The Maelstromers... a FASTPASS! Part 2

[pongoperdigirl]

as a relative newbie to the Disboards, I'd been visiting the weddings and honeymoon boards...the resort board to get good info on where to stay, the restaurant board for where to make those ADR's...and after I got over tired of the arguments about resort mugs and pool hopping and getting seriously flamed for not wanting to eat at Whispering Canyon...I found the TR board.. AFter reading my first ever TR by none other than the famous "Poly Melon Mama" I was hooked! Started reading of Zzub's battle for his wallet and Lala's struggle to get to the RED power ranger and finally Mel's Fab, novel length trip report...my Fiance started to get annoyed with me for spending so much time on the computer...said he felt abandoned...

THEN I finally find the Community Board...start reading this thread and when I get to the end I see my worst nightmare come true...Pennywise the clown..I screamed...seriously shrieked in utter surprise at finding that evil demon here on a DISboard!! See I have a fear of clowns...I had an evil babysitter when I was young who not only locked me in a closet and told me the vacuum cleaner would eat me if I cried, but she also told me that Ronald McDonald ate children and that is why his mouth was red...it was blood!

The Disboards got me in trouble again...DF said I was being rowdy!

y'all seriously crack me up! MORE MORE!!!!

Hello there...long time no speak LOL
It's funny that you should end up here on this thread. Small world eh?
Maelstrom my soon to be wedded friend.

 

[Loubon]

Ash I will go over there with you. Lou can't post clowns over there.

Oh yeah? Maybe you should go check your trip report.

luckyyyyy I want to go the world...they don't have vacuums or CLOWNS at WDW...

Like I said, maybe you too should go check Mustang Sally's trip report.

 

[pongoperdigirl]

Lou what has gotten into you.... or do I want to know


Just an FYI:

Pineapple RUm and OJ is a fastpass

Because it is yummy...

I also bought banana rum, but I am too weak to get the bottle open. I need someone else to do it for me.

 

[littleladykaty]

Perdigirl!! You saucy minx...what are you doing over here?! Seriously, had I known the fun people were having over here I'd have ditched the arguments about mugs and pool hopping long ago!!!

but shhhh...there's clowns here and it's very bad *rockingbackandforth* very very bad...and VACUUMS...how are there vacuums on the Disboards?! HOW?!

good to see ya doodlebug!!

 

[pongoperdigirl]

What am I doing over here?? I am an original baby!

I was here in the beginning...

 

[littleladykaty]

and what's this about Fastpasses and rum?! Once I thought it would be a good idea to drink a whole bottle of parrot bay all by lonesome...that's the last thought I remember...

is there rum in a Dole whip?! I'm SO getting one of those!! ack, am I going to be banned from the dis for speaking such blasphemy?!

 

[littleladykaty]

wait...so I made friends with a "cool girl"?! I knew I liked you!!

 

[Loubon]

...they don't have vacuums or CLOWNS at WDW...

Oh and BTW, if you're staying at WDW at a 1 or 2 BR DVC it is good to know what comes with the villa:

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[Yzma and Kronk]

and what's this about Fastpasses and rum?!

LLK - you will so fit into this group!

Also we have to shorten your name - is LLK OK! That even rhymes!

I'm having a Bacardi Breezer Cooler - with real rum!!
Blood Orange, Mango & Peach........very yummy!

Rum.......is a fastpass!

 

[Yzma and Kronk]

LOU - whats a Pack n Pack w/sheet??

 

[MOMOFMNM]

LLK!!!

HI!!!!!

REMEMBER ME??? ITS MELONS!!! OR POLYMELONMOM TO THOSE WHO LOVE THE BETTER LATE THAN NEVER STORY I LIKE TO CALL A TRIP REPORT...

AND YES SHER I DO LIKE TYPING IN CAPS

BECAUSE ANYTHING GOES HERE ON THIS THREAD KATY!! EVEN THERAPISTS, CLOWNS, VACUUMS AND MELON HANDLING...ITS ALL GOOD HERE KATY!!

we are freakydee over here....seriously


and watch out for those Maelstrom men...they are smooth operators that they are...


arrrgggg matey...


welcome!!!

 

[littleladykaty]

PolyMelonMom!!!! Yes of COURSE I remember you...I nearly wet myself laughing at your trip report. The only other person I know who puts her melons to real USE!!! Did you read in Lala's report her sighting of a family in which the Hot mama was using her melons to get to the front of IASW...they were all oddly wearing philharmagic glasses..it took me two seconds realize she was kidding...before I figured out though I was excitedly thinking..."OMG, that was Momofmnm...MELONS!!!"

I'm glad to find the freakydee folks, cuz man I was DYING at the lack! Y'all have NO IDEA the depths...

aside from the clowns and the vacuums, this place ROCKS!!!

 

[Yzma and Kronk]

aside from the clowns and the vacuums, this place ROCKS!!!

Wait until we get back into the poop, fart and barf stories.....they rock too!!

 

[littleladykaty]

Oh and BTW, if you're staying at WDW at a 1 or 2 BR DVC it is good to know what comes with the villa:

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Hangers skirt 4
Iron and Ironing Board
Laundry Basket
Pack n Pack w/sheet
Vacuum Cleaner[/font]
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Hey if I'm going to pay for a DVC I am going to INSIST that they remove said vacuums from the closet and ONLY do vacuuming AFTER I have gone for the day...is that too high maintenence?

Y'all I'm not kidding...this babysitter was a BAD woman...VERY LARGE(not that being large makes you bad but you know what I mean)...her name was BobbySue Jankins...no I am not kidding that was her real name, and she told me conversationally one day that the reason Ronald McDonald had a red mouth was b/c he ate children and the red was BLOOD...but worse than that, she threw me into a closet one day b/c I was SKIPPING in the kitchen and she said that I was "wearing out my shoes" and that was a SIN...AND she told me that if I cried that the vacuum cleaner would EAT ME and if I told my parents that I would get "whupped"...that's what she said. Then she stuffed a towel under the crack of the door so there wouldn't be any light and then that psycho woman sat in front of the door knitting and singing church hymns!!! loony tunes... it's not funny but the PTSD makes me laugh at inappropriate times...

see...vacuums ARE bad...very very bad...and I just KNOW that clowns sit around at night and vacuum and plan which child they are going to eat next!

therapy is expensive...

 

[littleladykaty]

Wait until we get back into the poop, fart and barf stories.....they rock too!!

I'm inheriting a 4 year old boy and a 7 year old girl...poop, fart and barf stories are my LIFE!!!

is that sad?

 

[Yzma and Kronk]

I'm inheriting a 4 year old boy and a 7 year old girl...poop, fart and barf stories are my LIFE!!!

is that sad?

No, not at all!

Share a few.......we love them around here!

 

[AshClan]

Lou, you are evil!

 

[2infinity&B-ond]

Um...never mind

 

[2infinity&B-ond]

Did I scare everyone away?

 

[littleladykaty]

erm...well, lets see...latest poop fart or barf story...OH here's one...My soon to be DS7 was in the kitchen and I here her say "MissKaty...Magnus (our dog) and I can only phonetically spell what she was saying "MissKaty, Magus "pit-ta-teel"...wha? He did what? She kept repeating herself and I still have no idea what she is saying...I looked at her then 3 year old brother and he shrugs and said "Magnus farted".....Ohhhhhhh...It seems that "pit-ta-teel" is Italian for fart...the kids mom is very Italian as are the grandparents they spend a ton of time with...out of the mouths of babes...

another Italian language lesson came when DS7 came from mommy's very disgruntled about something that happened and she was talking very fast and I hear "and then mommy popped my coulie and I didn't even deserve it..." Popped your WHAT?! I'm desperately trying not to laugh and find the correct facial expression for what popping a coulie is so that she knows I'm very interested and concerned with what she is saying but...I'm IRISH hunny...speak something I can understand! Again I look at cherubic DS3 and he says "Mommy swatted DS7 on the bottom for being fresh..." OhhhhhHHHHhhhh...so it seems that "coulie" is Italian for rear end...

These kids are a kick in the pants...being a step mom is tricky though!!!

not a very good fart poop or barf story, but just wait...I've got a TON! My momma would be SO proud!!!