You wackos have gone and racked up another 100 pages. Wait, I posted today too. Ummm, you fine intelligent Vikings....here's a RECAP....of the last God knows how many pages. For ALL those who thought Recaps were a good idea....I'm hunting you down and we're taking turns.
This is in no particular order. Just be glad I'm doing it, know what I mean?
Mumbler & Carson....Happy Birthday !!!
GeorgiaA and Mommypoppins are hoping for blanks. The blanks are from two separate rifles...for those of you who care.
Some of the Subjects to be discussed at the Symposium are as follows but are not limited to:
1. Wildlife Preservation (Professor Sheri)
2. Proper use of Melons (Do I REALLY need to tell ya)
3. Single parenting in Disney (Emsmom/aka B*tchinrella)
4. Kegels 101 (Grammy...and meatloaf will be served after class)
5. Redneck Shopping (This is being taught by Mommypoppins)
Lou AND his
dog both post here on the Dis. Yeah, I don't really have anything to add here. I'mmmm ..... Just picturing Lou registering his Dog....what did he write under interests?
Mush IS INDEED on the Coffee Shop Police Squad...He also dances part-time. I think he's dancing at
Grammy's party Friday nite. Mush, you have to bring a covered dish.
Here's
Lil Grumpy's post...verbatim
&^#$#()#@$%^ dwats %#@<>{%$$#*&&()_>:"%$^&$##%^^*dwats ^%)(*&^%$#$&^%$*&^%"::?#$?>_+?>)%#%#%#@#$%^&*()_!@#$%^&*()!@#$dwats%^&*()_#$%squeak^&*()_@#$%^&*()_?:><}{?>)(&}"?>*&^@#$%^&*():"?>_@#$%^&*()}"{:?>"dwats:{_(*%#@++_*%%$*%%(?>}{":_*$%&((squeaksqueak
TRANSLATION: He really likes it here and he loves Mel. Awwwwww!!!
Hot Snot...We had a celebrity spotting.
Tikiman, fresh off his Survivor stint, stopped by.
Vettechick is looking for lessons on how to use her Melons so she can persuade DH to go back to Disney.....I see Boiled Peanuts in her future.
MarkyMark bought his Tony Whatever The Heck they Are Boots back off of Ebay!! ....Let's just say
Rhonda is not pleased. She's put away the
pink thong FOR GOOD.
Mr. Silly thinks he's Mr. Funny....Trying to get us addicted to a thread that is suppose to help us with our thread addiction. Horsegirl, Can you help here?
Haley pretends to do wash until Mr. Funny leaves for work .
I personally worked hours and hours on my Kegel Research Paper. I've had 4 babies. Enough Said.
I am going to cut and paste
Grammy's Estate Ramblings Post here. For those suckers who are not keeping up. You can't miss this one. See how much I care? It's your last gift people. Keep up !!
My story of our time at the estate:
Saw on the news about the hail storms. I made the comment "My friend, Steph's cars got all messed up." DH is like, who is Steph. I say you know, Java. He is like what in the H are you talking about. You know the Dis. He gets all ticked off and says he can't even keep up with the real people and now I want to talk about imaginary friends. I say he is a loser and he is a little tiffed. Then......
I do something really redneck. I can't even say it out loud. I make the comment that Jamal is gonna have me thrown out of the lounge for being so, well, you know. He says isn't Jamal from a movie. I say yes but she is the fixer, with good hair. He says" Have you been drinking, you know you can't drink." Then he walks over to the cabinet to get some spices to put on the chicken. Opens it up and says " What in the h e l l happened to all the spices. Didn't you bring any down here." I was laughing so hard. He is ticked off and has no idea why I am laughing. I figure this was as good as time as any to ask if we can go to WDW for his birthday, Oct 2. Dis meet and all. He says he would rather run a nail in his foot. But he also says he will think about it. Also says when we go out West he wants to take me to Disneyland
So we kiss and make up and I make a meatloaf. The End
All the Kegels in the world didn't help. I've gone and peed myself AGAIN.
ETA.....LaLa when are you gonna finish your dang TR. LY/MI
is going on around here?
