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[Raven_the_Bird]

(Jade begins poking Hunter.)
HUNTER: What are you doing?!
JADE: I got tired of poking Adam, so now I’m poking you.

Q: Hey Hunter, how’s the tour going?
HUNTER: Ok, but Davey keeps kissing my mouth when he thinks that I am asleep ... I am awake but I am just too afraid to say anything. He might get mad and take it further

 

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[jade] if i asked you to have sex with me, would the answer to this question be the same as the answer to the first question?

 

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Davey

Random Fan: You have the only job in the world where people line up to hug you.
Davey: Well, me and the Pope.
Random: Are you crazy? You can't hug the pope. He's inside the bubble.
Davey: Are you sure you can't hug the Pope? Hey, everyone, does anyone know if you're allowed to hug the Pope?

D: I don't skate as much as I should. I've skated since I was eight years old, I suck terribly. I got my first subscription to Thrasher in '84. I got it for my birthday from my mom. And I didn't get any premium with it. I got no shirt, no skate rock, no video, nothing. They offered it, but I didn't get it.
JT: So what you're saying is Thrasher owes you a skate rock tape?
D: Yes. I believe it was Skate Rock Two.

He came to our house the day AOD was released and he, Adam, Hunter (Jade was out of town), Saves the Day, and myself walked down to the local record store so we could stare at it on the shelf for the first time. It looked pretty much the same as it did while it was sitting on the shelf in my room for the past month, but hey... little pleasures.

Beyonce smiled at me, though not because she knew who I was or anything, but because I looked a bit creepy. It was nice though, because she’s so pretty.

 

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Jade

I cut alot of high school and didn't go and dropped out when I was 16, but I went to college so its ok.

I'm so rock hard. You should call me Block Rockchest. Or Chip RockBlock. Or something.

Can't the lemons and pancakes just get along?

We'll be playing in Minnesota in the Mall of America, at the mini golf course...in the windmill.

Davey doesn't watch the damn road when he's driving. I'm sure if we crashed he would be fine and I would be imbedded in a tree. If he ever kills me with his driving though, I'm gonna come back as a squirrel and run up his pant leg.

I saw Billy Idol about 6 years ago getting out of limo and I yelled "Billy Idol!!" at him, in case maybe he forgot. He gave me a thumbs up.

 

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Hunter

I have a general disregard for the human race. Ha!

Q: I just wanted to know, did you guys have a nightmare before Christmas?
Hunter: Yes! I had a nightmare where we were on this band bus on tour. I had been sleeping and I was woken up because ahead of us in the distance there was some sort of giant explosion and the ground was rippling and there was a wave of earth coming towards us and we were all going to die.

Why? Why on this hottest of hot and humidest of humid days would I want a cup of hot coffee?! No idea. Sorry, I just lost my mind.

Chummy: You guys recently signed to a major, right?
Hunter: Yeah, Dreamworks.
Joanna: Do you get to be in Steven Spielberg's next movie?
Hunter: I actually tried to get that in the contract, but it didn't really work. Everyone laughed at me.

 

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Adam

Me, I was never too good at dating. So I was thinking maybe a couple of tall-boy beers, sitting on a hillside somewhere.

Overhaul me words, matey, for what I say be true. Blessed ye be with a strong character and a forgivin' nature. These shipshape qualities have steered ye safely through squalls to the captivatin' shores of the Magic Kingdom. I see favourable winds and a pleasant passage if ye charts yer course through the sea 'o life by this golden rule: Avoid common gossip and shun' the bilge rats what live by it. Mark well me words, matey: He who chatters to ye, will chatter about ye!

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Aimee: Do you all have tattoos?
Davey: "Yeah, all of us."
Aimee: Where's the most painful place to have one?
Jade: "There's a lot of very painful places. The stomach, the ribs, the side of the arms…"
Davey: "The elbows, the chest…"
Adam: "The sternum…"
Davey: "Where your hip bone comes through your back."
Jade: "The eyeball."
Davey: "Oh year, the eyeball is really painful."
Jade: "I have band tattoos but it's not because I'm fanatical, it's because I really love the music."
Kerrang!: Have you got a Duran Duran tattoo?
Jade: "No, but maybe I should get one! I'll get one tomorrow."

Interviewer: What’s your spiritual background or religion?
Davey: I’m God.
Hunter: He follows him. I’m atheist.
Interviewer: Oh my god, you don’t believe Davey exists?
Hunter: No.
Davey: I always go up to him, and I’m like, “****ing Hunter ... what’s up?”
Hunter: I have a picture of the one god that I do put all my faith in, right here. (He pulls out his wallet and shows a picture.) His name is Molo, and he’s the god of moles.
Interviewer: I’m just asking, because I see how all your stuff has 666 and stuff like that. I’m not saying you’re Satanic, I’m just wondering where that came from.
Hunter: My phone number. I didn’t want to give it all away...
Interviwer: So I’m not going to get enlightened, am I?
Davey: You can if you believe in me.
Interviewer: I do believe in God, and I didn’t know I was going to meet him tonight.
Davey: Just welcome me into your heart.
Jade: The Lord has mysterious hair.
Davey: The Lord has mysterious fashion sense.

 

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Question:now that you guys probobly have some nice cash now would you ever ever ever buy a mansion? or stick with the midsized houses, like 20-30 thousand just asking and cars do you stick with the cool old cheapy's or go with the hummers?
Jade's Answer:I will be moving into my mansion as soon as I get back to Berkeley, it says Frigidaire on the side. It'll go well with my Porsche that says Safeway on it.


Jade:"Let's totally be best friends. We can walk down the street with our guitars and I'll say, "Hey chicks!! Check us out, we're rad!!!" and when all these hot chicks start checking us out, we can blaze off some totally sweet solos and then you'll be all, "Hey chicks, you wanna hang with us?" and they'll be like "Hella!!" and the we'll both be like, "Ok, cool......psyche!!!!" and then we'll high five while shredding on our axes."

Jade again:"Tell him to come check me out when I'm shredding some sweet fingertapping solos and then he'll be like, 'Power chords blah blah blah' and I'll hit the whammy bar and it'll sound like a plane crashing at an air show and then he'll try to say some other stuff like, 'Blah blah blah yadda yadda yadda' and that's when I fire up the wah-wah pedal and it'll be like 'Wokka wokka wokka wo-wokka wokka' all up in his freakin' face."


"He (Davey) tries to pick up my guitar sometimes, but I have to snatch it out of his hands before he causes any damage. He plays a couple of atonal parts that quickly get left in the ****in' garbage can." - the jade

 

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