A blonde calls her boyfriend and says,
"Please come over here and help me. I have a killer
jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get
started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it
supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the
picture on the box, it's a rooster."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help
with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she
has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then
looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
"First of all, no matter what we do,
we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into
anything resembling a rooster."
He takes her hand and says,
"Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice
cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh. .. .
"Let's put all the Corn Flakes
back in the box."
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LOLZ.