The Maelstromers... a FASTPASS! Part 3

[MOMOFMNM]

OMGosh PMM! What a story. And what a story teller! I could visualize the whole thing (I'm not sure that's a good thing)....A coat hanger? Oh my.

thanks and yeah... it was kinda unerving....only cuz the police came and then were like "what year...what model...did you have insurance...what time was this?? Did you see the perpetrator?? What color are your eyes?? and yours?? Do you have any enemies?? Do you deal drugs??? Do you like cats??? Do you wear red thongs???"

and I am like...

EXUSE ME BUT THE PERSON DROVE A 1988 JEEP CHEROKEE IN TAN WITH WOOD TRIM AND A BROKEN WINDSHIELD

THAT WAY....

YEAH....THAT WAY...I SAY....JUST GET IN YOUR FREAKING CAR AND GO THAT WAY...

DOWN THE STREET TURN LEFT.....THAT WAY!!!

OMG!! We live in DSM, Ia. It is not that hard to find anything here. Excluding Coach purses, Jimmy Choos and a PF Changs...oh yeah...and a pro sports team....other than that...you can pretty much circle the city in 30 mins. And the cops want to come in for tea. and a cheese danish.

my dh's ex wife manged to do something the cops could not do. I fear for my overall saftey here now and have since bought a tazer...

(mama likey!!)



LALA WHO IS THAT FREAKY GUY playing the drums??? Looks alot like ZZUB at an African mating ritual dance...am I right??? Looks like he's LIVE AT THE AK!!

(I ask cuz he's kinda cute...)

better yet I bet its buzzton! mama likey lots!!

 

[dana0801]

MP--Have a great trip! Here's to hoping that everyone heals up really nicely before you leave and stays that way during your trip.

Hi Dana!

Hi JNRmom.

How was your weekend?? Mine was soo drama...I can't stand a whiny teenager.

I do have to tell you that DD had her wisdom teeth out on Friday and I now know how she will act the first time she gets drunk. Lordy it was hilarious.

Every time I said something to her she would duck her head and look at me at an angle up thru her eyelashes and giggle Heeeheeeheee. It was TOOO FUNNY. DD stop and sit still for a minute they have to replace the gauze... heeeheeeheee. lord if I had a video camera I could be on AFV.

 

[LaLa]

LALA WHO IS THAT FREAKY GUY playing the drums??? Looks alot like ZZUB at an African mating ritual dance...am I right??? Looks like he's LIVE AT THE AK!!

(I ask cuz he's kinda cute...)

better yet I bet its buzzton! mama likey lots!!

It's from a skit on SNL. Fred Armison is his name and he does this schtick where he's a stand up comedian and after every joke, he plays the drums and says something really weird in Spanish and goes.....



"I'm Jess Keeeeeding"



Ask Chappie. Betcha he's seen it.

Oh, wait. Maybe that IS Chappie.

Buh dum bum....I'm Jess Keeeeeding.

 

[MOMOFMNM]

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omg


A FEW THINGS HERE

1. Why are we behind this thread?


and should I answer by this:

2. "Try setting yourself on fire to relieve the pain...."



would help this new mom out??? huh?? do you???

 

[LaLa]

http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=1118995


omg


A FEW THINGS HERE

1. Why are we behind this thread?


and should I answer by this:

2. "Try setting yourself on fire to relieve the pain...."

1. Good question

2. I dare ya.

 

[J and R's mom]

Hi JNRmom.

How was your weekend?? Mine was soo drama...I can't stand a whiny teenager.

I do have to tell you that DD had her wisdom teeth out on Friday and I now know how she will act the first time she gets drunk. Lordy it was hilarious.

Every time I said something to her she would duck her head and look at me at an angle up thru her eyelashes and giggle Heeeheeeheee. It was TOOO FUNNY. DD stop and sit still for a minute they have to replace the gauze... heeeheeeheee. lord if I had a video camera I could be on AFV.

Oh my! I remember when my wisdom teeth were removed (I HAD SIX OF THEM!). My mom stopped in and got the pain pills but forgot to give them to me when we got home and I awoke two hours later in SEVERE PAIN! ouch!

Definitely should have had a video camera. That would be good to pull out and show her from time-to-time.

So, has her swelling gone down yet?

 

[HaleyB]

So what does that make me? Never mind. I'm sure I don't want to know. And "evidence" can be used as a verb without adding any letters. So there.

Give me an example. Really, I can not think of any uses of evidence as a transitive verb, unless it is inflected.

 

[pongoperdigirl]

Lou: I love gouchos even though petite, short girls are not supposed to wear them...but I love them any way...

For a second there I thought you were dissing me and my clothes.
But then I saw you liked them to...I am glad someone else likes them too
I am not alone...

Apparently Lou liked the gaucho picture, I only mean that he found them stylish, nothing more.... I will keep wearing them

 

[HaleyB]

1. Good question

2. I dare ya.

Ditto, no wait, I double dare you.

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

Evidently, my victory dance when I win is worth watching b/c my wife later confessed to taking a dive in one of the games just to watch me win again. I don't know what's more disturbing: that my wife figured out how to take a dive in Hi Ho Cherrio or that my victory dance is that much worth watching or that I have a victory dance for winning Hi Ho Cherrio.

Maelstrom!

And I'm so glad to be back?

Frankly ZZubie that whole bit was VERY disturbing, you old-fashioned prude.

But... because I'm feeling so warm and loving after a whole day at West Point with The General I'll dedicate a little thing I really, really like to you and yours. And to all the other Maelstromers out there who enjoy the bloodsport known as "Family Games Nite" with their loved ones.

The Children's Hour

Between the dark and the daylight,
When the night is beginning to lower,
Comes a pause in the day's occupations,
That is known as the children's hour.

I hear in the chamber above me
The patter of little feet,
The sound of a door that is opened,
And voices soft and sweet.

From my study I see in the lamplight,
Descending the broad hall stair,
Grave Alice and laughing Allegra,
And Edith with golden hair.

A whisper and then a silence:
Yet I know by their merry eyes,
They are plotting and planning together
To take me by surprise.

A sudden rush from the stairway,
A sudden raid from the hall!
By three doors left ungaurded
They enter my castle wall!

They climb up into my turret
O'er the back of my chair
If I try to escape they surround me
They seem to be everywhere.

They almost devour me with kisses,
Their arms about me entwine,
Till I think of the Bishop of Bingen
In his Mouse-Tower on the Rhine!

Do you think, O blue eyed banditti
Because you have scaled the wall,
Such an old mustache as I am
Is not a match for you all!

I have you fast in my fortress,
And will not let you depart,
But put you down in the dungeon
In the round-tower of my heart.

And there I will keep you for ever,
Yes, for ever and a day,
Till the walls shall crumble to ruin,
And moulder in dust away.

Longfellow

 

[sheridac]

My Kronk is not interested in boys, as of yet. So Grammy's H can have all the Zachs plus E. Abby is mostly interested in Franklin and currently the Many Adventures of Our Pooh!! (That was an odd thing to type. Just now.)

Jami, I can't be policing Pooh AND Ken AND Sheri. I have a family to worry about. I'll have to trust Sheri to police Ken AND Pooh. (Not sure this is a wise choice. Just saying.)

Hey, I can police. I like policemen very much. They are our friends.

 

[HaleyB]

Last edited by sheridac : Today at 05:35 PM. Reason: ********************************** pm me if you want to know why

No need for a PM. I thought the same thing...

 

[AshClan]

and should I answer by this:

2. "Try setting yourself on fire to relieve the pain...."

childbirth at WDW??? New meaning of "go to your happy place"

That poor girl....she doesn't have a clue!!

Grammy, I'm home now. You can come and get the cookies. Better hurry, before I eat them all. (My boys have decided they don't really like them too much when they're not warm....spoiled brats.)

PMM....you are LUCKY your van wouldn't start! Not to be a downer, but a local guy was killed a couple of weeks ago trying to stop a car thief. He got dragged....then the car crashed...really tragic. No car is worth that. Happy to hear DH's ex made herself useful

 

[MOMOFMNM]

That poor girl....she doesn't have a clue!!

Grammy, I'm home now. You can come and get the cookies. Better hurry, before I eat them all. (My boys have decided they don't really like them too much when they're not warm....spoiled brats.)

PMM....you are LUCKY your van wouldn't start! Not to be a downer, but a local guy was killed a couple of weeks ago trying to stop a car thief. He got dragged....then the car crashed...really tragic. No car is worth that. Happy to hear DH's ex made herself useful

uhuh

like I SAID...GOD.


Mel please

why are you getting all INTELLECTUAL HERE???

since the threads gone all "family friendly" we have only wits and humor and now Philosophy to appease each other huh??

sucks



shersher:

I hear ya on the POLICE!!

loud and clear sista

 

[sheridac]

PP- That was soooo not Sheridac. This is....

Now that's hot.

Okay, it's a teeny weeny picture of a Bratz doll. In case you couldn't tell. Yall all know I'm technically challenged in the resizing department.


SherSher and Horsey (((((((((slap))))))))))))Try to check back later.

La~

You aren't trying to say I'm a brat are you?? I didn't think so. You meant I was tiny and cute and fashionable and of course hot, right? Right??

By the way, I am curious if this is normal. I stopped by my family friendly neighborhood liquor store tonight and as I was purusing (go ahead Chappie) the shelves I asked the guy at the counter where the triple sec was. I was very nice. Not flirtatous (here too right Chap)in the least. I swear!! I even said, "no, dont get up, just point me in the right direction". And you know what he says to me??? He says, "not only are you very close, you are hot!!" Trust me, he did not mean hot as in hot or cold, I can tell these things. I was in a freakin' suit, people, now come on!!

 

[HaleyB]

Morning 'stromers!

Lovely to see YOU, and, yes, YOU too! Oh, there YOU are! (Everyone see themselves addressed? Okay, good, now that we have that out of the way!)

Yeah, so this was 10 pages ago, I have something to add...

Hey AristoCatgirl, did you watch Romper Room as a child? The one where it was a preschool and it started out just like that? Except she would say names at random, only she never ever said mine...

 

[HaleyB]

La~

You aren't trying to say I'm a brat are you?? I didn't think so. You meant I was tiny and cute and fashionable and of course hot, right? Right??

By the way, I am curious if this is normal. I stopped by my family friendly neighborhood liquor store tonight and as I was purusing (go ahead Chappie) the shelves I asked the guy at the counter where the triple sec was. I was very nice. Not flirtatous (here too right Chap)in the least. I swear!! I even said, "no, dont get up, just point me in the right direction". And you know what he says to me??? He says, "not only are you very close, you are hot!!" Trust me, he did not mean hot as in hot or cold, I can tell these things. I was in a freakin' suit, people, now come on!!

Is it normal to be looking for Triple Sec? Yes. Even on a Monday. I must say I am a bit surprised you didn't already know where it was, though.

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

uhuh

like I SAID...GOD.


Mel please

why are you getting all INTELLECTUAL HERE???

since the threads gone all "family friendly" we have only wits and humor and now Philosophy to appease each other huh??

sucks



shersher:

I hear ya on the POLICE!!

loud and clear sista

Oh God. You're right. That was lame... ish. Perhaps.

Listen... YOU spend the WHOLE FREAKIN' day with my Mother and then see how balanced YOU are.

Plus... she wouldn't let us take the cat back today. It was funny.

And... there are fireworks to look forward to tonight here in CANADA.

Don't expect me to be normal(ish) for a good four days.

BTW... I had the Cheddar Cheese Soup at Le Cellier. And some kind of meat. I think. But... really... all you need to order is the soup. And eat it with the pretzel breadsticks.

Hi Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

You're STILL on ignore after laughing at me last night. Trying to get out of you know where. Heh, heh.

 

[Shelby5514]

Strike up the band... Mel is back!
We're glad your back on top

where you should be!
LY/MI!

 

[MOMOFMNM]

Oh God. You're right. That was lame... ish. Perhaps.

Listen... YOU spend the WHOLE FREAKIN' day with my Mother and then see how balanced YOU are.

Plus... she wouldn't let us take the cat back today. It was funny.

And... there are fireworks to look forward to tonight here in CANADA.

Don't expect me to be normal(ish) for a good four days.

BTW... I had the Cheddar Cheese Soup at Le Cellier. And some kind of meat. I think. But... really... all you need to order is the soup. And eat it with the pretzel breadsticks.

Hi Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

You're STILL on ignore after laughing at me last night. Trying to get out of you know where. Heh, heh.

I HATE CHEESE

ENUFF SAID


I bet I am on ignore now...too...with lala...