david actually leads a secret double life, one as the david we are talking to, the other as horrid pop sensation justin bieber. as justin biber, 'david' speaks up the octave and comes off as a 12-year-old boy. but what even more people don't know is that DAvid or justin bieber is ALSO miley. as miley he dirty dances with producers and smokes. but, if miliy's double life isn't messed up as it is david/justin/miley/hannah is ALSO selena gomez. since david/justin/miley/hannah/selena is indeed also selena, and david/justin/miley/hannah/selena is dating selena, he has created a false story for the paparizi won't catch on and david/justin/miley/hannah/selena is secretly dating himself.
I WIN.