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I'm gonna have to BEG to get PATF.

I'm the only one in my family who liked it.
 

-drool-

A woman at court; told the judge:
Please! I want a divorce; and i want custody of my child because this child is mine and not my husband's. After all he is in my stomach.
Judge says okay... and asks husband what do you think?
he stays quiet then says..
Judge; if I put a dollar in a coke machine whose coke is it mine or the machine?

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LOL!

:lmao:
 
when I'm older, I'm going to have tons of books in my private library and it will have disney art all around!
 
3 more minutes! D: see ya'll on facebook, tumblr, and/or formspring.me!
 
Oh hey, I've been travelin' on this road too long
Just tryin' to find my way back home
But the old me's dead and gone
Dead and gone
And oh hey, I've been travelin' on this road too long
Just tryin' to find my way back home
But the old me's dead and gone
Dead and gone, dead and
 
hahah I'm the first one here! And It's almost 6 AM and I'm watching Mean Girls.
 
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