The Naughty Nuts Redux: Cocktails, Suntan Oil & Barbs!

[PixiePop]

Hey Kar and Liz....it's so good to see you!!!!!!!

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

Oh, yeah, day patrol is just SO much fun...

It's a tough job, but somebody's gotta do it. We need you!!!

KAR!!!! How is California treating you.

Jean...the NE what now??

Hi to Pixie and Squidster!!

Short and sweet. Hope everyone had a wonderful Wednesday. We're getting closer to the weekend...

 

[RobInBigKC]

You seriously annoy me. Have I mentioned that?

Hmmm, maybe once or twice a long time ago.

Rob -
Yikes on passing that stone but belated Happy Milestone Birthday to you!

Thanks Moo!

Happy Birthday, Rob!

Thanks Liz!

And last but certainly not least, ROBBIE!!!

Thanks Kar!

Just doing a fly by to say hi to everyone.

Rob, Happy Birthday!

Pixie! Good to see you here! And thanks for the birthday wishes!

Short and sweet. Hope everyone had a wonderful Wednesday. We're getting closer to the weekend...

Does that include me?

-- Rob

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Mornin', Nutters...

I'm jealous of those of you in California *you know who you are...It's freaking COLD here!

Jean, back me up on that, will ya?

 

[Squidrific]

Hi Kar!

PJ - good to see you over on FG. Welcome to Indiana!

Pixie - long time no see. Since you are here, can I give you a list of people who need smiting?

Happy belated birthday Rob - I'm offended you had no come back to the slithering comment. I know it wasn't directed towards me.

Hi Jean, Liz, Minnie. Did I forget anyone? Nope, the Canadian is no where to be seen.

 

[RobInBigKC]

Happy belated birthday Rob - I'm offended you had no come back to the slithering comment. I know it wasn't directed towards me.

Thanks Squiddy! I'm sure you're probably correct but I don't know that I've ever been called any type of animal that slithers in my life. Now, a dog or a pig on the other hand... that's a different story.

-- Rob

 

[jonestavern]

...

Patrol in the nude, huh? I think my company frowns upon that.

And pass the booze. People are being awfully thick today. If I can't slap them, I need alcohol in order to deal with them.

They may well smile. And it'll give 'em something to talk about for years!

I have a friend who used to keep a 2 litre Coke & a 5th of Bacardi on her desk. While she never drank at work, she would tell obnoxos it was a comfort just having it there (!)
did I mention she was extremely competent & her parents owned the company?

Are those yr eyes rolling back in yr head, again?! It's early yet!

I've got the slimes!

Just doing a fly by to say hi to everyone.

Rob, Happy Birthday!

PIXIE! I hope you don't mind if I post this pic from yr Photobucket, but I just love vacay snaps & you look as if you're having a lot of fun!

Mornin', Nutters...

I'm jealous of those of you in California *you know who you are...It's freaking COLD here!

Jean, back me up on that, will ya?

Well, Liz, I likey cold. Well as long as it's not 49 degrees or below & I have to be outside!
Yes, it's been in the 50's here at night--Yummm!

Hmmm, maybe once or twice a long time ago.


Thanks Moo!


Thanks Liz!


Thanks Kar!


Pixie! Good to see you here! And thanks for the birthday wishes!



Does that include me?

-- Rob

 

[jonestavern]

It's a tough job, but somebody's gotta do it. We need you!!!

KAR!!!! How is California treating you.

Jean...the NE what now??

Hi to Pixie and Squidster!!

Short and sweet. Hope everyone had a wonderful Wednesday. We're getting closer to the weekend...

NEA: My teacher DSis goes to 'conventions' in distant cities
A time or 2 ago they danced on the bar at Coyote Ugly.
So where teaching professionals go to attend 'workshops'.

 

[Goofster57]

Hey Nutters,
Glad to see everyone around.

Rob,
Happy Belated Birthday

Sorry about the Kidney Stone, been there done that (3 times) they Suck,
But you are right they have good drugs for them.

PJ,
Nice Pickle

Why do I feel so slimy? Must be all those Squids KAR released

Hello to the rest of you nutters

 

[PixiePop]

Hi Kar!

PJ - good to see you over on FG. Welcome to Indiana!

Pixie - long time no see. Since you are here, can I give you a list of people who need smiting?

Happy belated birthday Rob - I'm offended you had no come back to the slithering comment. I know it wasn't directed towards me.

Hi Jean, Liz, Minnie. Did I forget anyone? Nope, the Canadian is no where to be seen.

Just send me the list, I am definately in a Smiting mood!!!!


Jean...It's ok to share the pic...it brings back such fond memories.

 

[Squidrific]

Jean...It's ok to share the pic...it brings back such fond memories.

I should say so! What I wouldn't give for a large spicy pickle!

 

[apirateslifeforme]

I had a nice tasty pickle on my sandwich for lunch...

 

[Squidrific]

I had a nice tasty pickle on my sandwich for lunch...

Liz you are a bragger and a tease!

Was it dill or sweet?

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Liz you are a bragger and a tease!

Was it dill or sweet?

Um...er...uh...hmmm...

 

[jonestavern]

I should say so! What I wouldn't give for a large spicy pickle!

Um, the cover of that book looks famaliar, Squiddy....

 

[jonestavern]

I had a nice tasty pickle on my sandwich for lunch...

Liz you are a bragger and a tease!

Was it dill or sweet?

I think Squiddy is now going to want a blow by blow description of your lunches from now on Liz!

 

[Squidrific]

I think Squiddy is now going to want a blow by blow description of your lunches from now on Liz!

You say that like its wrong or something...

 

[Goofster57]

The Lone Pickle Rides Again

 

[apirateslifeforme]

I think Squiddy is now going to want a blow by blow description of your lunches from now on Liz!

Ask and ye shall receive...


"I settled myself into the plush beige 'velvet' seat of my car and unzipped my Pirates of the Caribbean lunchbox, salivating in anticipation. What treasure lay wrapped inside that shiny, neatly wrapped square of aluminum foil, resting on a pristine white napkin, waiting for my freshly washed fingers to lovingly open and devour it?

There it was…2 thick, spongy slices of white bread. Further scrutiny revealed 2 slices of honey ham, 2 slices of thinly sliced baked chicken, and a lovely slice of provolone in between. I breathed deeply, savoring the slightly salty scent of the deli meat. But ho – what’s this? There is a tinge of yellow on my provolone! Could it be…is there mustard instead of mayonnaise on my sandwich?

Excitedly, I chomped into this work of art and was rewarded with a satisfying crunch. I didn’t have time to be disappointed at the lack of mustard, because it was…instead of mustard…

A PICKLE!!!"

To hear the rest of this story, please dial 900-555-1234 from your touch tone phone. $4.95 for the first minute, $1.00 each additional minute. Just so I don't get kicked off the DIS...

 

[Goofster57]

Ask and ye shall receive...


"I settled myself into the plush beige 'velvet' seat of my car and unzipped my Pirates of the Caribbean lunchbox, salivating in anticipation. What treasure lay wrapped inside that shiny, neatly wrapped square of aluminum foil, resting on a pristine white napkin, waiting for my freshly washed fingers to lovingly open and devour it?

There it was…2 thick, spongy slices of white bread. Further scrutiny revealed 2 slices of honey ham, 2 slices of thinly sliced baked chicken, and a lovely slice of provolone in between. I breathed deeply, savoring the slightly salty scent of the deli meat. But ho – what’s this? There is a tinge of yellow on my provolone! Could it be…is there mustard instead of mayonnaise on my sandwich?

Excitedly, I chomped into this work of art and was rewarded with a satisfying crunch. I didn’t have time to be disappointed at the lack of mustard, because it was…instead of mustard…

A PICKLE!!!"

To hear the rest of this story, please dial 900-555-1234 from your touch tone phone. $4.95 for the first minute, $1.00 each additional minute. Just so I don't get kicked off the DIS...