The People Mover Is Not Safe!!

[DVCcurious]

I've heard the People Mover cars have had standing water lately...

That isn't water...

 

[GeorgiaDawg7]

What's this Peoplemover ride y'all are speaking of? Never heard of it! ha

 

[married2mm]

What's this Peoplemover ride y'all are speaking of? Never heard of it! ha

I love it

 

[reverie1729]

Pfffft, amateurs. Everyone knows that thee mother of all Disney Theme Park dangers is........

Eating farts in line!!!!

http://www.disboards.com/threads/fp-useless-rant.3189888/

Funniest. Thread. Ever.

Thank you for this! I just read that entire thread. Hilarious! I laughed so hard I cried!

 

[DisneyFan32WI]

I just read the "Eating Farts" thread, and it was hysterical. Why did that moderator close it? Sometimes I think threads are closed well before they need to be.

 

[GPC0321]

I just read the fart thread too and laughed until I cried. My favorite part of the OP's rant:

and pack ppl in a tight steamy, sweaty, farting mass of human meat and bones

Gold. Pure gold.

 

[LiveYourLife]

Thank you for this! I just read that entire thread. Hilarious! I laughed so hard I cried!

You're welcome!!!! When I need a good belly busting laugh, I always go back to that thread. I swear it gets funnier every time I read it!

 

[Chickkypoo]

I once went to watch a nice Broadway-type show there, and got attacked by a bunch of bugs. After being sprayed with bug spray and acid, and being attacked with a fly swatter, I was lucky to make it out of there alive. You should have heard all of the blood-curdling screams!

 

[AThrillingChase]

You're welcome!!!! When I need a good belly busting laugh, I always go back to that thread. I swear it gets funnier every time I read it!

Oh my word. That thread is pure gold.

 

[Asc341]

The People Remover.

Thanks for this - it had me laughing out loud for a while!

 

[Dizznee Freak]

Has anyone mentioned that Disney is actually hiding an erupting VOLCANO inside the Mexico pavilion. I mean that thing really burnt my toast last time we were there!

 

[larryz]

Has anyone mentioned that Disney is actually hiding an erupting VOLCANO inside the Mexico pavilion. I mean that thing really burnt my toast last time we were there!

...not to mention letting a duck, a parrot and a chicken run around loose, despite having a restaurant in the pavilion!

 

[DWillowBay]

My son and I got stuck on People Mover once and had to walk back through the ride. I thought that was pretty cool. Not everyone shared my opinion. We got to see some 'backstage' and got Fps for our "trouble". If you're looking for a flawless experience, you'll be disappointed no matter where you go. Live the moment you're in and find the joy!

 

[BrianL]

One time i got restrained in a rocket and got flight trained by Gary Sinese of all people, he was only an astronaut in a MOVIE, then we traveled to Mars when we nearly fell off a cliff! Why does Disney think an actor can properly train 4 people to fly a rocket to Mars?

That happened to me too, and the worst part was we were put into hypersleep for FOUR MONTHS. Boy, did I have some explaining to do when I finally got back to work. Gary Sinese is a menace!

 

[Tonka's Skipper]

...not to mention letting a duck, a parrot and a chicken run around loose, despite having a restaurant in the pavilion!

Dam right and those varmints are noisy, playing all those tunes!!


AKK

 

[pmaurer74]

Pfffft, amateurs. Everyone knows that thee mother of all Disney Theme Park dangers is........

Eating farts in line!!!!

http://www.disboards.com/threads/fp-useless-rant.3189888/

Funniest. Thread. Ever.

That is one of the best threads I have ever read. I have tears streaming down my face. I don't know how I missed that one.

 

[John Paul]

We got stopped on POC and they almost hit our boat several times with cannon balls