ahh varmits.
They took out my roof.
Literally.
Jeff and I noticed we were hearing an odd "scratching" noise above our heads. And in the kids rooms.
It was rather loud
And CREEPY. Icky Icky sounding
After months of praying it would go away on its own (ok maybe 2, tops) we decided to investigate. I had been a single mom for 4 years at this point and sadly had NEVER been in the attic of my house.
Face mask. Check
Rubber gloves. Check
Long sleeve shirt and pants. Check.
All I could picture was a rabid animal attacking us the minute we opened that ceiling access door.
Ghostbusters for wimps.
Sure enough. A racoon.
Not just one.
A mama. With babies. OOOHHH how cute, all snuggled together.
We closed the attic up. Called animal control.
They are rabid. She was nesting. Animal Control wouldn't do a thing. Their advice?
Wait for the babies to grow up (Spring, so about 4-6 weeks from when we were calling) and they will leave on their own. They gave us some strategies to try and get them to leave on their own before that.
Mothballs. Loud music. Ammonia. High pitched sound waves
Problem was, it was a 1700 sf attic. We tried it all. We'd huck mothballs up there and the insulation was so thin you could hear them thunk and roll. So mama and her babies would just move away from the smell or sound. About the only good aspect was we did get them to move away from the bedrooms, to over the dining room. Only a problem on the one night we had friends over for dinner.
Mama was getting in and out through a vent on the roof. Using trees to hop to the roof. Or so we thought. Babies decided to tear up the roof from the inside out, cedar shingle by cedar shingle. Six different major holes. Beyond repair. Patch job actually made it worse.
They did. Leave on their own. And left me with a really really big bill to get the house sold.
I hate varmits. Especially racoons. It is not a coincidence that the new house has no trees remotely within jumping distance of the roof. Nor will it ever. Good thing its a tall house!
Field mice though...those we do have. Sigh.