~ The Man Report ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Imminent Shutdown ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

[Disneyolic]

I think you should have called that update "Buzz has crabs." Now that's just good writin' there...

Now that funny right there!

 

[Supreme Goddess]

I like your user name!

Thanks! My DH used to call me "My Queen" until a friend in my office called me "The Supreme Goddess of the Universe", my full title wouldn't fit for my user name. I called him right away to let him know I had been promoted!

Wow-that sounds scary to get stuck in a body briefer. That feeling of being trapped in clothing is not good.

It was really scary. My arms were trapped above my head and I couldn't see. Being a body briefer, there I was exposed and thinking if the sales lady ever came back to check on me, how humiliating this was going to be. After all, why try on a body briefer if you aren't trying to hide the bulges! Ack!

Buzz, It's hard to believe the amount of food you get at Fulton's. We ate there last year and I had the lobster bisque, crab stuffed lobster and still managed to eat dessert. Chocolate creme brulee, the best ever! Not bad for a 5'1", 124lb Goddess! Although, I think I did end up searching for the Pepcid AC that night.

 

[GeminiAngel]

Thanks Buzz for a great report! I was reading to my Mom some of your past posts and she was just dying . Mom thinks you looked adorable dressed as a king for halloween! She also commented that your wife must be a saint !

After seeing that platter we must go to fulton's.

 

[cathy0124]

Hey Blue - I found what you can get Buzz for Christmas....

 

[GeminiAngel]

Hey Blue - I found what you can get Buzz for Christmas....

Where do you guys find these things!!!

 

[SunKat]

Great chapter there, Buzz! It was sweet of you to tip the bread guy. I think I'd actually like that job. Because I love bread that much.

Those otters were cute, Linnie. I totally would have thought they were alligators too. Well, baby alligators. With whiskers.

Mmm, mmm, all that crab at FCH looked awesome. Nowadays I just order crab cakes. It's a lot easier (and easier on ones system as well) .

Can't wait for the next chapter!

 

[blue_river]

Hey Blue - I found what you can get Buzz for Christmas....

HA HA HA HA HA

That's a hoot Cathy!!!


Okay...now I need to catch up.

 

[KathyRN137]

Okay, you just listed one more reason why I think Billy and Trey could be twins...

Wham! Wham! Wham!

He just loved him some Stacey TV all week....


Kathy

 

[blue_river]

Okay - all caught up! Another great update Buzz

DM stole all my awesome, hysterical replies but I did want to say that the meal looks like way too much food

I'm not a seafood lover, even the smell bothers me

Hey Blue, is Stitch coming to Cali with me for my Goofster visit?

Did ya even read my message from Stitch???

"Please pass this message along to the Mills Clan. How soon do we leave? I'm not sticking around here for too long...Canadian winters are for Eskimos!"

 

[jordanyosh]

~The Man Report ~ ~ Crustacean Platter & Loose Stool ~

Just For DM. The infamous Mills “Food Shot”.

You have your family trained well.

 

[ILMICKEY]

~The Man Report ~ ~ Crustacean Platter & Loose Stool ~

I was a little scared to read this after seeing the title!!

Hand goes up, head starts bobbing, and Buzz is transformed into a slightly balding heavy metal God.

O.K. now, this is the best smiley EVER!!!!!!! Headbangers rule!

The parking at Downtown Disney is atrocious. Even at 5pm, nary a spot to be found.

Why is this? I don't really think it matters what time of day, which day of the week, who is president, it is always full!!!

Six months earlier, LtP was inebriated and lost the car on our night out, forcing us to use a Taxi service. I wanted to be rest assured we didn’t repeat her grievous errors of that prior trip.

Were you not with Linnie on this night??

“Because we’re courteous and sensitive to other people’s Disney experience”, I explained, maybe a touch louder than LtP would have liked.

I'd have said the same thing! I would have got the "look" from my hubby, but it would have been worth it!

The waiter brought out a plate of crab and lobster so big, I was immediately concerned about the price. This giant platter of food certainly cost $300 or more!

HOLY CRAP, that's a big plate! Did you guys finish all of it? Should have taken some to feed the "gators"!!

 

[Disneyolic]

Hey Blue - I found what you can get Buzz for Christmas....

That is one great gift! I'm buying them for everyone!

Okay - all caught up! Another great update Buzz

DM stole all my awesome, hysterical replies but I did want to say that the meal looks like way too much food

I most certainly did not steal your awesome hysterical replies. I'm just funnier than you are. Ya know, it would have been funny if you just copied everything I said to see if anyone noticed.

 

[jcc0621]

The parking at Downtown Disney is atrocious. Even at 5pm, nary a spot to be found.

It seemd that no matter what time of day you go to DTD parking is horrible!

Six months earlier, LtP was inebriated and lost the car on our night out, forcing us to use a Taxi service. I wanted to be rest assured we didn’t repeat her grievous errors of that prior trip.

That's not the way I remember it being told

A lot of confusion and argument from the group without Priority Seating ensues when we’re finally seated near the stern of the ship.

Were they ever seated

A couple of women with a 6 year old “brat” sat right next to us. The “brat” was throwing the “bread-guy’s” bread, crying, and kicking at her mother. In response, the mother pulled out a Lap Top and fired up a movie. She remembered to bring a lap top to dinner but failed to remember the Head Phones for it. As a result, we all got to listen to the mad antics of Sponge Bob & Patrick during our very expensive meal.

I would have been furious. Especially becasue I would have had to answer the same question from Jimmy. To quote from a really bad 80's TV show--HOW RUDE

“Because we’re courteous and sensitive to other people’s Disney experience”, I explained, maybe a touch louder than LtP would have liked.

Excellent Answer

I’m brought back to reality by the sound of a Loud Girl “burp”, which would conclude the evening meal.

You must be so proud

Spotting the “bread-guy” near his “bread-station”, I saunter over & slipped him a “fin”. He smiled graciously and whispered “Gracias, Senor”.

Next Up: Top 10 Handy Tips to Avoid a Racketeering Charge.

Ahhh… aint they cute?

Very cute. Trey looks just like LTP.

Mmmm… Giant Platter of Food. That’s the bread guy to the left… hovering.

(The pile of crabs, not LTP!)

DM your replies are simply awesome.

Insert inflating head smiley here

 

[Blue Riverine]

Baby it's cold outside ... and I can't sleep at night.

 

[Disneyolic]

Insert inflating head smiley here

Hey! I resemble that remark!

 

[jcc0621]

Hey! I resemble that remark!

LY/MI DM

 

[Linnie The Pooh]

Thanks everyone-I loved all the comments about this installment. I especially like the comments about Trey looking like me! Buzz's ip dip family thinks he looks just like him.

That platter of crabs and lobsters was HUGE!! We didn't quite finish all of it, but I put the hurt on it. There was only a few small legs left-not anything to even bother with.

With my sensitive system, I can pretty much only eat meat, cheese and butter so at meal times, I'm starving and tell the waiters to just leave out all the pesky side things like salad, soups, bread etc. Just gimme meat, cheese and butter!!!

I am man… and surprisingly brilliant!


Genius, no. Loving wife, yes

Uh, yeah, he's brilliant all right. The proof is in the report card his mom left when she visited us last weekend. Thank you Linette! It was the best gift I've ever received!!!

Hmmm, that's a whole bunch of D's there Buzz!! A D in religion???

Gotta love the comments from the sisters- "needs more responsiblity in studying for tests" "test scores were so very low" "you've got lots of evergy can you channel a little more into school?"

And his mom's comments- "This is a bad report card!"

Missing 11 days in the 2nd quarter was probably your downfall, uh yeah, that's it.

I think that shows who's the smarter of the too. (j/k) two. My report cards are all straight A's!!

 

[beckanoah]

Wooo Hooo!!!!


See if you can find a smilie of me at Typhoon Lagoon with my swimming trunks falling off.... They'll be lined up to get in to see that.

Evidently I'm not allowed... but I'll find different ones!

 

[Disneyolic]

I never knew Buzz's real name was Hollis. I was wondering what his real name was. I guess I can understand why he likes Buzz now ...

And it's funny that he got a D in religion. Kinda all makes sense now ...

 

[Goofster57]

Ooohh!!! Cramp! My calf muscle is now in a knot! Besides muscle loss, one of the side effects of the meat diet is cramping from lack of potassium. Ouch!

I hate those; mine always strike in the middle of the night, sometimes in both legs at the same time

While walking across the short bridge to the entrance of Fulton’s, my significant other suddenly screams at the top of her lungs “Ahhhh… GATOR!”.
I take a closer look. “That’s not a gator you Ip-Dip!” My wife, an avid Steve Irwin fan and biggest mourner during his funeral, had spied a couple of furry otters in the water. Genius, no. Loving wife, yes.

Anyone could have made that mistake

“Because we’re courteous and sensitive to other people’s Disney experience”, I explained, maybe a touch louder than LtP would have liked.

You were a lot more considerate than I would have been, I would have told the lady since we have to listen to it could she at least turn the screen so we could watch it

Spotting the “bread-guy” near his “bread-station”, I saunter over & slipped him a “fin”. He smiled graciously and whispered “Gracias, Senor”.
I smiled back, “De nada”.

We knew you were a big softie