"There once was a man from Rome. Who daily composed a poem. Try as he might, he just couldnt quite, stop from putting too many words in the last line, it sounded awful."
"Notice the shading on your sweater. Its quite good. Probably the best Ive ever done. Can I have that back? No wait, Im taking it back! Look at that, Ive stolen your favourite drawing! *rips* GOYLE PASTE IT!"