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[LondonUnderground]

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Velma Von Tussle: Incredible! I could do a fan dance with a lettuce leaf and you would remain completely obtuse!
Wilbur Turnblad: Obtuse?
Velma Von Tussle: Yes, obtuse!
Wilbur Turnblad: I flunked geometry...
Velma Von Tussle: ...yes, and biology too, no doubt!

 

[LondonUnderground]

RED SOX! YOU ARE THE ONLYY ONLYY OOOOOOOOONNNN LEYYYYYYYYYY!
xD

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Velma Von Tussle: [singing] Those poor runner-ups/Might still hold some grudges/They padded their 'cups'/But I screwed the judges.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Corny Collins: And now it's time to say goodbye to our very own fun-lovin', free-wheelin' little Brenda.
Corny Collins: [looks to Brenda] Come on up here, Brenda. Brenda will be taking a leave of absence from the show. How long are you gonna be gone, Brenda?
Brenda: [smiles nervously] Just nine months.

 

[Stitch4Prez]

Starbursts!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Amber von Tussel: I lost, Mom. Let's just deal with it!
Velma Von Tussle: [as she pulls the tallies out of her dress] You did not lose! You can not have lost because I switched the damn tallies!
Edna Turnblad: [standing behind a live television camera] Smile, Miss Crabcakes! You're on Candid Camera!
Wilbur Turnblad: That was a good shot! Don't you think?

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Seaweed: Livin' in the ghetto, black is everywhere you go. Who'd have thought I'd love a girl whose skin was white as winter snow?
Penny Pingleton: In my ivory tower, life was just a Hostess snack, but now I've tasted chocolate, and I'm never goin' back!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Seaweed: And this young lady right here, is Penny Pingleton.
Penny Pingleton: I'm very pleased and scared to be here.
Motormouth Maybelle: Now, honey, we got more reason to be scared on your street

 

[LondonUnderground]

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Episode One: Gone with the Windows
The 12 queens arrive and start to size up their competition. Early on in the episode, they discover that some of the queens met one another prior to being cast: Sahara and Shangela, Raven and Morgan, and Nicole and Sonique. After meeting RuPaul for the first time, the queens are pushed into a photo shoot with photographer Mike Ruiz for a Gone with the Wind inspired photo shoot involving the girls straddling a cannon and a high speed fan blowing in their faces.

The first challenge consists of 12 window treatments with different style curtains, courtesy of Smith+Noble. Each queen has to choose one and make an outfit made entirely of the curtains. Raven is allowed to select her curtains first as a reward for having the best photo, but the other queens must race one another to grab one of the available window treatments and home furnishings provided by Out of the Closet. Morgan and Tatianna end up fighting over one of the window treatments, both claiming they grabbed it first. Morgan eventually gives in; Tatianna keeping the curtains. Back in the work room, Shangela has saved a spot for Pandora to work next to her so she can ask for help with her own dress. Mystique has difficulty not having a plus sized dress forms and says that the material from the curtains were not plus size friendly.

In the runway challenge, RuPaul, Merle Ginsberg, and Santino Rice return as regular judges. Mike Ruiz stays on as a guest judge and Kathy Griffin appears as a special guest judge. At the conclusion of the runway show, the judges praise Morgan and Pandora's performance; selecting Morgan as the winner of the challenge for having their preferred costume design. The judges place Shangela and Sahara in the bottom two. Shangela for a lack of experience and the poor construction of her outfit, and Sahara for not look "draggy" enough (according to Kathy Griffin). Asked to "lip sync for their life," Shangela and Sahara perform RuPaul's Cover Girl. Shangela is the first to rip off her dress but Sahara delivers an acrobatic performance, outstaging Shangela. RuPaul makes the decision to ask Shangela to sashay away.

Mini-Challenge: Gone with the Wind inspired photo shoot
Mini-Challenge Winner: Raven
Challenge: Outfits made from window treatments/home furnishings
Top girls: Morgan McMichaels, Pandora Boxx
Challenge Winner: Morgan McMichaels
Bottom Two: Sahara Davenport and Shangela Laquifa Wadley
Lip Synch Song: "Cover Girl (Put the Bass in Your Walk)" by RuPaul
Eliminated: Shangela Laquifa Wadley
Farewell Message: Love you all. Turn it out... Shangela "DJ"
Note: This is the only episode where Santino Rice liked Pandora Boxx's outfit

 

[LondonUnderground]

 

[LondonUnderground]

LOLOLOL

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Episode Two: Starrbootylicious
The girls are given a mini-challenge where they're split into teams of two (with Mystique working alone, as there's an odd number of girls) and asked to give a RuPaul doll a "bad girl" makeover. Rupaul selects Sahara and Pandora as the winners, and they're made group leaders for the next challenge.

For the main challenge, the contestants will be split into two teams and create a burlesque performance for a Hollywood nightclub to "Tranny Chaser" by RuPaul. Sahara selects Jessica, Jujubee, Tyra, and Mystique for her team, while Pandora picks Morgan, Sonique, Tatianna, Raven, and is left with Nicole (the last queen to be picked). Raven explains that no one wanted to pick Nicole because it's a sexy challenge and she's not sexy. Tyra says that she would have preferred working on Pandora's team, and as a result doesn't cooperate with her teammates by refusing to participate in a demonstration from two burlesque entertainers, failing to participate in her groups rehearsal, and falling asleep in the work room.

When it comes time for the challenge, RuPaul reveals a twist inspired by her film Starrbooty: not only will the teams take turns performing on stage at the Hollywood club Dragonfly, but they'll also take turns selling cherry pie gift certificates from Café Audrey to people on the street. The team that makes the most money in tips at the club and in gift certificates outside will be the winner. Judging their performances in the club are the show's regular judges along with guest judge Kim Coles and extra special guest judge, burlesque performer, Dita Von Teese. While Pandora's team has a mixed performance, Sahara's team does well both inside and out despite the earlier conflict.

At the judging panel, after the runway show, Sahara's team is declared as having earned the most money during the challenge. Sahara is also announced as being the challenge winner for leading her team. While all of the girls on Pandora's team take varying amounts of criticism (with the exception of Morgan, who has immunity), Kim Coles remarks that Raven's humor is what makes her interesting. Raven and Nicole are selected as being in the bottom two for having earned the least amount of money for the challenge, second least and least. After lip synching for their lives, Raven is saved from elimination and Ru sends Nicole home with words of encouragement, as RuPaul herself had a career in Atlanta in the 1980s.

Mini-Challenge: Turn "Mini-Ru" doll from a lady to a tramp in teams of two
Mini-Challenge Winners: Sahara Davenport and Pandora Boxx
Team Challenge: Teams compete to earn more cash performing burlesque and selling gift certificates
Challenge Winner: Sahara Davenport
Bottom Two: Raven and Nicole Paige Brooks
Lip Synch Song: "My Lovin' (You're Never Gonna Get It)" by En Vogue
Eliminated: Nicole Paige Brooks
Farewell Message: Be Safe ***** N.P. Brooks

 

[MickeyisBeast]

mostly sara :') xD
and some other kid. new-ish one.

LOL, some kid who sent us a picture of himself xD

same! oh my gosh, the pan with the spoon is SUCH A NICE THING TO DO! he used to go round and get people to bang it! aw. that is SO NICE OMGGAYSUIGKHFSDUYGUIHJ WHY IS HE SO NICE AND ADORABLE?!

I like the pan and the spoon thing, it's a cool thing to do. To get the spirit going and get the fans pumped. (':

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Episode Three: Country Queens
The girls enter the workroom to discover a long table, where most of the girls speculate that they will have to eat something. They're asked to play a game that RuPaul calls "Chicken, or What?", in which they participate in a blind taste test of three foods. They have to guess if what they ate was chicken or some other fried food ("what?"). The three queens with the most points are Pandora, Mystique and Morgan. As a tie breaker, the three contestants raced to see who could eat a basket of fried chicken, rabbit, aligator and deep fried cow brains the fastest. Mystique and Morgan are declared the winners. They become captains and have to form their teams for the main challenge.

The main challenge tasked the two groups with creating a commercial for Disco Extra Greasy Shortening. Mystique's team creating a commercial for fish fillets, and Morgan's team creating a commercial for fried chicken. After the leaders have cast what parts their teammates would play, and after everyone has memorized most of their lines, RuPaul reveals a twist: the queens need to swap scripts, forcing them to change their entire performance immediately.

During the commercial taping, guest judge Kathy Najimy serves as co-director and coaches the girls through the commercial. Mystique's team films first, and Kathy is severe in critiquing everyone; particularly, Jessica's accent and Mystique being unable to take direction well. When Morgan's team is set to film, Kathy criticizes Raven for not being funny in the part of the chicken.

At the judging panel, the girls are asked to walk in their best country outfits. They are joined by extra special guest judge Tanya Tucker. After watching the commercials, RuPaul tells them that they will be critiqued individually rather than as a team, so neither team is safe. Tyra is named the winner for doing a comedic job on the commercial and for having three different outfits on the runway. Raven and Mystique are in the bottom two; Raven for her bad performance, and Mystique for her lack of taking direction and her non-country look. Raven again stands triumphant after lip synching for her life, and Mystique is sent home.

Mini-Challenge: "Chicken or What?" eating contest
Mini-Challenge Winners: Mystique Summers Madison and Morgan McMichaels
Team Challenge: Teams compete as feuding families in a TV Commercial for Disco Shortening
Top Girls: Tyra Sanchez, Pandora Boxx, Jessica Wild
Challenge Winner: Tyra Sanchez
Bottom Two: Raven and Mystique Summers Madison
Lip Synch Song: "I Hear You Knockin'" by Wynonna Judd
Eliminated: Mystique Summers Madison
Farewell Message: Balls 2 the Walls. Fishes or *****es. You pick. Mystique.

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Congress!
OMG, I GET IT! xD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
That's funny :'D Congress is the opposite of progress, like progress is good, and people on congress aren't going forward and making progress xD I GET IT! Whooo, that's funny.

 

[LondonUnderground]

i walked down here in the middle of the day, it was BEAUTIFUL! and they have a cute monument dedicated to the firemen that died in this fire:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hotel_Vendome_fire

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Episode Four: The Snatch Game
The contestants are given a mini challenge called "The Queen is Right," where the girls are shown drag essential items and asked to bid on how much they believe the item is worth. The contestant who comes closest to the actual price wins. Raven wins the challenge, and she is rewarded by being allowed a one time call home. The queens are then asked to impersonate celebrities as part of a Match Game homage, called "Snatch Game."Alec Mapa and Phoebe Price are contestants on the show, and each girl impersonates a different celebrity, with the objective to be as funny as possible within their own character.

Queen Celebrity Impersonation
Jessica Wild RuPaul
Jujubee Kimora Lee Simmons
Morgan McMichaels Pink
Pandora Boxx Carol Channing
Raven Paris Hilton
Sahara Davenport Whitney Houston
Sonique Lady Gaga
Tatianna Britney Spears
Tyra Sanchez Beyoncé

After the gameshow, the girls walk the runway in their own personal styles. Both Tatianna and Pandora received high marks for their celebrity impersonations. Despite receiving slightly negative critiques on her outfit, Tatianna is declared the winner of the challenge. Morgan and Sonique fell into the bottom two for having the weakest celebrity impersonations, and had to lip synch for their lives. Both girls' performances impressed RuPaul, Morgan for having the tightest lip synch performance seen on the show so far and Sonique for working the entire stage with her gymnastics. In the end, RuPaul allowed Morgan to stay, as Morgan said, "it's a lipsynch competition not a gymnastic competition." Sonique is sent home. Guest judges include Lisa Rinna and Niecy Nash.

Mini-Challenge: "The Queen is Right" bidding challenge
Mini-Challenge Winner: Raven
Main Challenge: celebrity impersonations in a Match Game setting
Challenge Winner: Tatianna
Bottom Two: Morgan McMichaels and Sonique
Lip Synch Song: "Two of Hearts" by Stacey Q
Eliminated: Sonique
Farewell Message: XO Son!que "Trust"

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Episode Five: Here Comes the Bride
The contestants are given a mini challenge to decorate a white box using provided supplies and an item borrowed from another queen. Raven wins the mini challenge. Rupaul then announces the main challenge of the week. The girls are going to create their very own wedding dress by altering weddings dresses provided to them. As an additional twist to the challenge, the queens will be shooting wedding portraits using not only their girl drag, but their best guy drag as well by posing as both bride and groom for the portraits. Raven gets first pic of her wedding dress to alter, and then gets to pick the order the rest of the girls pick their dresses out in as well. After each contestant poses both as bride and groom for their photos, they then walk the runway in their wedding dress creations. Raven, Jujubee, and Tyra receive high praise for their dresses, while Tatianna, Morgan, and Sahara receive harsher critiques. RuPaul asks the girls to tell them anything that the judges may not be seeing on the runway, and Tatianna, JuJu, and Pandora call out Tyra for her insensitivity and lack of respect for her fellow contestants, leading to a huge argument regarding Tyra's character. Despite the accusations, Tyra is declared the winner of the challenge. With Tatianna having immunity from the last challenge, RuPaul places Sahara and Morgan in the bottom two to lip synch for their lives. Sahara wins the lip synch with her balletic performance, causing Ru to "raise the roof" and leaving Morgan spinning and confused. Hence, Morgan is eliminated. Guest judges include Mathu Andersen and Martha Wash.

Mini-Challenge: Decorate a box that shows who they are and they must borrow something from another contestant
Mini-Challenge Winner: Raven
Main Challenge: Dress up as the bride and groom in a wedding photo shoot
Challenge Winner: Tyra Sanchez
Bottom Two: Sahara Davenport & Morgan McMichaels
Lip Synch Song: "Carry On" by Martha Wash
Eliminated: Morgan McMichaels
Farewell Message: All you have to do is DREAM! Morgan XOXO!