BeenHereB4
I'm not really new :)
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LOL I was thinking my DH never goes on here so hopefully I am safe.
OMG you are hardcore!We have corrupted you! Samples? That is how they lure you in.
"C'mon kid try this you are going to love it! It is the same make up Angelina uses and look she had Brad. Nothin' bad about that is there? NAAH it's GOOD for your skin"
Before you know it you will be buying Mac in a dark alley from some broad named Mitzi or hanging around a Maggiano's after a Mac professional development (probably only CR will get that part) just to get their leftovers.
You will get a job in Sephora and then the resident make up artist will make you up each day to look like Dame Edna or Tammy Faye (that is what the MUA does in the Sephora near me) and you will not care just as long as you get your daily make up fix. Your family will stage an intervention with make up remover and cotton balls and then have you use the cheap stuff like NYX to try and let you down slowly. YOu will think you kicked the habit but in the end you will innocently walk by an ULTA ,the door will be open and the smell of the eyeshadow will pull you in again. YOu will need more, more, more to get the "pigment high".
Finally, we might see you holding a sign on the street corner "Will work for make up! " All from that innocent little sample you got.
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OMG - that is toooooo funny!!!



don't forget the LE stuff. You have to buy at least one full size now because you will NEVER get this color again, EVER, ANYWHERE!!
All the salesgirls at my Sephora look like drag queens gone wild too! The ones at Nordstrom are a scary shade of orange (or is it burnt sienna?) and wear extremely dark jetblack eyeliner (these are not young ladies either).

