The Mouse is a Thief

[who's ur daddy?]

I mean Disney is a bloody corporation after all. There to take away your hard earned money. They don't sell you a room or a ticket; they market everything as a magical memory. And they charge a premium for that.

There is the happy Disney music they pipe into the air all throughout the parks and resorts. Then the bright colours of the parks and the wonderful warm weather. And they make their employees be nice to everyone. Don't be fooled. All of this is intended to make you spend, spend, spend and to come back again and again. Thank gosh they don't have good food. If they did, they probably would have conquered the world by now.

So Disney may have brainwashed my kids to make them ask if they can live and study in Disney, but not me. I am on to you, Mouse.

I'll be watching you during my trip next month. And also on the Disney Dream cruise my wife just booked for next March. Oh and if I have my way in October this year, I'm going undercover with my DVC points to see how badly you rip us off at the resorts.

 

[DaniB]

 

[My 2 princesses]

 

[ABCanada]

Disney can part you from your money in more ways than you can imagine and still have you thank them for it.

Only solution. Invest in the stock. (it is up almost 50%, in US$, over the last year)

Is that going over to the dark side?

 

[c&m]

Yeah, we're onto the mouse too. We're going to DL Anaheim in March to investigate and then off to DL Paris in August to stake out the mouse house.

 

[Thumper_ehhhhh]

lmao you made my day.

 

[thebigman65]

At first I was like....WT*....lol.....thank you for making me laugh!!

 

[Blanche_Neige]

I mean Disney is a bloody corporation after all. There to take away your hard earned money. They don't sell you a room or a ticket; they market everything as a magical memory. And they charge a premium for that.

There is the happy Disney music they pipe into the air all throughout the parks and resorts. Then the bright colours of the parks and the wonderful warm weather. And they make their employees be nice to everyone. Don't be fooled. All of this is intended to make you spend, spend, spend and to come back again and again. Thank gosh they don't have good food. If they did, they probably would have conquered the world by now.

So Disney may have brainwashed my kids to make them ask if they can live and study in Disney, but not me. I am on to you, Mouse.

I'll be watching you during my trip next month. And also on the Disney Dream cruise my wife just booked for next March. Oh and if I have my way in October this year, I'm going undercover with my DVC points to see how badly you rip us off at the resorts.

OMG they did the same to us

 

[Kat&Dom]

OMG they did the same to us

Me too! We will be watching the Mouse in November when we go! Of course, it is my son's 5th trip to the World and he has 2 trips to the land under his belt too and he is only 5 years old. Now that he is in school, I think that he is going to figure out that it is not normal to go to Disney as often as we have been going! I love Disney!

 

[Thumper_ehhhhh]

Me too! We will be watching the Mouse in November when we go! Of course, it is my son's 5th trip to the World and he has 2 trips to the land under his belt too and he is only 5 years old. Now that he is in school, I think that he is going to figure out that it is not normal to go to Disney as often as we have been going! I love Disney!

wow thats awesome.

 

[disneychic2]

Thanks for the chuckle!

 

[nat1234]

That was great. I really was wondering what was going on, but thanks for the chuckle.

 

[Sue M]

I'll have lots of time to investigate on our 10 day Aug trip.

 

[ChisJo]

I mean Disney is a bloody corporation after all. There to take away your hard earned money. They don't sell you a room or a ticket; they market everything as a magical memory. And they charge a premium for that.

There is the happy Disney music they pipe into the air all throughout the parks and resorts. Then the bright colours of the parks and the wonderful warm weather. And they make their employees be nice to everyone. Don't be fooled. All of this is intended to make you spend, spend, spend and to come back again and again. Thank gosh they don't have good food. If they did, they probably would have conquered the world by now.

So Disney may have brainwashed my kids to make them ask if they can live and study in Disney, but not me. I am on to you, Mouse.

I'll be watching you during my trip next month. And also on the Disney Dream cruise my wife just booked for next March. Oh and if I have my way in October this year, I'm going undercover with my DVC points to see how badly you rip us off at the resorts.

awesome!

 

[xipetotec]

I mean Disney is a bloody corporation after all. There to take away your hard earned money. They don't sell you a room or a ticket; they market everything as a magical memory. And they charge a premium for that.

There is the happy Disney music they pipe into the air all throughout the parks and resorts. Then the bright colours of the parks and the wonderful warm weather. And they make their employees be nice to everyone. Don't be fooled. All of this is intended to make you spend, spend, spend and to come back again and again. Thank gosh they don't have good food. If they did, they probably would have conquered the world by now.

So Disney may have brainwashed my kids to make them ask if they can live and study in Disney, but not me. I am on to you, Mouse.

I'll be watching you during my trip next month. And also on the Disney Dream cruise my wife just booked for next March. Oh and if I have my way in October this year, I'm going undercover with my DVC points to see how badly you rip us off at the resorts.

I just wanna say I disagree with the food comment I mean yeah a lot of bad fast food. But there are some pretty darned good restaurants at WDW

 

[Zife]

Haha, my wife and I were actually discussing this stuff during our last visit to the world. The friendly CMs, the happy music, etc.

We decided that when my wife finishes her PhD (in Psychology) she should write a book about it, The Psychology of Disney