The Maelstromers... a FASTPASS! Part 2

[Loubon]

See I have a fear of clowns...I had an evil babysitter when I was young who not only locked me in a closet and told me the vacuum cleaner would eat me if I cried, but she also told me that Ronald McDonald ate children and that is why his mouth was red...it was blood!

That story is true but not to worry.....

....he has since been incarcerated. He was thrown in jail too.

 

[horsegirl]

That story is true but not to worry.....

....he has since been incarcerated. He was thrown in jail too.

You mean you are dissing all of us from the clink? I can sleep now, no flashlight needed....aaaaaaaaah.

 

[Loubon]

What did one cannibal say to ther other while eating the clown?


























Does this taste funny to you?

 

[HaleyB]

So, general musings, I was thinking about October (it is a perpetual thought process), am I correct that I am going to have the youngest kids at the meet? That is some pressure, because I am certain that Jamal has convinced any number of you to take pics of meltdown children.

I hope Audrey feels much better and gets a good nights sleep.

Don't worry about October. DisneyMommyMichelle not only has the longest name, she also has the youngest kids. She has two under three. Plus Sophia is sometimes quite the mother hen, with any luck she will be in a 'play with the cute little kids' mode in October.

 

[HaleyB]

Stop with the Clowns. Now!! Clowns are not a fastpass.

Steve's Neurologist has a clown painting in her office. It is a velvet painting too. Very disturbing. Maybe I will take a picture of it next time we go (if they will let me, privacy laws and all).

 

[Loubon]

 

[HaleyB]

What Has two legs, two arms, two eyes, and two heads?

 

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Two Pirates

 

[Loubon]

Arrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhh

 

[HaleyB]

Where is everyone???

 

[littleladykaty]

y'all are going to get me into trouble...I haven't seen Ronald the child eating McDonald in years and here he is on the Disboards...in a POLICE CAR!!! A very involuntary "OHMIGAWD" came right out my mouth...DF said I was going to be grounded from the Dis if I didn't keep it down! He's just jealous cuz he doesn't know how!!!!

serious...real fear...nightmare-ish must hide my face when I see one evil forboding feeling FEAR of clowns...we're talking medication needed!

I'm also afraid of vacuums...don't they just look SINISTER?! no seriously, stop laughing...they do...really...look at one sometime...really look...you'll find a dark mark, let me tell you!

 

[Loubon]

 

[AshClan]

OMG, Lou, you started this! Creepy Dee to the max.

So just 'cuz I have access to a computer tonight, everyone's out on dates? I even went into the chat room earlier, but I was alone.

My kids are looking for entertainment. Think I'll pick some key lines from trip reports to share with them. Quality Time at its best!!

 

[edcrbnsoul]

b]Your Summer Ride is a Jeep[/b]

For you, summer is all about having no responsibilities.
You prefer to hang with old friends - and make some new ones.

What's Your Summer Ride?

http://www.blogthings.com/whatsyoursummerridequiz/

 

[horsegirl]

OMG, Lou, you started this! Creepy Dee to the max.

So just 'cuz I have access to a computer tonight, everyone's out on dates? I even went into the chat room earlier, but I was alone.

My kids are looking for entertainment. Think I'll pick some key lines from trip reports to share with them. Quality Time at its best!!

Ash I will go over there with you. Lou can't post clowns over there. Haley anyone else except Chappie?

 

[Yzma and Kronk]

Hey Maelstromers!

I've been MIA - since it was DS's 8th bday yesterday.

Just got back from dinner. Yummy Salmon dish and the wine was even better!

However, stop with the clowns - they scare me!

Lou - the Ronald and joke was

Haley and Ashc(l)an: HI! I'm here -but sadly not for a long while. DH is home and doesn't get computers......

LittleladyKaty - Hi and welcome to the Maelstrom thread.

GA - sorry about your sick one. Hope all is well tonight

Everyone else - this means everyone since I bolded y'all

 

[Yzma and Kronk]

Had to post this too!

Your Summer Ride is a Beetle Convertible

Fun, funky, and a little bit euro.
You love your summers to be full of style and sun!


~This is scarier than the clowns! The car that is!

The description is me!

 

[Shelby5514]

Hey all! Just back from the world. While I searched high and low...no Mel. I did manage to meet another Dis'er by accident (Dalpal), and I saw a stroller with a disboards/tour guide mike/crocs sign! I took a pic of the stroller so I will be posting it to try and identify the owner.
Since it would probably take me all weekend to try and catch up with this thread I'm just gonna start fresh tomorrow.

Good Night!

 

[littleladykaty]

why why why is this happening? The happiest boards on earth are NOT supposed to subject poor souls who have real and legitimate fears of clowns and vacuums to pictures of clowns and VACUUMS!!! I've never seen such a creepy thing as that vacuum that was SMILING...do you know why that vacuum cleaner is smiling?! DO YOU?! Because it just ATE somebody and it's dark dusty innards are full of PEOPLE!!!

gotomyhappyplacegotomyhappyplace...

it's a small world after all...it's a VACUUMSEATPEOPLE world after all...

bad vacuum bad

 

[littleladykaty]

Oh oh, maybe it's Lala's DH's DHFW's stroller...the one she lost...backpack fiasco...anyone remember that...?

luckyyyyy I want to go the world...they don't have vacuums or CLOWNS at WDW...