The Maelstromers... a FASTPASS! Part 2

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pongoperdigirl said:
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Doesn't that make you want to read.. I tell you what, he is HOT HOT HOT
Gary ain't got nuthin on him


Pongo -- thank you! I just got home from a long day at work, I'm feeling a bit of a cold coming on, and <bam>. I see your post.

This is like a gift! Feeling better already, just looking at that hot and literate man. yum.
 
The truly disturbing part of that post is that you put corn in the lasagna! No farting head moped for you. Come back. One year!
 
ZZUB said:
The truly disturbing part of that post is that you put corn in the lasagna! No farting head moped for you. Come back. One year!

Now... THAT was funny.

Something of mine quivered too. I think.

But it was vegetable lasagna with carrots, broccoli, zucchini in a nice creamy white sauce. And corn. Dammit.

Want the recipe?
 
holy crap...

I think I made a ZZUB edit....I think....

I am going now to find a translation....brb


pooper scooper super swater...wow...nice...

mcguyver was clearly canadian....or at least 1/2 French.

lalalala have a swingin' time babbbbeee....

go for gold....not the water slide kind...but the other kind of wet fun...

ok gross. sorry.
 

kpk89 said:
Pongo -- thank you! I just got home from a long day at work, I'm feeling a bit of a cold coming on, and <bam>. I see your post.

This is like a gift! Feeling better already, just looking at that hot and literate man. yum.

Orlando Bloom is icky. To me.

He's the pretty, clean pirate in Pirates of the Carribean.

I don't like HIS type of pirate.

I think I'll stick with Gary and the other guy on this page.

Thank you very much.
 
MOMOFMNM said:
holy crap...

I think I made a ZZUB edit....I think....

I am going now to find a translation....brb


pooper scooper super swater...wow...nice...

mcguyver was clearly canadian....or at least 1/2 French.

lalalala have a swingin' time babbbbeee....

go for gold....not the water slide kind...but the other kind of wet fun...

ok gross. sorry.

I don't think you need a lei.

For some reason.

But if you really DID. You'd use dendrobium orchids to make one.

Geez. Look ZZUBie... I slipped "dendrobium" past the filters.

Maybe THAT's what was quivering.
 
MOMOFMNM said:
what is the official language of Poly-nesia?? I need a dictionary...and an atlas...and a lei...now

Depends on where in Polynesia you are. Think of Polynesia as a triangle with New Zealand at one corner, Hawaii at the top, and Easter Island at the other corner. Lots of different little islands and cultures in there. For example, in French Polynesia (think Tahiti, Bora Bora), they speak ... Portugese. :rotfl: :rotfl: In New Zealand, they speak, well, whatever people in Australia speak (I think it involves using the word "crikey" a lot). And in Hawaii, they speak, well, you know what they speak there. So there you have it -- a little geography lesson. Quiz later.
 
Chapter 11 said:
Depends on where in Polynesia you are. Think of Polynesia as a triangle with New Zealand at one corner, Hawaii at the top, and Easter Island at the other corner. Lots of different little islands and cultures in there. For example, in French Polynesia (think Tahiti, Bora Bora), they speak ... Portugese. :rotfl: :rotfl: In New Zealand, they speak, well, whatever people in Australia speak (I think it involves using the word "crikey" a lot). And in Hawaii, they speak, well, you know what they speak there. So there you have it -- a little geography lesson. Quiz later.



wow...

is it just me or is it getting hot in here??

I love australian lanuguage...like Keith..urban...mixed with some good ol southern twang...mmmm....but leave nicole at home...or at starbucks...and order her a full fat latte...with whip...

keith is my gary...and zzubbie...only I can't drive by his house...on weeknights...

chapter 11...thanks I think...now can you translate "melooooons" for me??
 
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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Polynesian
Geographic
distribution: Polynesia
Genetic
classification: Austronesian
Malayo-Polynesian (MP)
Nuclear MP
Central-Eastern MP
Eastern MP
Oceanic
Central-Eastern
Central Pacific
East Fijian-Polynesian
Polynesian
Subdivisions:
Tongic
Nuclear Polynesian

The Polynesian languages are a language family spoken in the region known as Polynesia. They are classified as part of the Austronesian family, belonging to the Eastern Eastern Malayo-Polynesian branch of that family. They fall into two branches: Tongic and Nuclear Polynesian

The major subgroups of the Polynesian languages

There are approximately forty Polynesian languages. The most prominent of these are Tahitian, Samoan, Tongan, Māori, and Hawaiian. Because the Polynesian islands were settled relatively recently (starting around 2,000 years ago), their languages retain strong commonalities. There are two broad subgroups: Tongan and Niuean constitute the Tongic division and all others are considered part of the Nuclear Polynesian division.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polynesian_languages
 
MOMOFMNM said:
chapter 11...thanks I think...now can you translate "melooooons" for me??

I could be wrong, but I think it translates roughly to "Crazy Lady With Coconuts in Bra". But, like I said, I could be wrong ...
 
jw50 said:
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Jump to: navigation, search
Polynesian
Geographic
distribution: Polynesia
Genetic
classification: Austronesian
Malayo-Polynesian (MP)
Nuclear MP
Central-Eastern MP
Eastern MP
Oceanic
Central-Eastern
Central Pacific
East Fijian-Polynesian
Polynesian
Subdivisions:
Tongic
Nuclear Polynesian

The Polynesian languages are a language family spoken in the region known as Polynesia. They are classified as part of the Austronesian family, belonging to the Eastern Eastern Malayo-Polynesian branch of that family. They fall into two branches: Tongic and Nuclear Polynesian

The major subgroups of the Polynesian languages

There are approximately forty Polynesian languages. The most prominent of these are Tahitian, Samoan, Tongan, Māori, and Hawaiian. Because the Polynesian islands were settled relatively recently (starting around 2,000 years ago), their languages retain strong commonalities. There are two broad subgroups: Tongan and Niuean constitute the Tongic division and all others are considered part of the Nuclear Polynesian division.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polynesian_languages

Oh sure, I mean, if you want to get all precise and all that. :rotfl: :rotfl2:
 
spectrum-turbo said:
Oh, thank God. I thought it was just me. :lmao:

I understood the whole post and I have NEVER been able to even finish one of Grupmy's posts....well not without an adult type beverage.

Grumpy LY/MI, even if I don't understand you most of the time. :love:


OMG, I thought it was ME that made Lil' Grumpy feel bad. I don't understand you most of the time...but I keep trying... and that last post Made Sense to me... Please stay true to yourself.
 
sheridac said:
I'mmm baaaack!

So, there are 2 really good things about my b-d:

1st - I went out last night, had dinner, did no work out and still lost 1.5 lbs! Yea, me!

2nd - gifty -poo

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Double yea, me!! :cheer2:

Sheri....That is soooooooooooooooooooooo beautiful.. And you lost 1.5 lbs...that is Awesome!!!

Happy Birthday!!!

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paslea_pooh said:
Sheri....That is soooooooooooooooooooooo beautiful.. And you lost 1.5 lbs...that is Awesome!!!

Happy Birthday!!!

3048178166
Thanks Pooh. I'm quite pleased with myself, myself!
 
MOMOFMNM said:
chapter 11...thanks I think...now can you translate "melooooons" for me??

Not a translation but a definition:

The term melons, also known by the Latin meloma in anatomy, refers to the upper ventral region of an animal's torso, particularly that of mammals, including human beings. In addition, the melons are parts of a female mammal's body which contain the organs that secrete milk used to feed infants.

This article focuses on human female melons, but it should be noted that male humans also have melons (although usually less prominent) that are structurally identical and homologous to the female, as they develop embryologically from the same tissues. While the melon glands that produce milk are present in the male, they normally remain undeveloped. In some situations male melon development does occur, a condition called gynecomastia. Milk production can also occur in both men and women as an adverse effect of some medicinal drugs (such as some antipsychotic medication) or in endocrine disorders.

Historically, melons were regarded as fertility symbols, due to the belief that milk is life-giving. Ancient statues of goddesses—so-called Venus figurines—often emphasised the melons, as in the example of the Venus of Willendorf. In historic times, goddesses such as Ishtar were shown with multiple melons, alluding to their role as goddesses of childbirth.

Melons are considered as secondary sex characteristics, and are sexually sensitive in many cases. Bare female melons can elicit heightened sexual desires from men and women. Since they are associated with sex, in many cultures bare melons are considered indecent, and they are not commonly displayed in public, in contrast to male melons. Other cultures view the baring of melons as acceptable, and in some countries women have never been forbidden to bare their melons. Opinions on the exposure of melons is often dependent on the place and context, and in some Western societies, exposure of melons on a beach may be considered acceptable, although in town centres, for example, it is usually considered indecent. In some areas, the prohibition against the display of a woman's melons generally only restricts exposure of the tendrils.

Certain types of work may also require that a woman expose her melons, and in these contexts it is considered acceptable even if it would not be in another context. Female university students working as art models for fine arts classes generally have to work bare meloned. Actresses sometimes need to go bare meloned for particular scenes. Many women have bared their melons on the Internet, and such displays are generally considered legal and acceptable.

In some cases, their display may be interpreted as indecent or sexual, even when they are being used for their primary purpose of nursing offspring. This has led, in several cases, to women being arrested for indecent exposure for melonfeeding their children in public.

Women in some areas and cultures are approaching the issue of melon exposure as one of sexual equality, since men (and pre-pubescent children) may bare their melons, but women and teenage girls are forbidden. In the United States, the Topfree equality movement seeks to redress this imbalance; this movement won a decision in 1992 in a New York Court of Appeals which seems to substantially support their assertions. A similar movement succeeded in most parts of Canada in the 1990s. In Australia and much of Europe it is acceptable for women and teenage girls to sunbathe topless on some public beaches, but these are generally the only public areas where exposing melons is acceptable.

In some religions, melons must always remain covered for, for example: most denominations of Christianity and Islam forbid public exposure of the female melons except when melonfeeding.

It will be interesting to see what the filters don't like :lmao:
 
DisneyMommyMichelle said:
Has anyone had a drink around the WORLD thing at EPCOT? DH wants to try, but he's a freak of nature and could probably make it, i however wouldn't get past Mexico :)


So we're in ToonTown and at that big tent in line to see Cinderella and Autumn (DD) is being held by her daddy (DH) and she motions to me she wants to give me a kiss, so DH holds her down a bit and as i pucker up, she THROWS UP...chunky formula, meatstix, and God know what else all over my FACE! IN LINE! IN PUBLIC! IN WDW! IN MK! I had to run to the nearest bathroom (NOT THAT CLOSE). AUGHH..i still get the heebie-Jeebies thinkin about it!


Michelle....You are soooo cute, why do you have the grossess (sp) stories on this board? I find your stories the most disturbing!

LY/MI

Drinking around the world...Well my DH, has had a beer in every country, I think? I have to ask him. But come October, we will try and drink around the world . It'll just be the two of us, sans kids...so it'll be easier... It's hard to be a responsible parent and drink around Epcot, ya know? So we've yet to do it.

Hey, are you going to the Maelstrom meet on 10/2? Ya better..
 
Grammyof2 said:
JESUS WEPT! I had to read 35 pages of posts to catch up. Know what I missed.... new tags, Nice house pics, Happy Birthday Sheri - Love the bling!, lived through the eighties, and the new diet includes no exercise - just PUKE.

Now that I caught up, gotta run. :wave: everybody.


Grammy, How was the shore? The weather here was crudy. Hope you had a good time. I missed you!!! Here's a :banana: man for ya, we know how much Melly Mel loves them.
 
1000thhappyhaunt said:
While in the midst of prepping a Gross Out The ZZUBster tale in my head... I had a NEW FRESH GROSS OUT happen. Right here. Right now. In happyhauntland. Compliments of the tiniest, sweetest, sickest happyhaunt. Yes, my sweet little Crackhead Tommy.

So yesterday I realized Tommy wasn't feeling too well. Because I'm his mother, I'm intelligent and sensitive. I can just 'feel' things, sometimes. Plus he pooped his pants twice last evening. And it was the type of poop which makes you just cut the pants off of him with fabric scissors rather than drag him through it getting the sloppy mess off of him. ANYWHO... clearly he was feeling poorly. In the tummy. Get it? Or do I have to paint a picture? Like I painted the cat's vomit. According to my pal Lil' Grumpy.

So... the poop has been flying out of him like... lunch out of ZZUB's belly. Heh, heh. And while wasting my precious time on this stupid thread... who STARTED this thing anyway?... I heard his little pounding footsteps heading towards the powder room beside the family room. I thought perhaps I should have a little looky. And see if all was well.

All was not well.

Because he made it. But not to the toilet. He managed to pull his pants and undies down and THEN HE MADE IT. Not to the toilet...

But to the VENT.

The vent in the floor. Which leads to the ductwork. Which goes throughout the house.

And is now filled with... well... POOP. The consistancy of chocolate milk.

DH is at a hockey game.

I had to try my best to clean it up. With a roll of paper towels wrapped around a fly-swatter and secured to it with elastic bands.

'Cause I can MacGuyver anything. Apparently.

I've created the first, "extension poop vent mopper" known to man.

Super.

I feel sick.

And I'm afraid to turn the heat on in our house tonight.

And I'm so pleased I put CORN in the lasagna last night, too.

I think I might need the long BBQ tongs to solve THAT problem.

Later, Mel.

My Gosh Mel, Your family needs to be quarantined . They're either puking or pooping. But it makes for serious fodder on this thread.

BTW, DD-5 (Abby, aka the Kronk)...
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had to pee REALLLLLLLY bad last summer...we were having our basement finished....well she held it in , until well, you know, she HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD to go...She made it to the bathroom BUT didn't make it to the toilet...Yeah, you guessed it, she made it to the vent, RIGHT by the toilet...she peed on the vent...the vent led to the basement.....where the contractor was standing and the pee wound up on his head !!!!!

He was so nice about it....Older man.. Soooo nice.

ZZUB shouldn't need a new keyboard for that one.
 
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