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HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE NEXT PLANNED "SURVIVOR" SHOW ??????
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>Six married men will be dropped on an island with 1 car and 4 kids
>each,for 6 weeks. Each kid plays two sports and either takes music or
>dance classes. There is no access to fast food. Each man must take
>care of his 4 kids, keep his assigned house clean, correct all
>homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, etc. The men
>only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all
>chores are done.
>
>There is only one TV between them and there is no remote. The men
>must shave their legs and wear makeup daily, which they must apply
>themselves, either while driving or while making four lunches. They
>must attend weekly PTA meetings; clean up after their sick children
>at 3:00 A.M.; make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a
>tortilla and one marker; and get a 4 year old to eat a serving of
>peas.
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>The kids vote them off the island, based on performance. The last man
>wins only if he has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a
>moment's notice. If the last man does win, he can play the game over
>and over again for the next 18-25 years - eventually earning the
>right to be called "Mother"
(Hope this one hasn't been posted before~)
Kim
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>Six married men will be dropped on an island with 1 car and 4 kids
>each,for 6 weeks. Each kid plays two sports and either takes music or
>dance classes. There is no access to fast food. Each man must take
>care of his 4 kids, keep his assigned house clean, correct all
>homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, etc. The men
>only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all
>chores are done.
>
>There is only one TV between them and there is no remote. The men
>must shave their legs and wear makeup daily, which they must apply
>themselves, either while driving or while making four lunches. They
>must attend weekly PTA meetings; clean up after their sick children
>at 3:00 A.M.; make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a
>tortilla and one marker; and get a 4 year old to eat a serving of
>peas.
>
>
>The kids vote them off the island, based on performance. The last man
>wins only if he has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a
>moment's notice. If the last man does win, he can play the game over
>and over again for the next 18-25 years - eventually earning the
>right to be called "Mother"
(Hope this one hasn't been posted before~)
Kim
