The New (and not improved) Story Thread!

[HilaryDuff9008]

Spa and made me into a pop star and getly brang me down and everone wasscraming my name and one girl tryed to kisss me but secrity gard blocked her, then tom cruse came up to me and said I love you will you marry me? and I said..........

 

[KlInger]

"You?? HA!" and it turned out this was all a sad misunderstanding. the fans had actually thought i was...

 

[marypops!]

some famous person who sings and stuff so i...

 

[KlInger]

promptly snuck out the back, where i was greeted by a naked...

 

[HilaryDuff9008]

lip singer (ashlee simpson) then I meet Hilary Duff and were are friends and I put cream on there and I so she wont disaper or die and then we made a contract saying we will be friends forever and me and her said that the peice of papper saying that will never be ripped intill the year 300000000 the Hilary and I went to

 

[marypops!]

the burger bar but i was a vegetarian so i protested against...

 

[KlInger]

find a lawyer who found a loophole in the contract (you cant rip it up, but you can burn it) so we did just that. i decided to leave by myself with nobody else to...

 

[AmoDolphin]

go protest against sexism and abortion when...

 

[TheBellhop]

a soccer mom came out of nowhere and started up her van, which was aimed RIGHT AT US!!! so...

 

[nightmareb4xmas]

(this is gonna be ********) ... she hit us and flung us all the way onto the stage of My chemical Romance who was performing at the time. so next i ...

 

[AmoDolphin]

fall into the Pit Of Despair where I...

 

[disneyangel7488]

nearly drowned in a dark lake. I was able to reach the surface when...

 

[nightmareb4xmas]

Gerard Way saved me. *sigh* ... so then i

 

[jazstar87]

ran away too...

 

[Saxsoon]

the year of 2045 and jumped into a hover car and went..

 

[nightmareb4xmas]

back to 2005. i wasnt at my own home though, i was at ..

 

[AmoDolphin]

The MOON! So I then calld my...

 

[nightmareb4xmas]

friend nicole and she brought me back home to pittsburgh. i was so excited when she gave me a ticket to see...

 

[AmoDolphin]

The Underwear guy at Foot Locker. So then I...

 

[TheBellhop]

went in an alien's car and drove around Mercury for a bit, but I got bored so...