The Random Thread and the Royal Family of Canadia, the USA, and Great Britain

[marypops!]

(Brackets are the Jonas Brothers changes...)

Her voice has echoed in my mind
I count the days till she is mine
I Can't tell my friends coz they will laugh
I love a member of the staff (I love a girl from Senior Class)

And I fought my way to front of class (I daydream through my Freshman Math)
To get the best view of her *** (While she fills out her college apps)
I dropped a pencil on the floor (I'll show her a world where we belong)
She bends down and shows me more (But she'll have to drive us to the prom)

That's what I go to school for
Even though it is a real bore
You can call me crazy
But I know that she craves me (But she is so amazing)
That's what I go to school for
Even though it is a real bore
Girlfriends, I've had plenty
But none like Miss McKenzie (But she's the one that I need)
That's what I go to school for
That's what I go to school for

So she may be thirty-three (Her boyfriend's just turning nineteen)
But that doesn't bother me
Her boyfriend's working out of town (He's back at College, out of town)
I find a reason to go round

I climb a tree outside her home
To make sure that she's alone
I see her in her underwear (She looks up and sees me there)
I can't help but stop and stare

*repeat chorus*

Everyone that you teach all day (Everyone that you see all day)
But you're looking at me in a different way (Knows you're looking at me in a different way)
I guess, that's why
My marks are getting so high
I can see those tell-tale signs
Telling me that I was on your mind
I can see that you wanted more (I can see that you want it more)
When you told me that I'm what you go to school for
I'm what you go to school for

She's packed her bag it's in the trunk (She's made her choice and i'm the one)
Looks like she picked herself a hunk (At least 'til graduation comes)
We dropped by school to say goodbye (We dropped by school to wave goodbye)
My friends they can't believe their eyes

*repeat chorus*

 

[DisGirlAllie]

I love homecoming week.
Pink day tomorrow!
TWLOHA day on Wednesday AND famous celebrity couples day

 

[marypops!]

 

[marypops!]

 

[LondonUnderground]

I love yorkie bars!

mmm. I have minute maid lemonade.

 

[LondonUnderground]

na-night!

 

[MickeyisBeast]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zl_fqMV8LWE

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Does anyone want to do my Geometry homework for me?

I hate homework.

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Yankees game tonight
I predict that we're going to lose.
Because the Rangers pitcher is a beast. The Yankees are already planning on buying him for next season. I told my friend (her dad's a Rangers fan) and she was like "Well when the Rangers win the WS then he won't want to go to the Yankees!" I was like "Umm, if he wants money he will. Trust me."

 

[nerdylightbulb]

 

[AmandaSparks730]

I'm watching the first FEW minutes of the Stankees/Rangers game.

BUT ONLY because Kristin Chenoweth, my Broadway Heroine, is singing the National Anthem

 

[AmandaSparks730]

hell yeah meg! we could stay up all night and look at pictures of Jacoby and talk about the red sox all day everyday :'D

DUHHHH. And visit Elinz in Wales and stalk George!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Zoey 101!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

YO, SAIR-A!

Guess where I might be going next summer!

OUTER BANKS, YO

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Gay Pride week at my school.

So glad I don't live down South. They'd NEVER have a "tolerance week" like we do.

Or even a Gay-Straight Alliance. Which my school has.

Today was Rainbow Day.

Can't wait for Wednesday--Wear Purple Day! (In honour of the recent gay suicides)

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Timmy: Oh Magic 9-Ball, when will my parents get back from the movies? [reading answer] Titanic: Director's Cut?! They'll be there all night! Man, that's dumb!
[He throws the Magic 9-Ball at the wall, causing it to break open. A magic aura forms from the ball, then swirls into thin air, bringing forth the entrance of Cosmo and Wanda.]
Cosmo and Wanda: HEY TIMMY!
Cosmo: I'm Cosmo!
Wanda: I'm Wanda!
Both: And we're... YOUR FAIRY GODPARENTS!
Wanda: What do you think, Timmy?
Timmy: I think I`m I calling the cops.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Timmy: Can you make her into a giant chocolate shake?
Cosmo: Oooh, may I, Pookie?
Wanda: Of course, Stallion.
[Cosmo turns Vicky into a giant snake.]
Timmy: Aaaaahhhhh!
Wanda: He said "chocolate shake, not "chocolate snake!"
Cosmo: [Looking at his wand] I got to get this thing fixed!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Vicky: You can't do this to me! I'm the babysitter!
Wanda: [sits on Vicky, as a giant baby] Goo goo!
Cosmo: [as Groucho Marx] That's the first time the baby ever sat on the sitter!
Vicky: Help!
Cosmo: Sorry! The secret word was pie! [throws a pie in Vicky's face]

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Vicky: All right, Twerp! Time for bed.
Timmy: But it's only 6:04.
Vicky: Well, it's 9:04 on the east coast. BED!!!!!!!
Cosmo: (after seeing Timmy's clock change from 6:04 to 6:05) Now it's 9:05 on the east coast!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Cosmo: [as Ricky] Wanda! You've got some splainin' to do!
Wanda: [as Lucy] Even though that's not the way everybody says "explaining", I respect our differences and your right to say it in the way you want.
Cosmo: Eh, babaloo?
Wanda: That, too.
Cosmo & Poof-like character: Waaaahhhhhh!
Vicky: Boring. [Changes channel]