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[I Am What I Am]

The Hunchback of Notre Dame is possibly the darkest Disney movie.

 

[AliceinHalloweentown]

You will.
Believe me.
My PM box is open if you need to talk, 'kay?

Thanks, a lot. It helps to know people care

 

[Smiley.Socks]

Twenty years it's breaking you down, now that you understand there's no one around.
Take a breath, just take a seat, you're falling apart and tearing at the seams.

Heaven forbid you end up alone and don't know why
Hold on tight wait for tomorrow, you'll be alright

It's on your face, is it on your mind, would you care to build a house of your own.
How much longer, how long can you wait, It's like you wanted to go and give yourself away.

Heaven forbid you end up alone and don't know why
Hold on tight wait for tomorrow, you'll be alright

It feels good. Is that reason enough for you.
It feels good. Is that reason enough for you.

Heaven forbid you end up alone and don't know why
Hold on tight wait for tomorrow, you'll be alright
Heaven forbid you end up alone and don't know why
Hold on tight wait for tomorrow, you'll be alright

Out of this one
Don't know how to get you out of this one, don't know how to get you out of this one,
Don't know how to get you out of this one, don't know how to get you out of this one

 

[wilmabride'sdaughter]

I'm going...bye all

 

[marypops!]

I haven't seen it in ages.

 

[I Am What I Am]

I'm going...bye all

Bye Sian

 

[acesupercoolme]

Lmfao... I found a bible, and Leviticus 18 is called Forbidden Sexual Practices, and it's EXACTLY the same as the Lolcat translation!

 

[AliceinHalloweentown]

Lmfao.

And ceiling cat sed, "Oh hai Mozus,"

2 U sez unto teh kittehz uv Izreeul, u sez: "I, CEILING CAT, are teh CEILING CAT of dem!

3 Dose guyz in teh Eejipt, whar u wuz at, DO NOT WANT u for do dat. In teh Canaan, whar u be go to, DO NOT WANT u for do dat too. Kthxbai.

4 Do whut I sez, cuz I am teh CEILING CAT, teh moar CEILING CAT.

5 But u must do whut i sez cuz den u finds cheezburgers. I be teh CEILING CAT!

6 No can has teh secks wif teh fambily. I are teh CEILING CAT.

7 No can has teh surprise buttsecks wif ur daddy. No can has teh surprise buttsecks wif ur mommy, or dey wil b teh ghey.

8 No can has teh secks wif ur daddy's hoez, dats like teh buttsecks wif ur daddy.

9 No can has teh secks wif ur sister. An no iz okai for teh beej. Srry.

10 No can has teh secks wif da kitteh uf ur kitteh.

11 No can has teh beej from teh cuzins. Srry.

12 No can has teh secks wif teh auntie.

13 No cans get teh beej wif auntie too. Srry.

14 No can has teh buttsecks wif teh unkel. He are teh goatse.

15 No can has beej from dawter in lawz. Well okai maibe sumtimes.

16 No can has teh secks wif ur broes hoes. Dats ur bro d00d!

17 No can has gangbang wif grandma and granddawter. Has to big age difrns. Srsly.

18 No can has gangbang wif ur hoes sisturz.

19 No can get ur harbl wetted when ur hoes has teh bluds in hur harbl.

20 No can has teh secks wif ur naiborz wife.

21 No can gif ur kitteh to teh fire of teh Molech. I are ceiling cat.

22 No can has teh mansecks liek has teh ladysecks. Iz teh ghey.

23 No can has teh dogsecks. No can has secks wif teh horse. No can do teh goats. Srsly.

24 Guys, you no can has. Teh hoes is myne.

25 If u teks mai hoes, I pwn u.

26 Sooo, no can has teh buttsecks, no can has teh dogsecks, and u can killz teh gheyz, k? DO NOT WANT teh ghey.

27 I are on teh ceiling. I cans spunk on u.

28 I spunkd on dose guys. Hehe.

29 Dey DO NOT WANT.

30 OKAI? I are ceiling cat. I are watchin u **********.

Religion class would be so much more interesting if that was the bible.

 

[I Am What I Am]

My favorite song on the Hunchback is probably Hellfire

 

[acesupercoolme]

Religion class would be so much more interesting if that was the bible.

I KNOW!
Here's the rest of the translations if you want to read some.
http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page

 

[Smiley.Socks]

I'm going...bye all

Bye Sian!

 

[AliceinHalloweentown]

The Hunchback of Notre Dame is possibly the darkest Disney movie.

Frollo is all up n' lustin' on Esmerelda!

On the other hand, it has beautiful songs.. God Help the Outcasts...

 

[Smiley.Socks]

The day's last one-way ticket train pulls in
We smile for the casual closure capturing
There goes the downpour
Here goes my fare thee well

There's really no way to reach me (x3)
'Cause I'm already gone

Only so many words that we can say
Spoken upon long-distance melody
This is my hello
This is my goodness

There's really no way to reach me (x3)
'Cause I'm already gone

Maybe in five or ten yours and mine will meet again
Straighten this whole thing out
Maybe then honesty need not be feared as a friend or an enemy
This is the distance
And this is my game face

There's really no way to reach me (x2)
Is there really no way to reach me?
Am I already...

So this is your maverick
This is Vienna

 

[Hawaiidood]

Yet again I was joking about it being wrong, even though I do strongly disagree with it. Ah don't worry I'm a huge ******* and I'm kind of very argumentative. It's one of my (few) flaws.

I always thought inverted commas were used when you were sort of being jokey or sarky about something. Like in friends when Joey doesn't get it, so he says sorry with air quotes and Chandler gets really pee'd off xD Yeh I can relate anything to friends. I'm kind of good at english xD

Sure dude
Handshakes are so last year

Well thats cool, you have the right to disagree, and I respect it fully!
Thaks again

 

[acesupercoolme]

LOLcats always puts me in a better mood.
That, youtube, coffee, and music.

 

[Smiley.Socks]

Looking for something I've never seen
Alone and I'm in between
The place that I'm from and the place that I'm in
A city I never been
I found a friend or should I say a foe
Said there's just a few things you should know
We don't want you to see we come and we go
Here today, gone tomorrow

We're only taking turns
Holding this world
It's how it's always been
When you're older you will understand

If I say who I know it just goes to show
You need me less than I need you
But take it from me we don't give sympathy
You can trust me trust nobody
But I said you and me we don't have honesty
The things we don't want to speak
I'll try to get out but I never will
This traffic is perfectly still

We're only taking turns
Holding this world
It's how it's always been
When you're older you will understand

And then again maybe you don't
And then again maybe you won't

When you're older you might understand
When you're older you might understand

The Fray. x33

 

[acesupercoolme]

And right now... I'm listening to music on YT, drinking coffee, and reading the LOLcat bible!

 

[I Am What I Am]

Frollo is all up n' lustin' on Esmerelda!

On the other hand, it has beautiful songs.. God Help the Outcasts...

Oh yeah,

The songs are beautiful. So's the backdrop. Like the out side of Notre Dame. I'm listening to the soundtrack. I'm going to watch the movie too.

 

[acesupercoolme]

I don't like grasshoppers, they don't taste that good.

 

[pigletgirl]

I don't find LOLcats very funny.