The Maelstromers... a FASTPASS! Part 3

[javamom]

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Say, Say my playmate​

Come out and play with me​

and bring your dollies 3​

climb up my apple tree​

slide down my rain barrel​

into my cellar door​

and we'll be jolly friends​

forever more - more - more !​

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Say, say my playmate,​

I cannot play with you.​

My dolly has the flu,​

Boohoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo.​

Ain't got no rain barrel,​

Ain't got no cellar door.​

But we'll be jolly friends,​

Forever more, more, more!​

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[jamal]

What would a plethora of these be called?

And for your listening pleasure....

http://www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/lyrics/oompa.htm

And if you are truly a groupie and need to memorize the lyrics.....

The Oompaloompas' Song
from Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

Oompaloompa Doompadee Do
I've got a perfect puzzle for you
Oompaloompa Doompadee Dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

What do you get when you guzzle down sweets ?
Eating as much as an elephant eats ?
What are you at getting terribly fat ?
What do you think will come of that ?
I don't like the look of it

Oompaloompa Doompadee Da
If you're not greedy, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
like the Oompaloompa Doompadee Do
Doompadee Do

Oompaloompa Doompadee Do
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompaloompa Doompadee Dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

Who do you blame when your kid is a brat ?
Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat ?
Blaming the kids is a lie and a shame
You know exactly who's to blame
The mother and the father

Oompaloompa Doompadee Da
If you are not spoiled, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
like the Oompaloompa Doompadee Do
Doompadee Do

Oompaloompa Doompadee Do
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompaloompa Doompadee Dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

What do you get from a glut of TV ?
A pain in the neck and an IQ of three
Why don't you try simply reading a book ?
Or could you just not bear to look ?
You'll get no commercials !

Oompaloompa Doompadee Da
If you like reading, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
like the Oompaloompa Doompadee Do
Doompadee Do !

LOVE me a good Veruca Salt reference!! I can spot those gals a mile away!!

 

[Grammyof2]

Thanks Horsey - I just had a parade aroung the kitchen, banging the pots with a wooden spoon and picking pickled peppers.

Geez I need an encore

 

[jamal]

Grammy, the clown gave me nightmares. Thanks for the pot-waving. Get back to the spicing.

 

[hooP]

Say, Say my playmate
Come out and play with me
and bring your dollies 3
climb up my apple tree
slide down my rain barrel
into my cellar door
and we'll be jolly friends
forever more - more - more !

Say, say my playmate,
I cannot play with you.
My dolly has the flu,
Boohoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo.
Ain't got no rain barrel,
Ain't got no cellar door.
But we'll be jolly friends,
Forever more, more, more!



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I do. I think that was around the same time as:

On the good ship lollipop.
Its a sweet trip to a candy shop
Where bon-bons play
On the sunny beach of Peppermint Bay.

 

[javamom]

*confesses* I used to put on my black patent-leather Maryjanes and tap dance on the linoleum floor in the kitchen while singing that at the top of my lungs... hey cut me a break I was only a little kid then... really. I think.

 

[tink38]

HEY GUYS!!

went fishing, still in wherethehell, Mo.

Just wanted to say

I'm

Baa- ck

anyone miss me?????????

frickypoo!! lymi!!! I love smores poptarts and blueberry frosted of course

dh likes to buy generic poptarts...AS IF....gross

so went fishing today...

can't bait my hook with my manicure...screamed like a wench when I caught a 1/2 pound blue gill...fell into some poison ivy...in the WRONG SPOT...

had a lot of fun

ready to go home

NOW

I missed you! Glad you had fun fishing.

I once caught a five foor Alligator Gar. On a SHINER.

Take that.

 

[Grammyof2]

*confesses* I used to put on my black patent-leather Maryjanes and tap dance on the linoleum floor in the kitchen while singing that at the top of my lungs... hey cut me a break I was only a little kid then... really. I think.

You know it was this morning. I saw you on Al Alberts showcase

As if anyone would know what that is

 

[Grammyof2]

I missed you! Glad you had fun fishing.

I once caught a five foor Alligator Gar. On a SHINER.

Take that.

Alligators have 5 feet. Who knew

 

[nicolemarie]

You called for a RHYME?

The Jersey shore has pretty women
I don't go there for the swimin
I do not go to see the land
or build the castles in the sand

I do not go to smell the air
Or catch the sun's rays in my chair
I do not go to see the boats
Or watch the poopies as they float

I do not go to gather shells
or see the waves and watch the swells
I do not go to watch the sky
and hear the distant seagulls cry

I go there for one reason alone
I see her as she holds her phone
She's plain, pretty and from the Maelstrom crew
If you have not guessed it...It's Grammyof2

My favorite line is

Or watch the poopies as they float

You are the master, hooP.

 

[horsegirl]

Thanks Horsey - I just had a parade aroung the kitchen, banging the pots with a wooden spoon and picking pickled peppers.

Geez I need an encore

Your marching with pots and spoons and pickled peppers all to the oompa loompa tune and you didn't invite me?

 

[javamom]

No actually... it was this:

Just kidding I have no idea who that little darling really is.

 

[hooP]

Alligators have 5 feet. Who knew

Grammy, I think if you consider Captain Hook they have 4 feet and 1 hand. I know, I know, that was a crocodile. Can you give me a break?

 

[sheridac]

Grammy, I think if you consider Captain Hook they have 4 feet and 1 hand. I know, I know, that was a crocodile. Can you give me a break?

hoopie, I will always give you a break.

 

[Grammyof2]

No actually... it was this:

Just kidding I have no idea who that little darling really is.

I thought that was a Philly thing. Love the outfits and the hair.

My friend actually danced on his show, twice.

 

[hooP]

hoopie, I will always give you a break.

Just don't break my legs. I need those!

 

[Shelby5514]

Just home from work, sooooo glad to see the strommers still stromming.

From the music stylings of Chumbawamba...Malestrom Style!




We'll be singing
When we're winning
We'll be singing

We get knocked down
But we'll get up again
You're never going to keep us down

'Dis'-ing the night away
'Dis'-ing the night away

He drinks a whisky drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sings the songs that remind him
Of the good times
He sings the songs that remind him
Of the better times:

"Oh Zubbie Boy,
Marky Mark,
MELLY MEL..."

We get knocked down
But we'll get up again
You're never going to keep us down

'Dis'-ing the night away
'Dis'-ing the night away

He drinks a whisky drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sings the songs that remind him
Of the good times
He sings the songs that remind him
Of the better times:

"Don't cry for me
Next door neighbour..."

We get knocked down
But we'll get up again
You're never going to keep us down

We'll be singing
When we're winning
We'll be singing

 

[sheridac]

Just don't break my legs. I need those!

and your fingers.

 

[hooP]

YES. I just passed 100 posts. That is almost as exciting as getting tagged. OK maybe not, but it is a little exciting!

 

[SandraVB79]

Sheep? sheep, Did someone call a sheep? I am one!!!

Hey, it's true, with all those curls, put me between some sheep, and you won't know anymore who is who!!
That is, if you put me in the middle of some sheep that are reddish-brown...