The Maelstromers... a FASTPASS! Part 2

[tink38]

I drove by my local library and FOUND THIS.............

Did Tink log in today?

Miss you Tink!!!!

Funny thing is that I saw that pic and thought, "Oh, geez, that's for me. I just KNOW it."

I'm here! I'm in stalker mode until I catch up.

 

[FSUMARCHIEF]

Um, yeah, JUST so you KNOW...we don't take kindly to being slighted.

We throw flippie fits,cry,b*tch and demand about 100 of these

Have you had the leg waxing done yet? Hey, Master Gracie, Get on that will ya !!

Dana, Got any good poop,vomit or fart stories to share? We're BIG on those. We are so second grade!!!

Yeah that's right Dana - when we don't get noticed we all act like 3rd graders. Here's proof. So, what? No shout out for the Whirlwind Trippers? Huh? What's up with that? Huh? Huh?

No love from the newbie.

Oh well.

I'll just go sit in my chair and eat a bug or something. I think.

Blessings!
MarkyMark

 

[dana0801]

Right Back at ya

No need to worry. Unless of course, your legs look like this.....

Leg Waxing discussion is on page 397 :

Ok no fear there (except during the winter and who's gonna see 'em but me and my faithful hound and he ain't talking for fear of losing his Manly nature if you know what I mean)

Dana, we'll take whatever you've got. Everything qualifies. Some of us wear adult size diapers. So bring it on.

Ok well here goes,

My faithful hound has picked up some really bad habits from my parent's dog of late (talking to you when you are eating a meal, crawling under the covers and giving you his cold, wet feet after he's been outside in the dewy grass, you get the picture).

Well my parents dog has this wonderful trick he does where he will "lite one off" as my dad so eloquently puts it. The dog is sneaky (see his are the silent but deadly variety). The dog lays in your lap for a few minutes and then looks up at you and moves away to leave you with the wonderful lingering aroma of badly processed dog food.

So anyway my dog hangs with this dog a couple of days a week (which is just long enough to pick up bad habits I realize). Now my dog used to be of the courteous persuasion until recently. We never heard/smelled him at ANY time ever so I thought we got lucky and got the non-stinking kind of dog. Great! OH NO, my dog has been saving them up for the last couple of years and decides one Saturday morning (In January mind you) to let one loose. Now he hasn't perfected the art of stealth yet so he of course has a vibrato to his "voice" if you get my drift. Well since he seems to have never done this before the first thing he does is look at his tail like it has somehow managed to learn the art of speech. Then gives me this look like "how did you make that do that???" (I have a beagle so you can imagine the big brown eyes and the expressive eyebrows).

Like I said it's JANUARY, and while our winters here in the Pacific Northwest tend to be milder than most, we didn't get so lucky this year (2004 to be precise). I can't roll down the windows unless we all want to show up at my parents looking like human/dog popcicles. STINKY human/dog popcicles. Soooo we have to breath this noxious fumage for 30 miles. UGH!. My daughter is screaming that she can taste it, TASTE IT I TELL YOU! All the while the dog is looking like "how did I do that and can I do it again???" with the knowing pet grin that all pets seem to possess when they have figured out something to vex their owners.

Needless to say, my faithful hound has now figured out how to fart on command (not on my command mind you) and will do it the minute we get on the road to anywhere. I don't know what they put in dogfood but I tell ya it has to be some kind of nuclear waste or something. Dear Lord deliver us from this foul stench!.

 

[pongoperdigirl]

TINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How's it goin girl! How's the move??

Horseygirl... I am so lovin your TR, I would like to go to DC some day....eventually... I love your pictures

LALA, I would like to comment on your report here.... you have such a way with words. Very moving. I think that you described the effect that WDW has on a lot of people. I don't think that I could say it as well as you. I could go on, but I just wanted you to know that I loved it, and it touched me.

Haley and Mr. Silly....I hope all is well with you guys

I know I am forgetting a ton of people....yell if you would like but I only had a quick second so I will post more later

I love all ya'll...so really don't yell

 

[AshClan]

How about this one:

My kids love the internet, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it notes.

I noticed their Disney site password was "MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto," and so I asked why it was so long.

"Because," my son explained, "they say it has to have at least four characters."

Okay, maybe I'm being dense, but 2IAB, is this a true story or a joke? I LOVE IT, either way!!!

 

[hooP]

hooP is starting a new job today. Same company, just new position. He looked so cute in his little shirt and tie this morning! Love ya, hooP. Play nice with the new kids!

Hi EVERYONE !!!!

I had the girls take a picture of me before I left this morning...YOU WISH!

 

[Grammyof2]

Tink

Hello!!! Geez I missed you. Can't post much cause you aren't here and I promised. I just realized I needed to get you another little gift. Special just from me, not me and pooh.

 

[GeorgiaAristocat]

Ok well here goes,

My faithful hound has picked up some really bad habits from my parent's dog of late (talking to you when you are eating a meal, crawling under the covers and giving you his cold, wet feet after he's been outside in the dewy grass, you get the picture).

Well my parents dog has this wonderful trick he does where he will "lite one off" as my dad so eloquently puts it. The dog is sneaky (see his are the silent but deadly variety). The dog lays in your lap for a few minutes and then looks up at you and moves away to leave you with the wonderful lingering aroma of badly processed dog food.

So anyway my dog hangs with this dog a couple of days a week (which is just long enough to pick up bad habits I realize). Now my dog used to be of the courteous persuasion until recently. We never heard/smelled him at ANY time ever so I thought we got lucky and got the non-stinking kind of dog. Great! OH NO, my dog has been saving them up for the last couple of years and decides one Saturday morning (In January mind you) to let one loose. Now he hasn't perfected the art of stealth yet so he of course has a vibrato to his "voice" if you get my drift. Well since he seems to have never done this before the first thing he does is look at his tail like it has somehow managed to learn the art of speech. Then gives me this look like "how did you make that do that???" (I have a beagle so you can imagine the big brown eyes and the expressive eyebrows).

Like I said it's JANUARY, and while our winters here in the Pacific Northwest tend to be milder than most, we didn't get so lucky this year (2004 to be precise). I can't roll down the windows unless we all want to show up at my parents looking like human/dog popcicles. STINKY human/dog popcicles. Soooo we have to breath this noxious fumage for 30 miles. UGH!. My daughter is screaming that she can taste it, TASTE IT I TELL YOU! All the while the dog is looking like "how did I do that and can I do it again???" with the knowing pet grin that all pets seem to possess when they have figured out something to vex their owners.

Needless to say, my faithful hound has now figured out how to fart on command (not on my command mind you) and will do it the minute we get on the road to anywhere. I don't know what they put in dogfood but I tell ya it has to be some kind of nuclear waste or something. Dear Lord deliver us from this foul stench!.

Well, this proves it. You are a Maelstromer. This story has made the on-going list of classic stories on the thread, by the way. Do you want that? It gives links to all the best stories, pictures, and recipes. PM me if you want it. Don't PM me if you don't. Or PM me for another reason. I like getting PMs, even though only a select few deign to PM me ever. It's the reason I got involved on the riddles. Guaranteed PM each work day. THEY give me love.

 

[dana0801]

Yeah that's right Dana - when we don't get noticed we all act like 3rd graders. Here's proof. So, what? No shout out for the Whirlwind Trippers? Huh? What's up with that? Huh? Huh?

No love from the newbie.

Oh well.

I'll just go sit in my chair and eat a bug or something. I think.

Blessings!
MarkyMark

Hey MarkyMark,

Actually yours is sitting in my bookmarked favorites for todays lunchtime read. Sorry if you felt slighted. My Bad

I have seen some of your posts and just like the others are a real hoot to read, so I look forward to milk coming out my nose and spitting my food on my monitor as I read.

 

[dana0801]

Well, this proves it. You are a Maelstromer. This story has made the on-going list of classic stories on the thread, by the way. Do you want that? It gives links to all the best stories, pictures, and recipes. PM me if you want it. Don't PM me if you don't. Or PM me for another reason. I like getting PMs, even though only a select few deign to PM me ever. It's the reason I got involved on the riddles. Guaranteed PM each work day. THEY give me love.

I sent you a PM so that you could feel loved from me too. (Man am I a suck up or what)

Here is the other story I posted a couple of weeks ago if anyone is interested. Unfortunately it's not a Maelstrom story but an ok on just the same.

http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=1096356

 

[FSUMARCHIEF]

Hey MarkyMark,

Actually yours is sitting in my bookmarked favorites for todays lunchtime read. Sorry if you felt slighted. My Bad

I have seen some of your posts and just like the others are a real hoot to read, so I look forward to milk coming out my nose and spitting my food on my monitor as I read.

S'alright. (sniff, sniff). I understand. (sniiiiiiiiff)

hee hee!

Blessings!
MarkyMark

 

[2infinity&B-ond]

Okay, maybe I'm being dense, but 2IAB, is this a true story or a joke? I LOVE IT, either way!!!

Nope..not real...just a joke...but I thought it was cute...

 

[Loubon]

Hey Pooh, University of Delaware.

I've PMed Amy but then she took all her pictures down and stopped talking to me so I figured I said something wrong.

 

[Maxbon]

Why does everyone always blame the dog????? How do you know it wasn't your kid?

 

[GeorgiaAristocat]

I've PMed Amy but then she took all her pictures down and stopped talking to me so I figured I said something wrong.

Hey, now, what's that all about? Lou is not feeling the love? Did I forget to call you a god this week? Sheesh, the things I go through for all ya'll:

LOU IS A GOD!!!!

So there. And I didn't say that NO ONE had PM'd me, only that a select few had (and I do not count the requests for the lists. Those don't count at all, except for Lou's b/c he was creative in his request.)

I can't believe you're doing this to me Lou, and after I took a pic of myself all gussied up and everything. I was even going to put that pic up for you tonight, since I hadn't yet had a chance to do so.

 

[Lil' Grumpy]

...this is like quataum leap....you just don't know where..or what
you're going to land in...i guess most hadn't read my post bout the old
petticoat junction show? anyway, that was my reference was refering
to, not anyone person. sorry about that. and because it wasn't clear,
i want to be a lil serious now...we are closing in on 25years..[boy, where
have the time went?!]....................one of our favorites thing is to
do lil reminders like leavin note/treats and so forth....[you scratch my
back & i'll scratched yours]. alot of times i have written lil apprication
reminders..something like, "there isn't a dog day gone by, that i'm not
thinkin bout you." .....her's a secret ....we have saved all of our cards,
notes and lil poetry? surprised, i know! one of all time favorite that i did
was when my wife was havin a hard time coping with her father illness.
i made a series of framed pics/posters..using cut outs. the basics are the
same for all relationships to work..trust and caring. we started out from the
begining and have build our dream together. i don't cross lines in honor
of some one very special.

i'm guessin that "creepy" is a reference to feelin uncomfortable? dwats!
i'm so sorry..that was never my intention. lookin back..i did saw where
one poster was lookin for an affair...but i beep right over it. i should have
pick up that it alarmed others. to me, i only write in fun and not to impose
on anyone...so again i'm sorry if you felt that way.

p.s...haley "comet"...that's great news that your husband...mri was negative!

 

[Loubon]

I can't believe you're doing this to me Lou, and after I took a pic of myself all gussied up and everything. I was even going to put that pic up for you tonight, since I hadn't yet had a chance to do so.

PM it.

 

[GeorgiaAristocat]

Hey Grumpy - like I said earlier, I don't think any of us thought you meant to be creepy. It probably was just a little reflection of how creeped out most of us were by someone soliciting an affair on these boards. We all know that you are totally enamored of your wife. THAT comes through loud and clear on your posts! It was probably just the wierd couple of days that the DIS had that we all had in our minds.

Please don't run away! We enjoy having you around!

 

[tink38]

Good afternoon, Maelstrommers!

It’s taken me THIS long to catch up and grab a salad for lunch. Thank you for not psting too much over the weekend – NOT!

I think some of you misunderstood about me not having intenet access. I still have it at work, so I can keep up during the week. The internet thing at home looks to be a far worse situation than I thought. We don’t have a land line as of yet, and Bell South is waiting until we have 911 service until they can hook it up. Apparently, if you don’t have 911, you don’t get NUTTIN. It could take up to a month.

AAACK!

HaleyB – I’m so sorry to hear about Mr. Silly. The same thing happened to Dick in 2002. He wasn’t driving, though, thank goodness. I must say it’s a pretty frightening thing to witness your husband having a seizure. All sorts of things went through my mind. One of those things involved me remembering that I don’t even know how to change a vacumn cleaner bag! Don’t feel bad about laughing when Mr. Silly thought he was 25. Dick thought it was the year 2000. I laughed at that, too. Dick hasn’t had a seizure since then, but I still wake up in the middle of the night to see if he’s still breathing. Oh, and all Dick wanted was his flip flops. It was November. He asked for those things at least five times, I swear. Anyway, I’m glad Mr. Silly is okay.

Ppooh - LOVED the trash can pic. – you are too much!

Ed – Jimmy Buffet was at Jazz Fest Saturday. My neighbors and my boss called to let us hear some of it. Somehow it wasn’t the same as seeing him live. (We have a University of Margaritaville sticker on the truck.

All the Jens – Hi!

LaLa – ((((((((((slap)))))))))))). I HOPE you are behaving yourself, woman.

Amy – Yes, I saw your edit. And, yes, I really do cook. Almost every night. With a lot of spices.

The move went well, except I forgot to bring the foil from the rental. So I had to nuke my baked potatoes last night. And I overcooked them so they were a little shrivelly. Yuck.

I took my 1st bath in my new Jacuzzi and boy was it GOOD. Nuff said on that subject.

We joined the YMCA and I am NOT happy about it. I’ll have to work out for at LEAST 3 months to get my flat butt ready for a bathing suit. Nope. Not happy. I also think a spray tan might be in order. Geez, I’m getting vain in my old age.

I’m sure that while I’ve been typing y’all have posted another 10 pages, so I guess I need to catch up AGAIN.

Welcome to all the newcomers. Hope you can keep up! (Did y’all tell them about the coffee shop yet?)

 

[tink38]

Tink

Hello!!! Geez I missed you. Can't post much cause you aren't here and I promised. I just realized I needed to get you another little gift. Special just from me, not me and pooh.

Thanks, Grammy!

I thought of you and PooP with every box I unpacked. Made me a little teary, actually.