What about putting your child on the state insurance program for children? In PA it is called CHIP (or at least it was, I think they may have changed it). QUOTE]
It is still called CHIP in PA, as far as I know. Excellent idea!
20 DAYS! 
Has anyone done the pirate training thing? Not when you get a makeover, but like the Jedi training. My kids did Jedi training last time and loved it. I thought I read something about a pirate one. Anyone know?
I don't think they do this anymore

It might have been part of their Princess & Pirate days thing??? There are other Pirate options - makeover, kids only morning pirate cruise, pirate & pal fireworks cruise. We have a whole pirate day planned!
I swear, y'all, I am about to go insane. Simultaneously planning DD's birthday party this weekend, a weekend church retreat for DH & I plus weekend @ her uncle's for DD the following weekend, then leaving for WDW the weekend after that is just too much! I've got so many lists going right now that I think I need a list of lists! And the packing! Us for the retreat, DD for her uncle's, early Disney packing, stacks of stuff to take to the park for the party...it never stops! Then add on top of that juggle all my doctor's appointments, submitting a reimbursement for DD's preschool tuition, sending off some mail-order prescriptions, setting up a consult for a new wheelchair, and oh yeah my mom's birthday is tomorrow.......
AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!
I hear ya. We leave in 19 days. I have DS 7th birthday Jedi Training Academy to plan - think soccer team & 2 classrooms of kids + family later in the day

Halloween party for about 25 on Halloween night. Company coming in the Friday before Halloween, so I can't even leave that Saturday to finish cleaning! 6 year end staff evaluations & 9 staff goals to set for coming year, plus my own eval & goals

But, I am off work (sort of) tomorrow!!!!