The Maelstromers... a FASTPASS! Part 2

[hooP]

It is now 5:20 and I am starting to feel like a human again. When I said I don't drink, I mean I can't drink. I am about to give you all profound advice. If you have an Rx that says "Do Not mix with alcohol" you should heed that advice. If you have several Rx's with that little quote, don't even take a few sips. I had 1 jello shot and about half of a Red Headed b8tch and a hangover for the recordbooks. The party was da bomb. About 75 people, they were really drunk when they left, but no one else was sick today but me.

Everyone had fun, except my daughter was a little PO'd that I remembered to invite all those other people, but not her. Oh well, she'll get over it. Birthday girl has a new BF, well, for the last 5 or 6 months. In all that time he has said about 6 words to me. Today he comes in here all sassy and laughing about me at the party. Thinks it was funny that I was dancing on the picnic table out back. I didn't have the heart to tell him I slept there.

Pooh and hooP done took over the spice shop. They are even hiding behind those glasses so we can't see the glaze that has taken over there eyes.

Sheri - good job on getting all those ADR's already. I better get busy.

Did you chat last night? What happened besides slurping and slapping? Fill me in. I wasn't there was I?

On a side note. I told my girlfriend last night that I was going to meet a bunch of people I have met on the internet. She is very concerned. Thinks you are all pedophiles and lying about your identities. I tried to convince her when you saw me you might be a little disappointed that I wasn't 12.
She thinks I should stay home and not get my face on a missing poster. I said when a group of Vikings try to drag a middle age woman out of Epcot, security will notice.

Grammy. you are the queen of comedy! If I knew how I would do one of these smiley face things for you. Let me try one. I am a virgin smiley facer

 

[Grammyof2]

Haley - help me. We are so addicted. I am laughing like a hyena at my computer.

 

[hooP]

hoop, just turn out the lights first. It all looks the same then!

I do not know if that would work for me though. I read some where that men are visual creatures. They do not have the brain power that women do. They must see before they can conquer.

 

[paslea_pooh]

It is now 5:20 and I am starting to feel like a human again. When I said I don't drink, I mean I can't drink. I am about to give you all profound advice. If you have an Rx that says "Do Not mix with alcohol" you should heed that advice. If you have several Rx's with that little quote, don't even take a few sips. I had 1 jello shot and about half of a Red Headed b8tch and a hangover for the recordbooks. The party was da bomb. About 75 people, they were really drunk when they left, but no one else was sick today but me.

At least you READ your Rx....Mr. hooP bought Multi Vitamins last week...You know the Nutritional Support for Men over 40 kind. So he's been taking them for about 5 days....He has High blood pressure, which he is on medication for. So TODAY he reads the ingredients IN the multi-vitamins. Which reads as follows.....Don't take if you are taking MEDICATION, CONSULT DOCTOR BEFORE TAKING THIS ITEM. This product contains DHEA....as with most HORMONES, the production of DHEA increases during PRE-PUBESCANT years. DHEA is chemically similar to testosterone!!!! HOLY SH*T !!! Let me tell you, hooP de doo ra lo ra hooP DOES NOT NEED anymore testosterone....

So he says to me....I haven't been feeling that great since I starting taking these!.... . I have to stop letting him go to the store by himself.

Did you chat last night? What happened besides slurping and slapping? Fill me in. I wasn't there was I?

You were there and you were MAD funny.

On a side note. I told my girlfriend last night that I was going to meet a bunch of people I have met on the internet. She is very concerned. Thinks you are all pedophiles and lying about your identities. I tried to convince her when you saw me you might be a little disappointed that I wasn't 12.
She thinks I should stay home and not get my face on a missing poster. I said when a group of Vikings try to drag a middle age woman out of Epcot, security will notice.

She sounds like a crazy B*TCH!!!

 

[em'smom]

Hi all

I am so glad that whenvever my name is mentioned it has something to do with b**chin and crying about people saying hi to me. That is the only way you all remember me.

I am so sad, I missed last night's chat ( if there was one)
I konked out at 9 pm. May have something to do with the previous night's chat that lasted quite late. Can I just say that there were birds chirping outside my window when I went to bed the other night/morning. All becuase of Maelstrom and chatting at the coffee shop.

Grammy, sorry I missed the party, I was planning on going too.

I forgot who asked if I was their friend from Scotland, thank you, your friend is beautiful, but no, not me. I am part Scotish though so...maybe

 

[paslea_pooh]

Haley - help me. We are so addicted. I am laughing like a hyena at my computer.

I think you spelled Hymen....You naughty minx !!

 

[sheridac]

At least you READ your Rx....Mr. hooP bought Multi Vitamins last week...You know the Nutritional Support for Men over 40 kind. So he's been taking them for about 5 days....He has High blood pressure, which he is on medication for. So TODAY he reads the ingredients IN the multi-vitamins. Which reads as follows.....Don't take if you are taking MEDICATION, CONSULT DOCTOR BEFORE TAKING THIS ITEM. This product contains DHEA....as with most HORMONES, the production of DHEA increases during PRE-PUBESCANT years. DHEA is chemically similar to testosterone!!!! HOLY SH*T !!! Let me tell you, hooP de doo ra lo ra hooP DOES NOT NEED anymore testosterone....

So he says to me....I haven't been feeling that great since I starting taking these!..... I have to stop letting him go to the store by himself.






You were there and you were MAD funny.




She sounds like a crazy B*TCH!!!

pooh, I might be getting confused now that you and hoop are both posting. Would either of you mind if I collectively referred to you as poop??

 

[tink38]

Rut roh...........

Actually, I was just thinking the same thing.

Can't we all just agree to disagree, Sher?

 

[hooP]

At least you READ your Rx....Mr. hooP bought Multi Vitamins last week...You know the Nutritional Support for Men over 40 kind. So he's been taking them for about 5 days....He has High blood pressure, which he is on medication for. So TODAY he reads the ingredients IN the multi-vitamins. Which reads as follows.....Don't take if you are taking MEDICATION, CONSULT DOCTOR BEFORE TAKING THIS ITEM. This product contains DHEA....as with most HORMONES, the production of DHEA increases during PRE-PUBESCANT years. DHEA is chemically similar to testosterone!!!! HOLY SH*T !!! Let me tell you, hooP de doo ra lo ra hooP DOES NOT NEED anymore testosterone....

So he says to me....I haven't been feeling that great since I starting taking these!..... I have to stop letting him go to the store by himself.









You were there and you were MAD funny.




She sounds like a crazy B*TCH!!!

Be careful girl! Or I will tell everybody about the time you fell in the bushes after a couple of drinks with the neighbors. You made Grammy look sober!

Should I continue?????

 

[sheridac]

Actually, I was just thinking the same thing.

Can't we all just agree to disagree, Sher?

Tink. You know I loves ya. Because you are not fond of our prez.

 

[paslea_pooh]

pooh, I might be getting confused now that you and hoop are both posting. Would either of you mind if I collectively referred to you as poop??

Not one bit.

 

[sheridac]

Not one bit.

Oh poop! you slay me! you really do.

 

[paslea_pooh]

Oh poop! you slay me! you really do.

Just call me Killer!

 

[Grammyof2]

Pooh hooP Poop - How many times in one day can you change your signature?

I think hooP broke his hyena when he used that smiley.

 

[sheridac]

Pooh hooP Poop - How many times in one day can you change your signature?

I think hooP broke his hyena when he used that smiley.

Grammy, Dick is still driving around.

 

[SoNotAPrincess]

Hai! Seems like tonight is date night for everyone (me included). And, of course, we're all still here, DISing. My thought -- everyone going on date night tonight must work in the words "Maelstrom", "melons" and "spice cabinet" into their dinnertime conversation, but without referencing this thread. Points will be awarded for creativity, and bonus points if you can get the waitperson to say "what the heck is a fastpass?" Good luck.

I am SO gonna do this!

 

[paslea_pooh]

Hi all

I am so glad that whenvever my name is mentioned it has something to do with b**chin and crying about people saying hi to me. That is the only way you all remember me.

I am so sad, I missed last night's chat ( if there was one)

Aww, Erin....Sorry, I think that's me that's always calling you the B*tch. I'm sorry. Are you coming in Oct? I can't remember, the list is getting very long.....

 

[tink38]

Thanks!

Did PP tell you guys that we grew up together. She lived across the street from me. She was 9 years old when we met (10 years ago). I used to call her "spaghetti" because that was my favorite food.

Hoop, that is SOO cute! Dick and I grew up together, too. Yup, I married the boy next door. I met him when I was 11.

 

[hooP]

Pooh hooP Poop - How many times in one day can you change your signature?

I think hooP broke his hyena when he used that smiley.

I just got this joke after PP explained it to me! Now that I broke my hyena I can't stop smiling!

 

[Loubon]

Regarding Spirit of America we went two years ago. It was the one thing my SIL who went with us really wanted to do so we agreed. The show has nothing to do with Disney (except for Hawaiian Roller Coaster Ride from Lilo & Stitch) but is based more on a traditional Hawaiian Luau. But since I had been to one in Maui (that's where the Tikiman photo came from, honest!) I felt it was just okay. Here are some pictures I took....


The girls weren't bad.....

But I would hardly call this guy buff....

More like the Hawaiian Curly from the Three Stooges nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

So hooP, how do you prononce your name? Is it hoop like the word hoop, hoop like who-pee, hoop as in who-pa???

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