The Maelstromers... a FASTPASS! Part 2

[Mush]

YES, ME!!

Geez, what does a girl need to do around here to be noticed??

Do you really want us to answer that, or should we just refer you to melons?

 

[vettechick99]

Welcome back Ash! You were in the A-T-L and didn't you stop by and see me at the Cheetah?!?!?! What kinda of groupie are you? I'm taking away your card today.

ATTN all 'Stromers,

What: Pole dancing lessons

When: 2:30 today

Where: Center Stage at the Cheetah

Who: You, you stupid #$%^@#@

Why: What else do you have to do?

Don't Forget: Bring a comfortable change of clothes, yesterday's paper, and four mountain goats.

This is a very tough class, so I expect you all to be on time and raring to go. Bribes will absolutely NOT be refused. Especially rectangular bottles full of yummy goodness that one might keep in the freezer.

Hope to see you there!

Here is one of my best students from last year...​

 

[Tikiman]

Welcome back Ash! You were in the A-T-L and didn't you stop by and see me at the Cheetah?!?!?! What kinda of groupie are you? I'm taking away your card today.

ATTN all 'Stromers,

What: Pole dancing lessons

When: 2:30 today

Where: Center Stage at the Cheetah

Who: You, you stupid #$%^@#@

Why: What else do you have to do?

Don't Forget: Bring a comfortable change of clothes, yesterday's paper, and four mountain goats.

This is a very tough class, so I expect you all to be on time and raring to go. Bribes will absolutely NOT be refused. Especially rectangular bottles full of yummy goodness that one might keep in the freezer.

Hope to see you there!

Here is one of my best students from last year...​

​

So guys can take the class???

I have a Cheetah lifetime membership!!!

 

[HaleyB]

Hi Ash Regarding the Peachtree thing, uh yeah, see that's to confuse the visitors. We tell them to go down to Peachtree, hang a right on Peachtree, and then take your next left onto Peachtree. And then we laugh and laugh and laugh. And then go to Waffle House. We're simple folk. Thanks for coming, and glad you enjoyed the traffic.

Irvine California is a place to behold. First off it has UCI, which was built so that it would be easy to surround in case of a riot. Nice. But better than that is the streets that change name with no warning and loop back to cross themselves. It is very special.

Irvine is also the city that tells you what 8 colors you can pick from to paint your house, and if your car is red it must be parked inside your garage.

And traffic, Ha. Ever driven in Southern California??? It is better now that the finally finished the I-5. That was sometime after I left the area, so I am not sure when.

 

[HaleyB]

Oh man, kids are out of school early today.

Maybe I need to buy a new game for their NDS real quick ....

 

[paslea_pooh]

Did Lou's dog get into chat too? I guess he has the same affliction as ZZUB.

Poor Pooch

 

[honeybee213]

I don't have the time to keep up with all the fun you guys have on this thread, but I had to let you know this. Yesterday I was reading the TR on TGMike (love him, btw), and there was a family that actually used a fastpass for Maelstrom! And they didn't ride it just once, they rode it multiple times. So if you have a subscription, check out the TR boards there. I can't remember which post it was, but it made me think of the Maelstromers, so I had to stop in to say hello!

 

[HaleyB]

Hi Lala



And Vette too!

 

[Grammyof2]

Tink - I know how expensive closing is on a house so here is my contribution

Can't give more cause I gotta go to Vettechicks Pole dancing lessons. Love me a Pole.

Gotta go baste the ribs and pull my pork

Horseypony - Yeah to the meet. I gotta sell myself on Ebay to afford it. People please run up the bid. I am working on the listing now. Lou, might need help with the pics.

Ash - we know who you are, that's all that matters.

everybody

 

[paslea_pooh]

Paslea, I'm DISapointed in you.

You couldn't find a punkin' pukin' on a keyboard? Girl you're slippin'.

Trust ME, I LOOKED. The images on the web are just sooooooo limited


Although.....
I found the chicken in Sheri's nightmare.

 

[tink38]

I'd be afraid, Tink, very afraid. Hi Haley

And I think I have every right o be. The possibilities are endless. And scary.

 

[Frickles]

Frickleyfrickles....I've sprayed Myself, does that count? I occasionally get one leg darker than the other...Not pretty!

Love the Poptarts/Rice Krispie avatar

LY/MI

No PP...unfortunately that doesn't count. You have to go and get humiliated by standing in front of another person, wearing only a little pair of paper panties while they blast you with COLD tanner. OMG, what I won't do for beauty.

Hey my '89 bust a move friends. Lala....I can actually do some of the Michael Jackson 'beat it' dance from the video. I whipped out thoses skills while highly intoxicated one night at a country club of all places. Now whenever all my girlfriends and I are out dancing...all I hear is 'do the Michael Jackson thing'. I guess that is my hidden talent Mel.

 

[AshClan]

Welcome back Ash! You were in the A-T-L and didn't you stop by and see me at the Cheetah?!?!?! What kinda of groupie are you? I'm taking away your card today.

Nooooo, please Ally. I need to keep my groupie card! I didn't even know about the Cheetah until I got back! I seriously thought about you, and Mark and Rhonda, and Chap 11 and GAAristocat and wondered where exactly you all were in GA. If I had had more advance notice, I would've done some research and looked a couple of you up. Now.....how's that for groupie status (....or maybe stalker status?!). I spent 90% of my time in Norcross, with a quick visit to a friend in Cumming, and a few endless hours at the airport. Fun, fun, fun.

I reviewed a few more pages, and I think it was only Tiki who I didn't know. Grammy, the more I read the more I love you! Just LOVED that Estate story! My DH thinks I'm crazy when I talk about my DIS friends too! Ally, I love Kory's "camp" line!!

Horsegirl...are you REALLY going down for the meet solo? Maybe that's how I should use my Delta voucher?! Since I'm going just a month later, I can't imagine I'll sell DH on that idea!!

Kim, my neighbor, we need to have a chat about DVC. I'm in the market...I think!!!

 

[FSUMARCHIEF]

COupla things...

AshClan - i hear you about the Krystal burgers. But kethcup would make them not taste like Krystals . And as for the heartburn, we don't call them gut bombs for nothing!

Melons, melons melons, resorted to begging already? mylanta! i couldn't do that to pongo! She didn't desert me for some guy with a tiki - or dump me in front of the whole crew like twice.

You had your chance baby and you dropped me like a 6th krystal burger without ketchup.

heh heh

Blessings!
MarkyMark

 

[pongoperdigirl]

Ok yall...I am on lunch a I have some time so here I am...trying to catch up

 

[paslea_pooh]

I reviewed a few more pages, and I think it was only Tiki who I didn't know. Grammy, the more I read the more I love you! Just LOVED that Estate story! My DH thinks I'm crazy when I talk about my DIS friends too! Ally, I love Kory's "camp" line!!

Horsegirl...are you REALLY going down for the meet solo? Maybe that's how I should use my Delta voucher?! Since I'm going just a month later, I can't imagine I'll sell DH on that idea!!

Kim, my neighbor, we need to have a chat about DVC. I'm in the market...I think!!!

Hi Ash Gosh, you've been gone a long while. Are you getting caught up? Don't miss the story about the General and the thong. ZZUB's return.... and I see You've caught Grammy's Estate Ramblings...that needs to go down in History. There's a Kegel research paper and there are mandatory Kegels WHILE you read the paper. Read Lil Grumpy's last post and the translation to it. Welcome back...and quit going away.

 

[AshClan]

Thanks PP!

I have been gone waaaay too long. I will NEVER catch up. However, I do need to try to catch some of the excitement. I may have to try to skim. Any page and/or date hints, people?!?!?

I'm very intrigued by the General/thong story....got to find that. And Zzub! I can never miss his posts. May have to do a search on that one!!!

I will admit, that the minute I saw the "Kegal" posts (just some of the recent ones), I started to do them. OMG, you guys should have been on the Enterprise rental car shuttle with me yesterday. The driver had this talk show on the radio and they were talking about surgery to tighten v*ginal walls. There were about 10 of us, 4 women and the rest men, and we were all giggling and shaking our heads. The guys were more embarrassed than the women! One of the guys said that he felt like he was in the middle of a Seinfeld episode.......

 

[pongoperdigirl]

I can't make the pole dancing lesson... I am workin, but I would love to learn the art of the pole...

I wonder if I could find a tutor...perhaps...

Youknow there is a pole dancing workout out there...

We could all do Carmen Electra's Stripperobics

 

[paslea_pooh]

Tink - I know how expensive closing is on a house so here is my contribution

Horseypony - Yeah to the meet. I gotta sell myself on Ebay to afford it. People please run up the bid. I am working on the listing now. Lou, might need help with the pics.

everybody

Grammy, How 'bout you put Grampy up....

 

[edcrbnsoul]

So where is my recap from last night??
Hi Tiki, Lou, Chappie, and Mush

Hi HG, PP, PMM, and Erin

Did I forget to say Hi to anyone?

Where is the love.