The Maelstromers... a FASTPASS! Part 2

[pongoperdigirl]

See - that's why we're cybersistas.

Also, nobody ever PM's me either. Well, Horsegirl did, but only because she wanted to remain anoymous. And Pongo. She loves me. I think.

hmmmm... Is loving you a good thing or a bad thing? I am not sure if I am happy or sad about that, not quite sure how to take that.


I love ya like a sista....

 

[sheridac]

Sheri, just remember that the guys still love you (well maybe not ZZub) and we all dreamed about your beaver last night

Now get back to work girl

I am working! I can multitask. Ask anyone

 

[HaleyB]

sheridac are you over your as....ss...now?? dangit...polybootybabe is going to be your new name

I so need to get my work done. Now. But could not leave without telling you that my sweet tea came out my nose when I read that.

Drinking and Dising at the same time is not always a good idea. Drinking and then dising is big fun, big fun.

OK I am gone for a few hours people. Try not to leave me 7 pages to catch up on. Please.

 

[jw50]

see now I feel like Mel...I fall asleep ONE lousy night at 9 BECAUSE I accidentally gave myself the Nyquil instead of the KIDS...and this is what I get. Now all the Love is going to Sheridacs humps...no more juicy melons anymore...geesh men can be such barbarians...I am glad I am cyberfriends with markymark, He only coments on beavers...and that's hard to beat. Lou and JW are like the playas at the clubs on a Friday night...just waitin' to pickup any ol' broad who'll show her goods...hi boys!!! do I need to post at the coffee shop again just to get some attention around here??? hmmm???

Jen, you snooze, you lose

 

[Yzma and Kronk]

Hi All!

I thought I'd take a break from Maelstroming because I gotta get stuff done around here........BIG MISTAKE......HUGE.

15 pages in 24 hours!

I'm not gonna read through it all, so I hope I didn't miss anything important. I'll just pretend it was an episode of my fav. TV show and my DVR wasn't working.

I did read through the coffee shop. It was pretty funny

Later, tater.

 

[MOMOFMNM]

I forgot to tell frickles:


your cute!!!!

I love blonde hair...obviously

RHONDA!! I am soooooooooooooooooooo sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! please forgive me...you should be paying me because men who think they are thought of as "hotties" tend to be more "happy" around the house...from what I hear...like if any lady...ugly, fat, toothless whatever talks to my DH he is all "look how studly I am....come here and kiss me..." I will seriously deter my obscene coments away from you and your very innocent husband

GIRL!!! YOU HAVE PINK THONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you are my hero now!! I should pay you...for something....yeah...thong training....wow~~~I am impressed!! and to have another man touch them...not your husband!!! WOW!!!! you little minx you

beaver and all

no I don't drink at school...thank goodness for early dismissal today...and the kids are riding the bus home today!! Bartender another round please...


mel! I am not whining...I am shamelessly looking for attention geesh there is a difference!!!


MEL!! IT IS ALMOST MAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOOOOORRRAY!!!

lets try to keep your next TR open for at least 3 months next time, k???

 

[FSUMARCHIEF]

RHONDA!!you should be paying me because men who think they are thought of as "hotties" tend to be more "happy" around the house...from what I hear...like if any lady...ugly, fat, toothless whatever talks to my DH he is all "look how studly I am....come here and kiss me..."

So I'm just supposed to think I'm a hottie, huh? So the truth comes out!

Hmmmf.

Blessings!
MarkyMark

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

So I'm just supposed to think I'm a hottie, huh? So the truth comes out!

Hmmmf.

Blessings!
MarkyMark

No... we all consider you a hot man of Garylike stature.

Although the "Hmmmf" is a little offputting. At best.

 

[sheridac]

Last edited by MOMOFMNM : Today at 03:21 PM. Reason: sher link me to your a s$$$$ pics so I can feel out the competition...

one of the boys will have to do that. I don't think that logically. I use another part of my anantomy to get what I want.

 

[GADISNEYGIRL]

No... we all consider you a hot man of Garylike stature.

Although the "Hmmmf" is a little offputting. At best.

See, Mark, I've told you: pouting does NOT work for men!

 

[jw50]

No... we all consider you a hot man of Garylike stature.

Considering how many people here do not seem to that Gary is all that hot I don't know if that is really a compliment or not

 

[GADISNEYGIRL]

Considering how many people here do not seem to that Gary is all that hot I don't know if that is really a compliment or not

But I'm sure that MEL meant it as a compliment, because we ALL know how SHE feels about Gary! Now me, on the other hand...I don't find Gary so hot... but then I would never compare my husband to him, so I guess I'm safe...

 

[Mumbler]

WOW, it's impressive that the preachers wife has thong panties, and bright pink one's at that! So maybe the coffeeshop is the better place to ask this, but what do you have to do to get used to wearing those, cause there has got to be a trick to getting used having a string you know where!

Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

 

[FSUMARCHIEF]

No... we all consider you a hot man of Garylike stature.

Although the "Hmmmf" is a little offputting. At best.

LOL that was funny. Let me go put in my teeth and Depends so I can clean off that sunporch.

But Garylike stature? wow. I'm impressed

Blessings!
MarkyMark

 

[FSUMARCHIEF]

And one more thing before I go play something with wesley who's been begging all afternoon (I've been working).

When did we become so innocent? Not that that's a bad thing or anything.

Hmmmmm?

Blessings!
MarkyMark

 

[GADISNEYGIRL]

WOW, it's impressive that the preachers wife has thong panties, and bright pink one's at that! So maybe the coffeeshop is the better place to ask this, but what do you have to do to get used to wearing those, cause there has got to be a trick to getting used having a string you know where!

Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

I am pretty sure I am unlike most preacher's wives you've ever known!! Perhaps a PM could better handle the answer to your question... don't want to let the men in on all our secrets, do we??

 

[MOMOFMNM]

So I'm just supposed to think I'm a hottie, huh? So the truth comes out!

Hmmmf.

Blessings!
MarkyMark

oh geeesh mark!! apparently you live with MS HOTPANTS anyway so why does it matter if I think you are hot or not?????

(SSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I told you NOT to bring that up here!!!)

I already said you have abs like rocks and cheeks like that too (oh wait that was sher and mel....and her egg)

is that not enough??

GARY??? NO NOT TO ME!!!

more like Jon BJovi...singing "living on a prayer..." now that IS hot and suits you much better dontcha think markymark????

 

[MOMOFMNM]

I am pretty sure I am unlike most preacher's wives you've ever known!! Perhaps a PM could better handle the answer to your question... don't want to let the men in on all our secrets, do we??

oh girl

I knew I liked you...

thong and all...

you rock

 

[paslea_pooh]

Uhhh...Melons...have you been drinking AT SCHOOL??? Reading all that made me tired. Couldn't be because we've been up late DIS'n every night for the last week.

So since YOU brought up thongs and the REV... Here is another funny story for you people.

August 4, 1998. My 25th birthday. Mark and I had been married for less than 3 months. We lived in Savannah. Right across the street from the church. And had a sunporch. Which is where our washer and dryer was housed. Along with a little kitchen table, because it wouldn't fit in the kitchen. Mark decided to throw me a surprise party. I get home from work, and there are all these people at our house for a party, woo hoo!! One of the people was the aforementioned reverend from the beaver sermon. (NO, NOT MarkyMark. The one he TALKED about.) He happened to be sitting at the little kitchen table on the sunporch. Which is where our washer and dryer was housed, did you get that?? He dropped his napkin or something. Bent down and came up with... a hot pink thong!!! I'm not sure who was (or should have been) most embarrassed about that. Me, because a preacher (not my husband) found my hot pink thong? Or him, because he (a preacher!!) picked up a young woman's hot pink thong? I think we all tried to pretend it didn't happen. (Did I mention that Mark's parents were also there? Yeah, it was really, really not funny at the time. I think my face was about the color of the thong.) But I told Mark to please not host any more surprise parties until he'd checked under the table to make sure no laundry had gotten dropped there!

And Melons, with all your lewd comments to my husband, that I so graciously ignore, you'd think you would be paying ME for...I don't know, something. So now I know if I ever need something sewn, I will NOT ask PolyMelonMom to do it!!! LY/MI!!!

I think our Poly has been hanging out with Lil'Grumpy.


Um, Rhonda...dear....Pink thong UNDER the kitchen table?

Just cause I think this is appropriate here.

 

[GADISNEYGIRL]

I will have to bid you all farewell now. Because I'm leaving work, where I have my very own computer, and going home, where I have to share with Mark. He's good about sharing a lot of things, but the computer is not one of them. So for the rest of the night, I'll just be reading over his shoulder. After we play Disney Trivial Pursuit (and get our you know whats kicked by our 4 yr old), Disney Uno, and Disney Memory. I'm pretty sure that's what we'll be doing tonight, because it's no tv week. And Mark doesn't have a meeting for a change. Bye everyone!