The Maelstromers... a FASTPASS! Part 2

[HaleyB]

Who is that fine man holding on to the pole? He's got everything happening except for a toe-point.

Vettechick!!!!! Sign him up. Now.

Me too. As long as I can wear the Festive Christmas Stripper Thong. Sign The General up too. We need Christmas card photos for this year.

In fact, sign up all the Maestromers, new and old. I saw our group picture in the Yearbook. Thanks Loubon!!!! We're a proud and fashion-challenged bunch.

And, while you're at it, sign Tommy and I up for the Oct Maelstrom Meet.

Geez. I'm in and out like a ghost today. I was really busy this morning and most of the afternoon... aerating ZZUB's lawn. Then Lil' Grumpy and I went go-karting.

Later, Mel.

P.S. Hi to the new kids on the block! Who is Tikiman????? Heh, heh.

Mel and Tommy are going!!! I am so excited now. I think Tommy and Sophia may get along. She scrapped all the skin off her right leg yesterday. She didn't even stop for a second either, untill after dinner when she started to stiffen up. Then she realized she might be able to get something out of the injury and turned on the tears, for Daddy, when he got home.

 

[AshClan]

I can't stand the pressure! I'm trying to catch up on work, look into buying DVC (new or resale?!?!?), investigate the feasibility of pulling off a Maelstrom meet appearance and rent points/book flights for November. My computer at home remains out of commission, so I'm still in work (even though I'm supposed to leave at 3 - but never do). I didn't get home from ATL until about midnight last night, and I'm just exhausted. Sooooo, all the decisions will have to wait until Monday, unless I can get my hands on a working computer this weekend! I've barely seen my kids since Monday morning. I'm going home.........

Have a good one everybody! It was nice to visit today

 

[HaleyB]

So I was gone all afternoon.

I see we have some newbies. Excellent. New blood is always good. I see PP gave you the run down. She is good at stuff like that. We love her.

Did everyone miss me?

Sophia and I decided to go power shopping. We only power shop, we are not lookers, we are buyers.

$184 in 1:45. Not bad. The first $100 was in about 15 minutes, though. Sophia is a master at the young age of 8.

But it gets better. We got our first pair of ...

CROCS! (mine)
CROCKS(Sophias)

That is dark blue and light blue in case you missed it.

So now I have to ask, is MommyPoppins around?, strap up or down? I don't want to wear them in some uncool way.


Maybe it is a good thing Mr. Silly thinks we 'talk' too much and gave up trying to keep up. Or maybe he will stop makeing fun of my DIS addiction, as it is much cheaper than shopping.

Also acquired-
2 skorts for Sophia
4 Tee shirts (Disney Store) for Sophia
2 pair shorts for Max
Sneakers for Sophia
1 Mickey Mug
1 Dopey Mug
some candy
I think that is all...

I think I did good. Yay me. But I missed you.

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

Bye bye Ashclan!

Geez.

I've got a bone to pick with hooP. Already.

Perhaps you should have gone with "Gary Sinese".

And... what do you have against Tigger? Why isn't Tigger you favourite character???

Who do you think you are? You newbie? Someone's DH? Or somethin'?

Sheesh.

Blessings, Mel.

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

Bye bye Ashclan!

Geez.

I've got a bone to pick with hooP. Already.

Perhaps you should have gone with "Gary Sinese".

And... what do you have against Tigger? Why isn't Tigger you favourite character???

Who do you think you are? You newbie? Someone's DH? Or somethin'?

Sheesh.

Blessings, Mel.

Or, perhaps, Gary Sinise.

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

There is nothing here.

 

[hooP]

Good to see you finally made it over here...We're officially your first post.

A couple of pointers for you and all the other newbies(Hi, Mickman)

1. This thread is insanely fast. Don't panic if you can't keep up AT FIRST, but you'll get there. It's mandatory , otherwise we throw you over board

2. It's highly addictive here, Spices and Melons will help EASE the PAIN. Try and start out slow with the spices...some of us are already in rehab. Melons, I have no personal advice on that. Please Polymelonmom...she has a pamphlet !!

3. There is a viking wench on this ship.....she's completely harmless.

4. PLEASE, PLEASE stay away from Lil' Grumpy's posts. Those are ONLY for us more experienced Maelstromers. K? There's occasionally a translation after he posts but don't count on it. I think GeorgiaCat is gonna take the translating over after she finishes her online course.

5. If you are reading one of Grammy's posts, please put on your Depends FIRST. This is a lesson I had to learn the HARD way. Don't take any blue pills or eat the meatloaf here.


6. There is some cyberswapping going on. I'd like to name the couples but I've lost track....as you can imagine..they've swapped many times.

7. There is this guy Lou that posts here but his DOG posts too, but I think he has his own login name..so no need to worry.

8. Tikiman and Lou and someone else (sorry can't remember) are fighting over Momofmnm - aka..Polymelonmom, aka Jen, aka Poly, aka Melooonns, aka.....ok, forget it....You'll figure out who she is. Geesh. Newbies, who do they think they are?

9. Does anyone else think this list is beginning to look like MarkyMarks? It goes on and on without any meaning !

10. Welcome ...post OFTEN and if no one responds to you....Cry and whine and b*tch and moan....Then everyone sends you one of these little guys ! Right Kimmiepoo and Erinrellaemsmom!! LY/MI

Ooopsss, I almost forgot the password is

Maelstrom.....Is a FASTPASS??!!!!!

Thanks for the advise paslea_pooh! You sound smart! I bet your cute too! Pick a TV star and tell me who you most resemble. Don't say Miss Piggy!

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

Thanks for the advise paslea_pooh! You sound smart! I bet your cute too! Pick a TV star and tell me who you most resemble. Don't say Miss Piggy!

Forget about HER!

Who do you resemble?

Gary SINISE???? Perchance?

 

[HaleyB]

By the way, I can't make the pole dancing class - since it's already started, so do you think I could pass with this?

Blessings!
MarkyMark

Works for me, you ol' pole cat, you.


(sorry, mixed metaphor)

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

I'm talking to myself.

 

[HaleyB]

Or, perhaps, Gary Sinise.

You quoted yourself... just thought I would point that out.

 

[sheridac]

So I was gone all afternoon.

I see we have some newbies. Excellent. New blood is always good. I see PP gave you the run down. She is good at stuff like that. We love her.

Did everyone miss me?

Sophia and I decided to go power shopping. We only power shop, we are not lookers, we are buyers.

$184 in 1:45. Not bad. The first $100 was in about 15 minutes, though. Sophia is a master at the young age of 8.

But it gets better. We got our first pair of ...

CROCS! (mine)
CROCKS(Sophias)

That is dark blue and light blue in case you missed it.

So now I have to ask, is MommyPoppins around?, strap up or down? I don't want to wear them in some uncool way.


Maybe it is a good thing Mr. Silly thinks we 'talk' too much and gave up trying to keep up. Or maybe he will stop makeing fun of my DIS addiction, as it is much cheaper than shopping.

Also acquired-
2 skorts for Sophia
4 Tee shirts (Disney Store) for Sophia
2 pair shorts for Max
Sneakers for Sophia
1 Mickey Mug
1 Dopey Mug
some candy
I think that is all...

I think I did good. Yay me. But I missed you.

strap on the front Haley

 

[hooP]

Bye bye Ashclan!

Geez.

I've got a bone to pick with hooP. Already.

Perhaps you should have gone with "Gary Sinese".

And... what do you have against Tigger? Why isn't Tigger you favourite character???

Who do you think you are? You newbie? Someone's DH? Or somethin'?

Sheesh.

Blessings, Mel.

"Gary Sinese" is my real name. Thanks for blowin my cover! Tiggers cool but he never gets the Honey!

When I am on this board I am no DH! Unless that stand for Disney Hottie!

 

[paslea_pooh]

Thanks for the advise paslea_pooh! You sound smart! I bet your cute too! Pick a TV star and tell me who you most resemble. Don't say Miss Piggy!

Yeah, yeah.. smart...blah, blah..., Pleeeeze...No kissing up here , k? You ALREADY know I've got no melons !

I'm just glad I don't look like this guy

.

 

[MOMOFMNM]

is that markymark on the POLE???

how did I miss that piece of art....geesh

and Rhonda:

I am fine with melons...honestly I am. Its cute...and me....
but I am just saying I need to quit exposing myself so much
(soooorrryy lou,JW my biggest fans!! thanks guys LYMI!! and chappie and Markymark and well basically every male on the strom cept Zzub cuz he REALLY respects a woman...sorry Mel but its the truth... ) Just all the beaver and wood and melon talk, I am just saying I need to stay out of grammys meatloaf for moms, ok?? tahts it...

game back on...

its fun...

LYMI

 

[hooP]

Yeah, yeah.. smart...blah, blah..., Pleeeeze...No kissing up here , k? You ALREADY know I've got no melons !

Remember, Melons are only a small piece of the dessert! Hm Sayin!

 

[HaleyB]

For the love of Heaven, will somebody PLEASE tell me how to quote an edit?!?


thank you in advance.

copy and paste then highlight and hit the talk bubble looking thing (above). Add =HaleyB or whoever after the first word "quote" inside the brackets [] if you want to be all fancy about it.

 

[sheridac]

copy and paste then highlight and hit the talk bubble looking thing (above). Add =HaleyB or whoever after the first word "quote" inside the brackets [] if you want to be all fancy about it.

Haley!!

I am in sista!

 

[HaleyB]

strap on the front Haley

Thanks.

Plus it is an excellent quote out of context. I may need to reply again in a few pages

 

[sheridac]

Thanks.

Plus it is an excellent quote out of context. I may need to reply again in a few pages

lolol!