The Maelstromers... a FASTPASS! Part 3

[dana0801]

You hang your Toilet paper on the roll the wrong way.

Leave it to you Ed to point that out..

Although I agree it is upside down.

 

[GADISNEYGIRL]

FYI, next TR installment is up. I'm not a whiner... but in some cases I do beg shamelessly for love and attention. Like now.

 

[AshClan]

Sorry to burst your bubble, but that is a hotel room.

SO THERE, Ed!!

Oh, and Grammy, I was the one with the cookies. Still have plenty left....I've been waiting for you to come by for yours!!! Where ya been? (Sorry, but they're not warm anymore.....)

What a bunch of cute kids. Mine are getting too old. They're not that cute anymore. Especially my 14 year old. He has acne. And a "furry" mustache that he refuses to shave. Really gross. But I still love him. Just won't show his picture to anybody.

 

[jamal]

Jamal - He is soooo cute. Bring him to Sunday dinner. Same time, same place, every Sunday. No dress code required. Except wear your lipstick. Hayley would love him, except she already has 3 boyfriends. They are all named Zach. Little Zach, Big Zach, And Zach H. And tomorrow when we go on her class trip they will all be on the bus. She already told me all 3 want to sit with her. She is a mini Sheridac - she wants to spread the love. She will be the death of us I am sure. She is sooooooo DH's girl. He despises every boy named Zach

Pooh - I am with you girl - if it don't smell, it's good enough for me. She wants to resurrect the Punky Brewster look.

Sheridac - Please just stop posting. I am out of depends. Kentucky Fried Chicken ran out of chicken once too. I don't understand how that happens. As Tink would say, makes me confuzzeled, or something like that.

BTW - Tink, you OK. I fear you hit your head harder than you thought. We can all be over later to help knit take care of you.

Grammy, E can sooo take on the Zachs:

I can't make it this Sunday. I have gained 5 pounds since I started hanging out with you people. Grammy, I overeat at your table.

Pooh, Your new zealot better make sure Ken's in the room while he teaches class. I'm just saying he better not be alone with all that flesh. Especially Sheri.

 

[edcrbnsoul]

Sorry to burst your bubble, but that is a hotel room.

What maid did that?

Time to go back to maid school

 

[paslea_pooh]

Yo how about dis idea. How bout I quit my freakin job, lay on the beach and old guys pay me dollas to look at you and pooh as you dip your feet in the worta. Em Sayin!

WHAT??????????? Quit your job???Not unless you wanna me to hit a you.

 

[sheridac]

Pooh, Your new zealot better make sure Ken's in the room while he teaches class. I'm just saying he better not be alone with all that flesh. Especially Sheri.

HEY!! I resemble that remark!

 

[HaleyB]

So please do not take offense that I don't email you. Look, I recognize I'm pretty old fashioned and pruddish. I'm ok with people thinking that. But we all know someone who got involved in a relationship through the internet and lives were ultimately ruined. The way I protect my family from that occuring is I don't put myself in situations where it could occur. By my reckoning, anything which is said publicly is less likely to get too personal. If I started PMing people I'm afraid it could end up getting personal and well, strange. This may not be true for everyone. But in my experience, there's something about me that makes people open up and share very personal details. It happens all the time in line at the store and even my clients frequently divulge super personal details b/c they forget the "counselor" part of my title doesn't mean psychological counselor. Frequently, I'm reminding people I know that I'm not really trained to dispense mental health advice and they should seek the care of a professional. No joke. Therefore, in my real life, I am never alone with a woman who is not my wife. It makes sense to do the same on the internet.

Maelstrom!

Gosh dude, will you stop calling yourself a prude. You my good man, are, well, a good man. I might use the old fashioned term gentleman, even. Except you are a lawyer, but I bet you are one of the good guys like Georgia ArCat. However, you are no prude. That word is so negative.

There are no negative words I can think of that fit you, save one. I promised myself to lay off the political digs, so I will refrain from saying it. I guess I might as well have though .

Can you discribe the victory dance? Please?

Now if your wife can throw Chutes and Ladders or Candy Land I will be really impressed. Also if your daughter knows her numbers and colors she can play Uno, which I find much more enjoyable than most games aimed at the under 5 crowd. The concept is very simple, match the number or match the color.

Everyone else- I am not ignoring you. I adore each and every one of you. But it is the last 3 days of school and I am busy. This was another drive by post. I will try to read todays posts by bedtime. Oh and sorry about my rude exit last night.

 

[MOMOFMNM]

thank you amy for that great pic~~I appreciate it very much

mommy p!! Have fun in paradise and think of me!!! You'll love it and never want to value it again girl...be warned.

Nicolemarie: good job on your dd award!!!

frickywicky: hi!! Had to do the yard work myself this weekend

Lou: I love gouchos even though petite, short girls are not supposed to wear them...but I love them any way...now did you get that pic I forwarded to you of me riding(as in the RIDE webmaster k...) riding DUMBO?? Backwards??? Trunk and all Lou!! I told you blonde is better!

LALALA: I love littlegirl speak...as in your little girl speak...cherish it now...because unless she has a lisp it will be gone soon.
(UP FRONT APPOLOGIES TO ANYONE WITH A LISP)


Markymark: I am certain God has in tiny writing "thou shalt not steal from a preacher or minister or clergyman...or that means double hell for you" on the Commandments. Sorry about your cell phone. DH got his car stolen last summer. Out of our driveway....

let me tell you guys about this:

so dh leaves his keys in the jeep, 4am I hear said jeep start up, and run to the window. I then see said jeep pull out of the driveway. Fearing that my dh had just received the Poly bill from said WDW trip 2005 and was driving himelf off the nearest bridge, I panic. I see said DH asleep in bed. I yell

"someones driving your car..."

I then smack said dh because he is deaf. In one ear.

HOWEVER said dh is used to being hit in his sleep because he snores so loud it wakes the undead, zzub...really it does.

and he rolls over.

I yell louder.

He jumps out of bed in his ******* (family site folks)

and manages to trip over that wicker laundry basket I was supposed to put away a week before hand but was ???? Dising I believe....???

Cuts his arm all up, bloody and all.

GETS IN MY VAN...MOSTLY NAKED. He grabs a clothes hanger for protection... Apparently he is going to CHASE?? these guys with MY MINIVAN!!!??!!!??? (I can now picture a mel and zzub story ensuing here...)

and the VAN does not start.

Its not cold. Its NEVER NOT STARTED NOT ONE DAY...never. But this time it does not start. So dh is forced to come in the house and call the cops.

I saw someone drive our car out of the driveway people. It happened.

Now call me crazy but this is where I get chills and start thanking God for the fact that my car would not start. Who knows what would have happened to my dh had he chased those criminals down to the WRONG PART OF TOWN.

WITH A COAT HANGER.

Said vehicle was later found by dh's EX WIFE...apparently she was down there (wrong part of town...) my guess is buying some brownies??? She called him and told him where he could find his jeep...about three days later.


OH AND RHONDA:

the way to win DISNEY SCENE IT over your prereader is...

read them the questions REAAAAALLLY slow...


it also makes them want to read faster for school

 

[Chapter 11]

Except you are a lawyer, but I bet you are one of the good guys like Georgia ArCat.

So what does that make me? Never mind. I'm sure I don't want to know. And "evidence" can be used as a verb without adding any letters. So there.

 

[J and R's mom]

You hang your Toilet paper on the roll the wrong way.

 

[paslea_pooh]

Grammy, E can sooo take on the Zachs:

I can't make it this Sunday. I have gained 5 pounds since I started hanging out with you people. Grammy, I overeat at your table.

Pooh, Your new zealot better make sure Ken's in the room while he teaches class. I'm just saying he better not be alone with all that flesh. Especially Sheri.

My Kronk is not interested in boys, as of yet. So Grammy's H can have all the Zachs plus E. Abby is mostly interested in Franklin and currently the Many Adventures of Our Pooh!! (That was an odd thing to type. Just now.)

Jami, I can't be policing Pooh AND Ken AND Sheri. I have a family to worry about. I'll have to trust Sheri to police Ken AND Pooh. (Not sure this is a wise choice. Just saying.)

 

[MOMOFMNM]

So what does that make me? Never mind. I'm sure I don't want to know. And "evidence" can be used as a verb without adding any letters. So there.

I already told you

that makes you an avid reader...not some silly "attourney"

CHAPPPPPIEE
(((SLAP)))

 

[J and R's mom]

OMGosh PMM! What a story. And what a story teller! I could visualize the whole thing (I'm not sure that's a good thing)....A coat hanger? Oh my.

 

[LaLa]

LaLa: my daughter and I split 2 games a piece and my wife won one. We ended up playing Hi Ho Cherrio instead of Chutes and Ladders. I can't wait until my daughter is old enough to tackle better games. Evidently, my victory dance when I win is worth watching b/c my wife later confessed to taking a dive in one of the games just to watch me win again. I don't know what's more disturbing: that my wife figured out how to take a dive in Hi Ho Cherrio or that my victory dance is that much worth watching or that I have a victory dance for winning Hi Ho Cherrio.

Either my secretary has bad gas or Sheridac is trying to send me another message. Hard to say.

GA: You're the most recent person to raise this subject, so I will respond to everyone as I respond to you. I really don't use PMs or email for this message board. I've made exactly two exceptions to this rule. I emailed Mel on Sat out of concern for her safety and well being. I considered that JW would probably do the same (turns out he did) but I hadn't seen him posting that day and I thought someone needed to warn her ASAP about her email address. The urgency of the situation, in my mind, called for a drastic measure. The previous exception was similarly urgent.

So please do not take offense that I don't email you. Look, I recognize I'm pretty old fashioned and pruddish. I'm ok with people thinking that. But we all know someone who got involved in a relationship through the internet and lives were ultimately ruined. The way I protect my family from that occuring is I don't put myself in situations where it could occur. By my reckoning, anything which is said publicly is less likely to get too personal. If I started PMing people I'm afraid it could end up getting personal and well, strange. This may not be true for everyone. But in my experience, there's something about me that makes people open up and share very personal details. It happens all the time in line at the store and even my clients frequently divulge super personal details b/c they forget the "counselor" part of my title doesn't mean psychological counselor. Frequently, I'm reminding people I know that I'm not really trained to dispense mental health advice and they should seek the care of a professional. No joke. Therefore, in my real life, I am never alone with a woman who is not my wife. It makes sense to do the same on the internet.

By the way, I don't use much technology in court. In my experience it becomes a distraction and loses effect. Evidently, I haven't figured out how to use it more effectively.

Mark: you've taken some ribbing about how long your post was. I hope in all that it wasn't lost how powerful your post was. It was well-stated.

Maelstrom!

I agree with Pooh. It's all pretty disturbing ZZUB.

If it's like that with Hi Ho Cheerio, I can only imagine the ZZUB Household when you finally throw the gloves off and step up to Disney Trivial Pursuit.

Like I said, we got pretty nasty with each other last night. When the kids missed a question, DH and I both yelled, "WRONG!" at them. DD even got in on the act. When her brother missed a question, she yelled "WRONG! Now SID'DOWN!"

She ended up spankin all of us. We got beat by a five year old. They have cards for the kids that ask questions like "Who did Woody accidentally push out of the window?" or "What movie is Mowgli in?" for the kids and questions like "What song accompanied Bambi's first experience with rain?" for the adults. Not only did I get the answer right, I SANG it word for word. Drip Drip Drop Little April Showers....Gotta love those Disney CDs.

DH came in dead last. Sucker. Or maybe we're all suckers. Pretty smart marketing on Disney's part. Anyway, pick one up. I highly recommend it to all Disney Nerds and Geeks out there. Good family times indeed. Just ask Rhonda and Marky Mark.

BTW, in case I haven't told you this already, I think you're a stand up guy. Really. You exude stand uppedness. Maybe that's why people are drawn to you and want you to counsel them. Because they have respect for you. Because you're a stand up guy. We all see it and no doubt they do too. And we don't even really know you that well. Well, you know, not that you DO Stand Up. You COULD. Do Stand Up. Like Jerry Seinfeld. Which, BTW, are you? Jerry Seinfeld? Posing as an attorney from Preston, Idaho? I've often wondered......


Jamal- Cute pics. Yall are busting out all of these cute kid pics. I'm lovin it.

PP- That was soooo not Sheridac. This is....

Now that's hot.

Okay, it's a teeny weeny picture of a Bratz doll. In case you couldn't tell. Yall all know I'm technically challenged in the resizing department.

LALALA: I love littlegirl speak...as in your little girl speak...cherish it now...because unless she has a lisp it will be gone soon.
(UP FRONT APPOLOGIES TO ANYONE WITH A LISP)

Matter of fact, she does have a little lisp, I think. It's a lisp and she's little. And now I think I'm offended. First the you know what with the cigarette and now you're pickin' on kids with lisps. Is there no end?

I'M JUST KIDDING!

LY/MI PMM!!!!

SherSher and Horsey (((((((((slap))))))))))))



Okay, I gotta jet people. I'm off work and actually on my time now instead of the boss's and I just can't have that.

Try to check back later.

 

[J and R's mom]

MP--Have a great trip! Here's to hoping that everyone heals up really nicely before you leave and stays that way during your trip.

Hi Dana!

 

[Yzma and Kronk]

Part 3

Him – Cause really honey, there was no one on the beach. No one. Competition was zero, zilch, nada. Sorry, but there wasn’t much to look at, not even dolphins. Today you were the Queen bee. You are a hit at the nursing home. Sorry. Want me to bring you back tomorrow.

OMG Grammy - great story

I loved it, Queen Bee!

Thanks for sharing.

 

[paslea_pooh]

PP- That was soooo not Sheridac. This is....


Now that's hot.

Okay, it's a teeny weeny picture of a Bratz doll. In case you couldn't tell. Yall all know I'm technically challenged in the resizing department.

True dat.

Okay, I resized it. It's a bit fuzzy. Not sure if it's because she's been drinking or b/c I've been drinking !!!

I'm outta here for the rest of the night. I've got a Legends party to go to. At the neighbors house. hooP will fill you in, in the event I can't remember it. J/K, it's Monday night people. What do you think I am , a Loser?? Don't answer that!!!!
LY/MI

 

[Yzma and Kronk]

Sorry for the "twofer" drive-by......

I also want to say,

Welcome Back MEL



I haven't been here since Saturday - no time - and off to the rink again - change directions Maelstromers! - I'll check back tomorrow!

ÝAK

 

[LaLa]

True dat.

Okay, I resized it. It's a bit fuzzy. Not sure if it's because she's been drinking or b/c I've been drinking !!!

That looks much better. And I think it's a little of both.

Have fun at the Legends Ball. Say hi to Grammy for me while you're there.


PMM: What a story. That's awful. Glad you got the jeep back. But a coathanger? Wait a minute. It wasn't a wire hanger, was it? Cause you know how Mommy feels about wire hangers. Need I say it?????