The New (and not improved) Story Thread!

[nightmareb4xmas]

i decided to have a smoke. then i ..

 

[KlInger]

realized that i was back on the moon, which made me sad because you cant light a cigarette on the moon (its against moon-men rules. plus, its impossible).

then i heard someone say...

 

[TheBellhop]

DUDE WHERE'S MY CAR?!?...I turned around and...

 

[polysisterchick]

Bob Saget was watching his car float away while...

 

[StitchGirl88]

then turned around to see....

 

[AmoDolphin]

...Clintin, who apparently was....

 

[polysisterchick]

not with his wife Hilary but was with...

 

[AmoDolphin]

Tom Cruise...Who, apparently hated Angelina Jolie, but...

 

[KlInger]

my head hurt, so i went to the local moon-man laundromat to ease my aching...

 

[AmoDolphin]

jaw. They had three types of medications, but none for pain relief, so I decided to go to...

 

[disneyangel7488]

a moonmen dentist. But when I got there, I realized it wasn't the earth type of dentist...

 

[marypops!]

but it was the kind which give you sugar and stuff to rot your teeth so it will come out i got scared and...

 

[disneyangel7488]

I tried to get away, but something caught me...

 

[AmoDolphin]

...then screamed, and realized that HE was standing next to me. The HE was...

 

[Saxsoon]

Michael Jackson, I tried to get away, and i did by

 

[XmCrXgIrLxHeLeNaX]

hitting him with a baseball bat then I went to MCR concert and met gerard then........

 

[Daisymae26]

went home and listened to JAckson 5 records. suddenly, it appeared in the window. i tried to run away but it seemed to be following me. what could i do? i ran back inside my house and yanked all the J5 records out of the record player and...

 

[BabyPiglet]

then gave them to the police because MJ was under investigation, and then I found a moon grape and ate it but after that I....

Grapes

 

[Saxsoon]

started doing the moon walk and couldn't stop. i danced my way over to

 

[KlInger]

immortality. (we should have fun with this)