The Maelstromers... a FASTPASS! Part 2

[paslea_pooh]

Girl are you high??? lol

I gots me some gooood cayenne peppa !!!

 

[paslea_pooh]

And while we are at it. We have 2 sinks in our bathroom. 1 for me and 1 for you. Why must you always puke in mine?

Because remember what happened when I tried to make it to the toilet !!!

 

[tink38]

No. Stag night for me tonight actually. And yes, I do think your 11 might like a babysitter. If he takes after Dick, that is.

EEEW. Bad visual.

 

[hooP]

Regarding Spirit of America we went two years ago. It was the one thing my SIL who went with us really wanted to do so we agreed. The show has nothing to do with Disney (except for Hawaiian Roller Coaster Ride from Lilo & Stitch) but is based more on a traditional Hawaiian Luau. But since I had been to one in Maui (that's where the Tikiman photo came from, honest!) I felt it was just okay. Here are some pictures I took....


The girls weren't bad.....

But I would hardly call this guy buff....

More like the Hawaiian Curly from the Three Stooges nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

So hooP, how do you prononce your name? Is it hoop like the word hoop, hoop like who-pee, hoop as in who-pa???

The Yearbook Staff is doing reserach.

Lou.

Thanks for including me!

That is an awesome picture of me. I can almost hear the ball as it swishes through my head, ah I mean the net.

 

[Grammyof2]

Hello, yes, she is high. Hurry, PM me your address. I am heading to mapquest for directions right now. What ever she's I want. We know I can't handle my booze. I am thin, I can fit in that space between the toilet if I need to

 

[tink38]

Because remember what happened when I tried to make it to the toilet !!!

Is that Mel???? It looks like her!

 

[spectrum-turbo]

After hearing about other Maelstromers building playscapes a few weekends ago
and a little cajoling from the kids, I too was talked into building one today:

For the hamster

 

[hooP]

Thanks to Lou and PP for my new Avatar!

 

[javamom]

OH, one more thing...Anybody done the Spirit of Aloha Dinner Show? I need opinions. I booked it this morning. That's backwards, I know. Book it, then ask for opinions. But just curious. I've heard mixed reviews of it and I just want the low down on it from yall.

Have a great day Maelstromers!!!!

Hey LaLa, I have it booked for our trip too! Lemme know how you liked it. I figure it's gotta be cheaper than actually going to Hawaii and I can sau that I have been to a luau...lol!

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

Because remember what happened when I tried to make it to the toilet !!!

IT'S ME(L) FROM LAST NIGHT AT THE BAR!!!!!!!!!

Just before you dragged me out by my ankles and fireman'ed carried me to the van.

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

Is that Mel???? It looks like her!

Ha, ha, ha!!!!

I hadn't even gotten this far, yet.

Very funny!!!! Very funny. Get yerself a drink, Tink!!!!

 

[tink38]

Okay, so here goes. I woke up at 9:30am with a VERY fat head. That's what you get when you drink wine and don't eat, people. I DO NOT recommend it. The tv my Daddy bought me arrived and it is in the dining room.

We go to the subdivision office and get the builder key so we can get in the new house. The subdivision guy apologizes profusely. Whatever. Give me the key and the card to get in the wholesale furniture store.

It is quite the journey to the wholesale furniture store. We get there and guess what? CLOSED. Only open from 8am until 4pm Monday through Friday. This means I am going to have to take at least a half day off next week to get my stupid furniture. Criminy.

So this puts me in a VERY bad mood. Heck, I was prepared to spend a LOT of money today, which would have made me (and eventually Dick) VERY happy. But NO. So now I have to wait. Crapperoo. (No offense, Poop.)

Then we proceed to Lowes for blinds. We have to get them cut. Have you ever smelled faux wood being cut? It smells like a fart. EEEW. We spent 743.00 at Lowes. (Yes, I threw up in my mouth a little.) And we still need 3 more blinds. I got the 2 inch faux wood plantation shutters. I'm eventually going to get curtains for my bedroom and the dining room. Richard has his curtains from New Orleans and they were new right before the hurricane.

It was 4:30pm at this time. We went to the new house, dropped the stuff off and headed to the grocery for toilet paper and hot dog buns. We are eating the last of Dick's chili tonight. Darned shame. He makes the best chili in North America. I dare you to try and beat him. You will be sorry the day after you eat it, but I guarantee it's the best you will ever have. It's the ONLY time I am willing to be the prep chef in the kitchen. Otherwise, I am the queen of the kitchen.

So, in a nutshell - I have no date nite, no furniture, but good chili and a house. Which I cannot move into until next weekend. Because it is raining and COLD and I have no gas (at the house yet).

Where the heck is Mel?

LALA!!!!!! Just cuz I like saying your name. So there.

Everyone else -

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

I'm here.

 

[javamom]

Monique, congrats on the house. Sorry you can't enjoy it yet though

 

[tink38]

I'm here.

DUDE. Your light is off. And you were NOT here when I was typing, okay? Are you in stalker mode or what?

 

[sheridac]

Okay, so here goes. I woke up at 9:30am with a VERY fat head. That's what you get when you drink wine and don't eat, people. I DO NOT recommend it. The tv my Daddy bought me arrived and it is in the dining room.

We go to the subdivision office and get the builder key so we can get in the new house. The subdivision guy apologizes profusely. Whatever. Give me the key and the card to get in the wholesale furniture store.

It is quite the journey to the wholesale furniture store. We get there and guess what? CLOSED. Only open from 8am until 4pm Monday through Friday. This means I am going to have to take at least a half day off next week to get my stupid furniture. Criminy.

So this puts me in a VERY bad mood. Heck, I was prepared to spend a LOT of money today, which would have made me (and eventually Dick) VERY happy. But NO. So now I have to wait. Crapperoo. (No offense, Poop.)

Then we proceed to Lowes for blinds. We have to get them cut. Have you ever smelled faux wood being cut? It smells like a fart. EEEW. We spent 743.00 at Lowes. (Yes, I threw up in my mouth a little.) And we still need 3 more blinds. I got the 2 inch faux wood plantation shutters. I'm eventually going to get curtains for my bedroom and the dining room. Richard has his curtains from New Orleans and they were new right before the hurricane.

It was 4:30pm at this time. We went to the new house, dropped the stuff off and headed to the grocery for toilet paper and hot dog buns. We are eating the last of Dick's chili tonight. Darned shame. He makes the best chili in North America. I dare you to try and beat him. You will be sorry the day after you eat it, but I guarantee it's the best you will ever have. It's the ONLY time I am willing to be the prep chef in the kitchen. Otherwise, I am the queen of the kitchen.

So, in a nutshell - I have no date nite, no furniture, but good chili and a house. Which I cannot move into until next weekend. Because it is raining and COLD and I have no gas (at the house yet).

Where the heck is Mel?

LALA!!!!!! Just cuz I like saying your name. So there.

Everyone else -

Tink. I must have missed the part where you were from New Orleans. You must have had quite an ordeal these past months.

 

[Grammyof2]

Tink - you know why I love you? Cause you got good chili, toilet paper and that handsome hunk. And because my electrolytes are none existant tonight so that seems really funny to me.

And I am all alone tonight and laughing like a fool at a computer screen, when I should be cleaning my kitchen.

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

DUDE. Your light is off. And you were NOT here when I was typing, okay? Are you in stalker mode or what?

Dude. I'm having a drink. Or three. We had a happyhaunt festivus this afternoon. Mellyman had the smoker goin' and the kids had a bunch of friends over and then we had some friends over, too. 'Cause you always have to have friends over when you're pulling out the trailer for the season. And smokin' some ribs. Anyways... I have a sunburn and mild sunstroke.

AND... I beg to differ about the chili... DUDE. Mellyman makes a fine pot of chili, too. Only his is very HOT.

But I've learned to do two things over the years:

1. In preparation for the next morning I put a roll of toilet paper in the freezer.
2. When I go to the bathroom... it's WHEN... not IF. I literally must brace myself on the walls for "liftoff". So to speak.

It's a wee bit hot.

AND... yes I am in stalker mode. To pay tribute to ZZUBie. I will be in stalker mode for ZZUBie. Like leaving a candle burning in the window for those away at war... I will NOT have my green light burning on the Disboards for those away at the office. Or at court, etc. Plus... it suits the ghost in me.

Ya, ya sista... about the house. CONGRATS!!! How exciting and stressful!!!!

Mel.

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

java!!!!!!!

 

[sheridac]

Last edited by 1000thhappyhaunt : Today at 08:25 PM. Reason: Hi Grammy!!! Hi Sheridac!!! Who else is here?

The Poops were here earlier. Not sure if they still are though.