The Naughty Nuts Redux: Cocktails, Suntan Oil & Barbs!

[PixiePop]

How do you like my sig?

 

[RobInBigKC]

How do you like my sig?

I've always liked Calvin and Hobbes.

-- Rob

 

[jonestavern]

How do you like my sig?

You bet I do!

I've always liked Calvin and Hobbes.

-- Rob

I've always liked pickles!

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Just a quick drive-by...I had my first date in 12 years on Saturday night. I don't think it's going to go anywhere. He was nice, don't get me wrong, but we don't have as much in common as it sounded. First of all, while looks aren't the most important thing, his profile says he exercises a lot and is very physically fit. He had a pretty good-sized beer gut for someone who "works out for an hour every day." Then, for a history teacher, he knew nothing about ancient history, except that Cleopatra was Greek (not Egyptian...common misconception). Plus he said he's ready to retire, after only 9 years of teaching, because the kids are too difficult. Another thing...one of his answers online said that he wanted to try skydiving. I mentioned it, and he said, "Oh...I was actually just trying to answer the question." His profile says he can't live without music, but his last concert was Ani DiFranco in 1994. And while we were in the music section of the bookstore, I saw Nikki Sixx's book and got excited. I had to explain who Nikki Sixx was, and he made a face and said, "Ugh." He didn't seem to want to let me leave either...we were there for 5 hours; he was yawning after the first 2. Every time I started moving toward the door, he'd stop or he'd go around and steer me back in the other direction. Then when we finally got out the door at 10:30, he said, "I haven't had anything to eat yet, are you hungry?" I just wanted to go home! He said he'd call, but he hasn't. Like I said, he was nice, but I'm not head over heels here.

And I feel bad about it...

 

[jonestavern]

 

[jonestavern]

Yay Liz!
Great 1st effort--even though, at times, it must've seemed like mostly effort!

You have a talent for writing keep a running tab on your adventures in dating, blog them perhaps?

Okay, on to the next guy...

Volunteer some place that interests you. You WILL meet someone there or another volunteer will know a good match. Really!

 

[jonestavern]

Look what I found in my Word Docs, an old favorite!

Litterbox Cake When you care enough to bake the very best!
Ingredients:
# 1 box spice or German chocolate cake mix
# 1 box of white cake mix
# 1 package white sandwich cookies
# 1 large package vanilla instant pudding mix
# A few drops green food coloring
# 12 small Tootsie Rolls or equivalent

# 1 NEW cat-litter box
# 1 NEW cat-litter box liner
# 1 NEW pooper scooper


# Prepare and bake cake mixes, according to directions, in any size pan.
# Prepare pudding and chill.
# Crumble cookies in small batches in blender or food processor.
# Add a few drops of green food coloring to 1 cup of cookie crumbs.
# Mix with a fork or shake in a jar. Set aside.

Also:
# Cool cakes to room temperature, and crumble into a large bowl.
# Toss with half of the remaining cookie crumbs and enough pudding to make the mixture moist but not soggy.
# Place liner in litter box and pour in mixture.

Faux Clinkers:
# Unwrap 3 Tootsie Rolls and heat in a microwave until soft and pliable.
# Shape the blunt ends into slightly curved points (you know what those clinkers look like).
# Repeat with three more rolls. Bury the rolls decoratively in the cake mixture.
# Sprinkle remaining white cookie crumbs over the mixture, then scatter green crumbs lightly over top.

Clumps:
# Heat 5 more Tootsie Rolls until almost melted.
# Scrape them on top of the cake and sprinkle with crumbs from the litter box.
# Heat the remaining Tootsie Roll until pliable and hang it over the edge of the box.
# Place box on a sheet of newspaper and serve with scooper.

 

[Goofster57]

Jean, We need to get you a Hobby

Morning Nutters

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Look what I found in my Word Docs, an old favorite!

Litterbox Cake When you care enough to bake the very best!
Ingredients:
# 1 box spice or German chocolate cake mix
# 1 box of white cake mix
# 1 package white sandwich cookies
# 1 large package vanilla instant pudding mix
# A few drops green food coloring
# 12 small Tootsie Rolls or equivalent

# 1 NEW cat-litter box
# 1 NEW cat-litter box liner
# 1 NEW pooper scooper


# Prepare and bake cake mixes, according to directions, in any size pan.
# Prepare pudding and chill.
# Crumble cookies in small batches in blender or food processor.
# Add a few drops of green food coloring to 1 cup of cookie crumbs.
# Mix with a fork or shake in a jar. Set aside.

Also:
# Cool cakes to room temperature, and crumble into a large bowl.
# Toss with half of the remaining cookie crumbs and enough pudding to make the mixture moist but not soggy.
# Place liner in litter box and pour in mixture.

Faux Clinkers:
# Unwrap 3 Tootsie Rolls and heat in a microwave until soft and pliable.
# Shape the blunt ends into slightly curved points (you know what those clinkers look like).
# Repeat with three more rolls. Bury the rolls decoratively in the cake mixture.
# Sprinkle remaining white cookie crumbs over the mixture, then scatter green crumbs lightly over top.

Clumps:
# Heat 5 more Tootsie Rolls until almost melted.
# Scrape them on top of the cake and sprinkle with crumbs from the litter box.
# Heat the remaining Tootsie Roll until pliable and hang it over the edge of the box.
# Place box on a sheet of newspaper and serve with scooper.

Too bad I have to wait until April for Psycho Sue's next birthday...

 

[jonestavern]

Jean, We need to get you a Hobby

Morning Nutters

Oh I have one but my probation officer says it's a violation to mention it!

 

[apirateslifeforme]

For you, Jean...It's Star Trek TNG night!

 

[jonestavern]

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Pomegranate or chocolate?

Chocolate pomegranate, maybe?

 

[jonestavern]

 

[LBelle]

Oooooh! I heard there was a bar open around here!!!!

I'll have a double Kahlua and milk on the rocks.....hold the milk!!!

 

[LBelle]

Sooo.....HI everybody!! Did I miss anything?

Last edited by RobInBigKC : 08-22-2008 at 05:05 PM. Reason: For some reason, the blonde jokes were more fun when LBelle was still around




Oh....and didn't I see some mention somewhere of some sort of......hmmm....what was it again.... ...oh ya.....a CANADIAN TROLLOP!!!!!

Boy...it's good to be home!!!!

 

[apirateslifeforme]

YES PLEASE!!!

 

[jonestavern]

 

[momrek06]

Oooooh! I heard there was a bar open around here!!!!

I'll have a double Kahlua and milk on the rocks.....hold the milk!!!

Sooo.....HI everybody!! Did I miss anything?

Last edited by RobInBigKC : 08-22-2008 at 05:05 PM. Reason: For some reason, the blonde jokes were more fun when LBelle was still around




Oh....and didn't I see some mention somewhere of some sort of......hmmm....what was it again.... ...oh ya.....a CANADIAN TROLLOP!!!!!

Boy...it's good to be home!!!!

ARE MY EYES DECEIVING ME, DID WE JUST HAVE A LBELLE SIGHTING??????????

 

[LBelle]

no