The Random Voyage of The Dawn Thread

[Monorail Fan:)]

The best part of the Super Bowl is the commercials.

 

[Disney Princess Elli]

We are teenage girls.
When we go home...
Our straightened hair goes up into messy buns.
Our makeup has faded or smudged so we take it off.
The fake smile vanishes into how we really feel.
Our brand new shirt changes into our favorite old sweater.
Our skinny jeans are traded for sweat pants or pajamas.
And our Uggs are taken off to reveal our fuzzy socks.
When we go home...
You wouldn't recognize us.

Yes. This is so true

lol not true at all for me

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Cheese Heads vs PeePee Pants

What a GREAT SuperBowl this sounds like xD

Hey, it's waaay better than the World Series. Gosh, that was just so BORING. I hate WS when one hit wonders/nobody teams BOTH play in it.

 

[LondonUnderground]

lol not true at all for me

bahahah same

i just look like the 2nd part all the time, idrc haha

i hate the way facebook groups make girls seem like people that must have a man behind them to rely on, and that we're nothing without a boyfriend, and how all boys will immediately come to attention whenever you need.

dude, we live in the real world. not fantasy land.

 

[Monorail Fan:)]

It's going to be hard to top the Betty White Snickers commercial.

 

[LondonUnderground]

i love the song in the credits on tangled

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Hi Im school. I make you work 7 hours a day, 5 days a week. Don't get too excited about the weekend, cause I might just throw in some homework while Im at it. I take up most of your childhood and sometimes I'll give you pointless lessons to learn about things you'll never need in your life. Also Im going to give you crappy teachers who hate you, cause Im too school for cool

 

[Monorail Fan:)]

Hi Im school. I make you work 7 hours a day, 5 days a week. Don't get too excited about the weekend, cause I might just throw in some homework while Im at it. I take up most of your childhood and sometimes I'll give you pointless lessons to learn about things you'll never need in your life. Also Im going to give you crappy teachers who hate you, cause Im too school for cool

Bahahahaha Take that school

Story of my life.

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Someday I want to meet Taylor Lautner in front of a bunch of screaming Twilight fans and shout "OH MY GOD IT'S SHARKBOY!"

 

[MickeyisBeast]

sometimes, i walk into school, and i look around at all the pointless drama, the girls caked in makeup, the guy i used to really like, the guy i like now, all the couples, the narrowed looks, and all i wanna do is just go back to kindergarten

 

[LondonUnderground]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIwTYL1fwJk

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Someday I want to meet Robert Pattinson in front of a bunch of screaming Twilight fans and shout "Oh My God! It's Cedric Diggory!"

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Dear Boys,
We love to wear your jackets, love it when you hug us from behind, love it when you say i love you in front of everyone...
...And have best friends who will break ur necks if you break our hearts.

Sincerely,
Girls

 

[disneedust1429]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIwTYL1fwJk

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS

that was funny lol

 

[Monorail Fan:)]

Oh yeah! My school is going to beat _______ High School tonight.

 

[MickeyisBeast]

“I failed in some subjects in exam, but my friend passed in all. Now he is an engineer in Microsoft and I am the owner of Microsoft.”
Bill Gates .

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Harry Potter- "Whips Hair", Jealous?
Voldemort- No
Harry- Hey, I'm gonna get a noise piercing, wanna come?
Voldemort- I cant, mothers day is coming soon and I have dinner with my parents, JEALOUS?

 

[disneedust1429]

Harry Potter- "Whips Hair", Jealous?
Voldemort- No
Harry- Hey, I'm gonna get a noise piercing, wanna come?
Voldemort- I cant, mothers day is coming soon and I have dinner with my parents, JEALOUS?

lol xD

 

[Monorail Fan:)]

I felt so bad for a waitress at KFC last Tuesday. There was this rude woman who kept complaining to her waitress about the slow service and used an example of people leaving without food to prove her point. It was the waitress' first day and KFC was clearly understaffed. I felt bad for her. ):

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Can't, sorry. Walking my unicorn.