So anyway, my mom and step father were out last weekend to celebrate LG's birthday party.
I remember about 10 years ago, mom used to pay for everything. Boy how times have changed.

Now I get stuck with the bill. Sup wit dat?
Anyway, since MB is afraid of the dark now, we have to have dinner "out" before the sunset. The only buffet I could find open before dark was a suspect Chinese restaurant called "China Buffet".
Now the name alone had me worrying. If they can't be any more original than that, how was their food going to taste.
Upon entering the restaurant, I immediately notice that the drab decor and furnishings shouted "Old Breakfast Cafe" remodeld into a Chinese restaurant.
Getting good Chinese food in Billings, MT is not an easy task. This place didn't look like it was going to do a good job either.
I picked at various meats off the buffet and spit out a lot of gristle. LtP and I actually needed an extra plate. We called it the "Discard Plate" for all the crap that I wasn't going to swallow.
The only real item on the 100 items buffet that I found I could get down was the General Zso's Chicken. It was spicy hot and probably had a lot of carbs but at this point I'm hungry.
My step father absolutely loved this place and raved about it for hours afterwards! He went through 3 plate fulls and didn't talk much. Looked like me at a bratwurst factory.
At the end of the meal, they brought out fortune cookies. I took a photo of mine: