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Day 2 - Part 8

Lauren and I arrived at the Jedi Training stage near Star Tours at 5:50, over an hour before Hyperspace Hoopla would begin. I thought that we’d need to be there plenty early to get a good spot. When we arrived, they were finishing up a game of “Padawan Mind Challenge”, where they ask kids Star Wars trivia questions. It looked like fun. I only knew the answers to about half of the questions.

It was late in the day now, but it seemed hotter than ever as we stood in this crowd. Similar to Luke, Leia, and Han's death sentence at the hands of Jabba the Hut, "we would find a new definition of pain and suffering as we would be slowly digested" in this crowd over the next hour. Shortly after we joined the crowd I got a text from Judy that they had arrived at the park and wondered where to find us. When they got to us, the kids, Lauren included, couldn’t believe that they would have to stand there for another hour before the show would even begin. And Judy had a headache besides, so I suggested that she go find a shop and enjoy some air conditioning. This show probably wouldn’t really be her thing anyway.

At 6:15 a Jedi Training Academy started, so at least we had something to entertain us. We were a few people back from the rope, but James thought that he could duck under and squeeze past people and get to the rope at the front of the crowd, so I told him to go for it, and he soon made it to the front.

Here’s Ahsoka Tano from the “Star Wars: The Clone Wars” cartoon. She helped the padawans on the ground while the Jedi trainer helped the padawans on the stage.

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The Jedi trainer had some new jokes since we last saw this in 2005 when James received his Jedi training. For example, at one point he said, “What happens when you cut off both of your opponent’s arms?.....You disarm him.” Then he said, “Jedi’s don’t have a lot jokes, but when we do, you will find it funny.” And he swept his hand as if doing the Jedi mind trick.

Later on, while helping a kid, he said, “I sense a high sugar content in this one.”

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And of course Darth arrived to fight the padawans on the stage.

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The villain who battled the padawans on the ground level was Asajj Ventress. She’s another character from “Star Wars: The Clone Wars”.

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At about 6:30 Jedi Training Academy ended and we watched the cast members begin to prepare the area for Hyperspace Hoopla. We didn’t know it yet, but we were about to experience “The Great Rope Fiasco”.

Up to this point in my life, I’d always been super-impressed with Disney’s crowd management skills. I can remember my parents commenting about the back-and-forth queue lines when we visited Disneyland in the early ‘70’s. To me, they’ve always set the standard in how you handle large groups of people; how you keep them moving, and keep them happy. Well, that reputation was about to take a hit. Let me explain. For Jedi Training an area in front of the stage is roped-off to allow a group of kids to battle there, in addition to the kids who are on the stage. For the last 45 minutes or so, people have been assembling behind that rope watching the training and waiting for Hyperspace Hoopla. Now, the cast members were about to move the rope closer to the stage, and since this area was shaped like a cone, the whole mob would be squeezing into a smaller area. A man behind us who had apparently attended before mentioned to someone else that this was going to happen, so we were kind of prepared for it, and Lauren, Marlene, and I stuck together as the crowd shuffled/squeezed forward. I could only hope that James maintained his spot at the rope, and we found out later that he did. Now the crowd was really pressed together. Before, we had a small amount of personal space, but now it was body against body in a great big, hot, sweaty mob. Not fun. I couldn’t understand why the rope even had to be moved at all; we all were content with where we were. Plus, it’s downright dangerous to have a crowd pushing forward like that. I still can’t believe that Disney did this, and worse, that they hadn’t noticed what a bad idea it was when they had done it every Friday, Saturday, and Sunday night for the past four weekends.

The other thing about this show was that it attracted a very young-adult crowd. Lauren, Marlene, and I were behind some college-aged boys. I could see all right, but Lauren and Marlene were obviously going to have trouble. Also, for me to take pictures I had to hold the camera up, guess at where to aim, and hope for the best. The display on the back of my camera doesn't show what is in the viewfinder, like point-and-shoot cameras do. So, all of my pictures were pot-luck, as I held the camera up so I could clear people’s heads.

Before the show started I got a text from Judy that she was way in the back, near the buildings, and happy to be out of the crowd. I was glad that she wasn't with us, she would have been miserable.

At 7 o’clock the show got underway. The emcee’s are two characters named “Snig and Oopla”. Isn't it amazing that they could find an emcee whose name rhymes with Hoopla?

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Remember the people I had seen earlier in the day? Here’s a refresher:

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Now I understood who they were supposed to be dressed as. At one point during the show, Oopla told Snig that he could be replaced, and she pointed to those two people in the crowd.

They opened by singing “Hyperspace Hoopla” to the the Star Wars theme music. I still have that going through my head: “Hoop-LA….Hyperspace HOOP-la. I’m Snig. I’m Oopla. It’s time for fun.” As they went through the opening, a lot of the characters paraded out. Here’s a shot of Jango Fett, and from the heads of people in front of me you can get a sense of where we were and what the crowd was like.

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Also, I immediately realized that Snig…

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…was the same cast member who played the “Wishmeister” at the DVC event we went to last year. Here’s a picture from last year’s trip report.

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The Cantina Band came out, which I found out was called “Figrin D’an and the Modal Nodes”.

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After playing the usual cantina song that we know and love, Snig said that they can play any song in the galaxy, and asked for requests. Some people around me shouted out “Freebird” (of course, it’s kind of a joke now to yell that out whenever anyone asks for requests), but I can’t remember what request Snig took. Whatever it was, someone backstage was working very quickly to get it cued-up, because the band began playing it, and then immediately reverted back to the Cantina song.

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Next, they moved on to the dance competition. Our first competitor was Chewbacca and two jawas, who danced to the Aerosmith/Run-DMC version of “Walk this way”.

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It was hilarious! That wookie can dance! And I love the hats on the jawas.

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I also tried to capture some video with my phone, but I apologize that they turned out pretty bad. They look better on my phone. I think they degraded somewhat in the process of being sent to my e-mail and then uploaded to Photobucket. I guess I’ll post them anyway – they may give you a sense of the energy of the show and the crowd. At the end of this chapter I’ll post links to some really good video that someone else took of an earlier weekend this year, if you’d like to see it after reading this.

Chewbacca and jawas video:



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The next act in the dance competition was a collection of female characters from the Star Wars movies and cartoons: Princess Leia, Queen Amidala, Ahsoka Tano, Aurra Sing, and Zam Wesell (I had to do some research to find the names of the last two, I'm not that much of a geek).

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They danced and lip-synched to Madonna’s “Material Girl”, along with some Tusken Raiders. I’ve gotta tell you, I know it’s the wrong science-fiction series, but after watching this I can understand Captain Kirk’s penchant for alien women. I didn’t care what act was coming up next, these ladies had my vote!

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The lady in red actually has an antenna coming out of her head!

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Video of Star Wars ladies:


After the ladies left the stage, the music of Michael Jackson’s “Beat It” started. Stormtrooper backup dancers spun, and the doors opened to reveal Darth Vader wearing one sequined glove. He strutted out and performed all the dance moves of Michael Jackson, including the moonwalk, and it was AWESOME!

Video of Darth as MJ:


More Video of Darth as MJ (this is my favorite of the videos I took):


Since I was videoing, the only still photos I have are from right afterwards.

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The time came to vote, via audience applause, for our favorite act. Despite my screaming for the ladies, Darth Vader won.

A little more video of Chewbacca:


Video of the Cantina Band followed by a Gamorrean Guard:


They also had Queen Amidala sing Britney Spears’ “Womanizer” to Darth Vader. That was pretty funny:


Some more video of the ladies. Watch them kick, especially the pale white woman dressed in red - her foot goes above her head! Even Judy could see that from way back where she was:


I don’t even know how to describe this…a whole bunch of people:


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There was still some more dancing before the show ended. Boba Fett wrapped it up with some awesome moves, but here’s the last still picture I have. Chewbacca dancing with Oopla. I don’t even remember this, but it may have been after he was upset that he hadn’t won the competition. Snig said something to the effect that if the wookie doesn’t win somebody’s liable to get their arms pulled out of their sockets.

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I just noticed that the Cantina Band guys were wearing head bands when they came out at the end. Maybe they had just been to the Indiana Jones show?

Boba Fett runs the stormtroopers off the stage. (This video is pretty good too.):


More Boba:


So, would you like my final thoughts on Hyperspace Hoopla?

I absolutely loved it! Yes, even though the crowd situation was bad. And that it was a little scary during the great rope fiasco. And that the kids could only see the upper half of the dancers. But despite all that, they liked it too. Oh that reminds me…although James was right in front, he complained that he was squished up against a big, sweaty guy. I asked him if he was touching sweaty skin or sweaty clothes, and he said, “Yes!” But this show had so much energy and it was so much fun that it was one of the highlights of the trip, for me anyway. I can see why it is so popular. If Disney moved this to a bigger venue, like the Indiana Jones or American Idol theaters, they’d have a knockout.


As promised, here are some youtube links to good video of the show. It’s definitely worth checking out.

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Up next: Why stop now? Nighttime at DHS.
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AWESOME update!!!!!! I didn't realize that the Hoopla was this! I've seen videos of past years and laughed and laughed - how very cool that you got to see it in person!!! Now I gotta go watch those YouTube videos, hope I don't wake Henry with my laughing...;)

ETA: Those costumes that you saw earlier in the day were incredibly impressive!
 
Wow, I never had any intention of visiting the Star Wars Weekends, but this show sounds like great fun!! I get it now why people always say to make sure to see it.

But how horrible to be in such a crowd. I agree with you that they ought to now better! :sad2:
 
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Day 2 - Part 8

It was late in the day now, but it seemed hotter than ever as we stood in this crowd. Similar to Luke, Leia, and Han's death sentence at the hands of Jabba the Hut, "we would find a new definition of pain and suffering as we would be slowly digested" in this crowd over the next hour.

I wouldn't quite equate the south Florida humidity to the digestive juices of a Sarlacc but I guess it isn't too much of a stretch. :laughing:

but James thought that he could duck under and squeeze past people and get to the rope at the front of the crowd, so I told him to go for it, and he soon made it to the front.

also an advantage of touring solo.

The Jedi trainer had some new jokes since we last saw this in 2005 when James received his Jedi training. For example, at one point he said, “What happens when you cut off both of your opponent’s arms?.....You disarm him.” Then he said, “Jedi’s don’t have a lot jokes, but when we do, you will find it funny.” And he swept his hand as if doing the Jedi mind trick.

Later on, while helping a kid, he said, “I sense a high sugar content in this one.”

and I thought some of your jokes were bad. Zing! ;)

At about 6:30 Jedi Training Academy ended and we watched the cast members begin to prepare the area for Hyperspace Hoopla. We didn’t know it yet, but we were about to experience “The Great Rope Fiasco”.

You would think that Disney would know better. Luckily the crowd there isn't too large or you can get into situations where people get knocked over and stepped on as the crowd keeps pushing closer.

Before the show started I got a text from Judy that she was way in the back, near the buildings, and happy to be out of the crowd. I was glad that she wasn't with us, she would have been miserable.

That's where we were standing. It's a bit uphill so you can still see most of the stage back there and your not slowly getting digested which is a bonus.

Remember the people I had seen earlier in the day? Here’s a refresher:

Now I understood who they were supposed to be dressed as. At one point during the show, Oopla told Snig that he could be replaced, and she pointed to those two people in the crowd.

So it was totally worth walking around all day in the heat I bet. :lmao:

They opened by singing “Hyperspace Hoopla” to the the Star Wars theme music. I still have that going through my head: “Hoop-LA….Hyperspace HOOP-la. I’m Snig. I’m Oopla. It’s time for fun.”

I had flashbacks of Nick the Lounge Singer (Bill Murray) singing his version of Star Wars.

Also, I immediately realized that Snig…

…was the same cast member who played the “Wishmeister” at the DVC event we went to last year. Here’s a picture from last year’s trip report.

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Como say what?

It was hilarious! That wookie can dance! And I love the hats on the jawas.

I wanted to vote for Chewie. That hair really added to his moves!

They danced and lip-synched to Madonna’s “Material Girl”, along with some Tusken Raiders. I’ve gotta tell you, I know it’s the wrong science-fiction series, but after watching this I can understand Captain Kirk’s penchant for alien women. I didn’t care what act was coming up next, these ladies had my vote!

Did you have a DIS Dad moment? (reference)

After the ladies left the stage, the music of Michael Jackson’s “Beat It” started. Stormtrooper backup dancers spun, and the doors opened to reveal Darth Vader wearing one sequined glove. He strutted out and performed all the dance moves of Michael Jackson, including the moonwalk, and it was AWESOME!

Even my teenage boy was grinning and that's saying a lot at Disney.

The time came to vote, via audience applause, for our favorite act. Despite my screaming for the ladies, Darth Vader won.

Darth won on our trip as well. I think he probably wins nearly every time.

So, would you like my final thoughts on Hyperspace Hoopla?

I absolutely loved it! Yes, even though the crowd situation was bad. And that it was a little scary during the great rope fiasco. And that the kids could only see the upper half of the dancers. But despite all that, they liked it too. Oh that reminds me…although James was right in front, he complained that he was squished up against a big, sweaty guy. I asked him if he was touching sweaty skin or sweaty clothes, and he said, “Yes!” But this show had so much energy and it was so much fun that it was one of the highlights of the trip, for me anyway. I can see why it is so popular. If Disney moved this to a bigger venue, like the Indiana Jones or American Idol theaters, they’d have a knockout.

I'm glad you enjoyed the show. I'm sure James loved getting some high fives from the cast. Too bad about the crush of people but what are ya gonna do? :confused3
Star Wars Weekends are a blast and it is a big draw. I wish it was closer to Halloween so wearing costumes would be more comfortable.

Up next: Why stop now? Nighttime at DHS.

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Nice update, but I think I would have rather been with Judy! Maybe if I actually saw the show I would change my mind. If they put it in a theater I will be sure to check it out. I can't imagine those characters, in some of those costumes, dancing in that heat and humidity! :eek: I also can't imagine someone knowing the names of all of those characters, without looking them up (assuming since you only confessed to research on two of them I think), claiming they aren't a geek!!! :lmao:

As for the Star Wars women, I always get the feeling they are trying to make them as freakish and ugly as possible.....unless of course we are talking about Princess Leia when she was a prisoner of Jabba the Hutt!!! :woohoo:
 
I'm surprised they go through all that trouble to put on a show like that, and then have it on such a small stage!! You're right, they should try it in one of the larger theaters.
 
Hi Glennbo!

I'm here, but unfortunately, it's taking longer to even just load the page than time I have right now. Hopefully after the Hoopla of dinner, my friend.
 
Great update! That show looks like a lot of fun but I could deal without the crowds! (and heat) They really should find another stage for that show! I would love to go for Star Wars weekend but between the crowds and heat I wouldn't be fun to be around :rolleyes1
 
Oh and am I still the first to claim the point: no Judy-do sightings!

You are going to award a prize at the end of your TR for the one with the most points, aren't you?? :woohoo:
 
Wow, what a great update!! We loved Hyperspace Hoopla!!!!!!
 
Not a big Star Wars fan, but I loved the update. I bet that was so much fun, except for the squishy crowd part. I can't wait to see what they do with the Star Tours refurb!!!
 
If you've been a faithful reader of this TR, then you know why this post is here...new chapter coming soon!

you stole this from me.
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great update, liked all the sohw pictures, i wonder if that wsa really that womans head, hard to see any kind of line where it was an add on, (the bald white painted head)

nothing like a nice sweaty big man hording your space, im sure james loved that.
 
Nice update. I am not a Star Wars fan so it wouldn't have been for me. With all that crowding it wouldn't have been for me even if I was. I would have been with Judy shopping or just sitting in AC waiting.
 
So, would you like my final thoughts on Hyperspace Hoopla?

I absolutely loved it!

This sounds fantastic! And I admittedly had no idea. Really, dancing Star Wars peeps? It wasn't hitting me. But your pics and description sure do. I believe I see a lil' trip to SSW in our future! :thumbsup2
 
I hope to go for Star Wars weekend someday. My DS9 LOVES Star Wars. If you go on you tube they have other years for the dance offs. Pretty cool.
 
I would soooo love to see this show. I really enjoyed the update but I'll have to wait until I'm at home to check out the video (not work friendly).

Poor James smushed by a big sweaty guy. YUCK!

I would stand in the heat to see it too.
 













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