" came first and the undies were given that name because it spreads your cheeks just like your toes......

there's always a lot of eye rolling involved.

Whale tails....

And when did thongs become thongs, anyway? Didn't they use to have another name? Something to do with strings, I think?

nah, strings bikini's are totally different.

Well I think the string bikini evolved to a much thicker version of the thong that did have a different name but for the life of me I can't think of what it is.

Go skinny, go low rise or don't bother and don't call it a thong...IMHO. Anything in between is a spastic hybrid with no real benefit that I can see.




If Jordan can talk about soft poop...well I can talk thong.

 

[yinyanggirls]

I hate the auto flushers...Thank goodness most have a manual button...

My 4 yr old has always been highly suspicious of said toilets. Like they are taking all the fun out of it.

Speaking of soft poo, it'll be probably sometime next year or so, but you'll have to comment on Ashlyn's "incidents" (2x!) at the end of the trip.

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Just to reassure you, she's almost back to normal now. Just soft, not runny.

Wendy, I reallllllly wanted to resist joining in the poop talk, but as a mom I can SOOOO relate to your hints of a story. My daughters' first trips to Dland ever has a very memorable poop moment. I think I will type it up as a mini-TR on my PTR just for kicks. I'll hijack Jordan's thread again when I finish.

 

[jordanyosh]

Wow I go to work today and actually WORK and I'm 10 pages behind!

I loved your start . . .very . . . interesting. You do attract the most . . . interesting people.

People often tell me way more than I need to hear too. I guess I'm a good listener. I had a customer come into my office, shut the door and tell me all about the horrible things her husband did and about the 2 year affair she had with another agent. Then we prayed.

Too bad you didn't share your stomach problems. I was carrying the instant Tums stuff and pepto. I also had some Gas X back in the room. I'm a mom what else can I say. Always prepared.

I actually had to work today too....and tonight again.

It's a gift to listen.....sometimes I'm good at it; sometimes not so good.

I could've used all of those.

I got a pin,i got a pin

NICE!

 

[jordanyosh]

Thanks for such a detailed review of your flights and arrival It is interesting how some people can just open up and tell you EVERYTHING! Well....I'm sure it made the time go by

Tracy

You're welcome!

I still think of them as thongs, which drives my kids crazy.

Mooommm, they're flip flops, thongs are underwear, to which I have to explain that the "shoes" came first and the undies were given that name because it spreads your cheeks just like your toes......

there's always a lot of eye rolling involved.

I always wondered why they named the underwear "thongs"... Thanks Winkers for the insight

I just want to know which cheek is supposed to be the big toe......

I knew I would get to use this one soon! I just found it not even an hour ago! Thank you Glennbo! I knew I could count on one of you guys to bring the poo to the report!

Good find Camille. Just like finding treasure. Kind of.

 

[WendyO]

Wendy, I reallllllly wanted to resist joining in the poop talk, but as a mom I can SOOOO relate to your hints of a story. My daughters' first trips to Dland ever has a very memorable poop moment. I think I will type it up as a mini-TR on my PTR just for kicks. I'll hijack Jordan's thread again when I finish.

Yes, once you're a mom, poop is just a run-of-the-mill thing you deal with. It just is what it is... it's funny how you now have no qualms about lifting a kid up to smell her butt or just pull the back of her pants out to take a peek. It's just like walking down the street... neither here nor there but just something you do now.

Sigh.

Hopefully you'll remember this since this part of the TR probably won't occur til sometime next year. Ha ha ha. But it's a doozie. (or would that be dookie? )

 

[jordanyosh]

Shocker enjoys talking about "thongs" too Cherie!

All I know is I can't walk in either of 'em.

I enjoy it just for the sheer horror it causes my children.

you don't enjoy flossing while you walk?

Around our house it's called floss, as in "Hey your floss is showing." Followed by, "and crack kills!"

Okay, this conversation is cracking me up.....

G-string is also thong-like.

 

[jordanyosh]

Great start Jordy. for all the previous work drama. I knew that TSA lasy could NOT be at LAX! Yay for ur POV. That what makes a TR unique IMO. We can all find the pics of the "stuff" but it is how the "stuff" is experienced that is important!

Millie Love that smilie

Thanks Mary! More POV coming up

Do I hear someone calling security about a mad man on a plane?

Not this time, but soon my friend...soon.

I don't think very many people understand the true meanings behind Bugs Bunny. Most don't even remember him...

Who?

Maybe you were wearing them backwards... Just sayin'

so i have gotten up my courage and decided to post on your trip report. i started reading your pretrip late and was being a lurker but i am all caught up (granted i had to neglect my children and my job to do it) you guys crack me up. i saw you posting on kathyRn and all7ofus and figured you must be worthy reading and you have definitely lived up to those expectations . you have so many followers you seem like a dis celebrity. bring on the next chapter, love the point of view report

Just me!

I did the same thing

Hopefullym you mean talking !!!

Maybe a little of both...

 

[jordanyosh]

eeee-gad. All that drool. What a brave soul for posting that pic! Okay. After looking at that pic I wasn't sure I could continue reading your TR, but as you can see, here I am. So far I've learned this much: the poo comments have carried over from your PTR, unusual people gravitate towards you and you decided against a murse. Oh, and you have a really cute pooch - the dog that is.

I don't mind a backpackish murse, but this really just looked like a square purse with the LV insignia all over it.

Then, since J is calling me the welcome wagon, I should step in with my 2nd official act since being elected!!



Like I say to most others you get this smilie, cuz the real welcome one requires an extra button push, and I'm too lazy to go over there. Hope you find us friendly and fun, and that you make some really great lifelong friends here!!

Now, go get that TR started!!!

I totally get that too lazy for the extra button push

Cherie! I just laughed so hard I nearly burst a vein! I still call my "flip flops" thongs. It's just a piece of my 70's that don't go away.

I stopped calling them thongs a long time ago....

Yes, yes I do. It's like throwing bread crumbs to a goldfish pond.

 

[jordanyosh]

Good thing we're greedy!

So true.

They are always thongs to me too - thongs are shoes NOT underwear!

Thongs are underwear....it's the only thing my mind sees.

 

[yinyanggirls]

Yes, once you're a mom, poop is just a run-of-the-mill thing you deal with. It just is what it is... it's funny how you now have no qualms about lifting a kid up to smell her butt or just pull the back of her pants out to take a peek. It's just like walking down the street... neither here nor there but just something you do now.

Sigh.

Hopefully you'll remember this since this part of the TR probably won't occur til sometime next year. Ha ha ha. But it's a doozie. (or would that be dookie? )

You know you're a mom when you get poop (let's add someone else's here just for clarification) on you and you don't even flinch. I knew motherhood was going to be very different than the fairy-tale I imagined after the first time I had to give an enema.

A year long cliffhanger?!? Not fair!!

 

[GreatBiscuit]

Well my friend, you are off to a great start. The seat buddy was cracking me up. Love the POV photos. I was able to read most of the replies and they had me cracking up as usual. I understand the softie thing...I'm down sick right now and dealing with a case of the Green Apple Trots.
I can't wait to read more! I remember Wendy posting about your bag O'Chips dinner on night 1. Take care bro!

 

[All7OfUs]

Well my friend, you are off to a great start. The seat buddy was cracking me up. Love the POV photos. I was able to read most of the replies and they had me cracking up as usual. I understand the softie thing...I'm down sick right now and dealing with a case of the Green Apple Trots.
I can't wait to read more! I remember Wendy posting about your bag O'Chips dinner on night 1. Take care bro!

Green Apple?? WTH??? I don't even wanna know. That's my favorite flavor of Jolly Ranchers, but I'm thinking someone with THAT wouldn't be jolly at all...

Sorry to feel you're not up to your regular best.

 

[GreatBiscuit]

Green Apple?? WTH??? I don't even wanna know. That's my favorite flavor of Jolly Ranchers, but I'm thinking someone with THAT wouldn't be jolly at all...

Sorry to feel you're not up to your regular best.

AKA the squirts, the grunties, an Amarillo Mudstorm, the lava leaks, in short, I've sat on the pot so long, I wound up with Outhouse Polio. (If you are not a fan of Larry The Cableguy, that's when you sit there until you lose feeling in your legs.). The chorus I keep hearing in my head is I fell into a burning ring of fire. On the bright side, I've been able to do a lot of reading in here.

 

[englishrose47]

How did this thread evolve from "POO" to Thongs !!! Oh yes it is Jordan's thread the place where there are NO secrets whther we want to hear them or not!!When I think THONGS I think BRAZILLIAN!!!!!!!
But one of ny favorite "POO" stories is Samantha at her Christening !! As the Pastor held her facing the congregation her face was BRIGHT RED and she was GRUNTING Loudly!!!

 

[englishrose47]

Miss Erin Thankyou !!!!!!

 

[Simba22]

Sheesh! I get one lousy 24 hour stomach bug on the day you come back and you're already on page 34!

I'll catch up tonight! Hope you had a fantastic trip!

 

[Must C Mickey]

And when did thongs become thongs, anyway? Didn't they use to have another name? Something to do with strings, I think?

Ah you must be refferring to a G-String. Yes, same thing...