The Maelstromers... a FASTPASS! Part 2

[paslea_pooh]

GOOD GRIEF Frickles~~

the swinger story is a goodie

actually that is why my ex and I got divorced if you all should know....but since this is not therapy and horsegirl seems to be missing today I better not go into that, huh??

lets just say I said no and he left me (thank the good Lord)

ICK ICK AND DOUBLE ICK....

I cant believe I forgot Sheridacs BIRTHDAY~~~

HAPPPY BIRTHDAY~~~TO YOU!!!!

Jen,
This happened in our neighborhood! We live in a development (think Desperate Housewives), well ,there were two couples, let's call them Jack and Jill, and Dick and Jane, who were "close" friends and they decided to take it to another level. So one night they decided to swap, well after all is said and done....Dick and Jill don't want to swap back to their spouses.... So, Jill winds up moving out of the house and setting up house with her Swap Partner Dick!! (no pun intended)

They have young kids too! It's sad.

I have more stories but I don't want to drag this thread down.

 

[LaLa]

Jen,
This happened in our neighborhood! We live in a development (think Desperate Housewives), well ,there were two couples, let's call them Jack and Jill, and Dick and Jane, who were "close" friends and they decided to take it to another level. So one night they decided to swap, well after all is said and done....Dick and Jill don't want to swap back to their spouses.... So, Jill winds up moving out of the house and setting up house with her Swap Partner Dick!! (no pun intended)

They have young kids too! It's sad.

I have more stories but I don't want to drag this thread down.

I guess if you play with fire you're gonna get burned....

 

[Loubon]

I have more stories but I don't want to drag this thread down.

Can you PM me??

BTW I meant to tell you the house is beautiful. We have a lot of the same tastes. Same granite (Giallo Veneziano I believe) and the plantings (boxes made of the thing molding). Very nicely done. What part of PA?

 

[LaLa]

Polymelonmom: Glad to see you've recovered from last night's Lil Grumpyesque posts!

How's that head doin'? And good for you. Well, not for the hangover, but for drawin the line.

Happy Birthday Sheridac!!!

Mel, you notice nobody posted any more Hidden Talents? You think we scared them off?

HaleyB: Hope you're having fun in SA. You are truly dedicated to be DISing on your trip in the hotel room. You rock, Woman!

And ZZUB: This one's for you... If I was talented like Loubon or Shelby or Paslea Pooh, I'd find a picture of a keyboard and post it here for ya.

 

[LaLa]

ZZUB, I looked all over and found one with your name on it.

How bout that? I even found one with a credit card for your next Battle for Your Wallet.

You can thank me later.

 

[LaLa]

Oh wait....

I looked a little further and actually found a picture of ZZUB about to yak on his keyboard. Again. In a wifebeater.

Gary Sinise? I think not.




That was before. And here's the after picture......

 

[MOMOFMNM]

Oh wait....

I looked a little further and actually found a picture of ZZUB about to yak on his keyboard. Again. In a wifebeater.

Gary Sinise? I think not.

lordy lordy!!! too funny!!!


LOU!!!! PM me!!! OMG!!!

WHAT kind of circus freak are YOU??? That black dress is a killer on you...

mel hh has nothing on you loubon....nothing....

where ya'll getting the cool photos?? I am lame. I have nothing cool...

except my....


(INSERT PICTURE HERE)

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

...he,he,he ..i thought i'll just sneak in. good morning! and the next
round of ipecca is on me!

wait a minute...how does all my compliments to the zzub "man"
gets turned around? for instance, i've never refer any manure
[pile or not] to him...? mel-girl,what have you been up too?

it is better that your body is functioning than not. enough! the
first sign of life is movement..not necessarily one or two.

wow, you guys are not only running around in circles but
likin it! because of that no one can tell who's stalking who?

[actually, stalkin isn't a funny subject to me due to a very
bad experience]

my favorite icon so far has to be the roller skate thingy....
the worst has to be grassskirts on smilies..not right!
what yours?

yes trying to redirect the n/v back to normacy...ok.

jeez...sorta disappointed no one asked bout my melons
story. well because it is true, it will keep.

have anyone noticed how many people on these baords have
a grumpy reference? dwats! just like me to pick something
common! i feel so plain.

since you're running in circles..and if i stay in one "spot"..means
i 'll be the leader ...of a rock & roll band?

no codes!!@#$=%&*8 ball....really none!!! psst, just having
some fun!

if you knew how boring i am ,,i would be kick off this advebture club.
at disney, i mostly blend in so i probably will see you guys first
especially those holding? riped melons. yep, i'm into eating healthy.

ok guys,,so sorry for the terrible writing but i am very rushed esp.
since mel [ons] -girl hoodwinked me into a trip writing.dwats, with
sour kraut/..it is alot harder than i ever imagined..then she deserted
me..when they started throwing things...[i thought was tomatoes but
after reading some of her stuff, i'm not so sure]. what a doll! ..i kind
like to meet her mother psst..don't tell her that!

mr.zzub..i really do respect you,really! i think you could teach these
golden "goodies" girls some insights...and that elim date epsiode would
set all kind of "records". they'll be crawling all over you! esp.fillling
out the old hammer pants...me? one look at my zoo suit and out the
doors they'll go...laughing all the way...

ok, guys..a long time ago my mother double dated a fella named
leonard sly.....and you know him as whom?

p.s. my rx before posting? take a fleets or some take 2.and to all
a good night! ok, what is the fasspast in your pocket?

What's wrong with you, Lil' Grumpy? I understood everything perfectly on the first read-through.

ARE YOU OFF YOUR MEDS?


Ok... see, Lil' Grumpy, I'm teasing you here. Because you have a very unique posting style (which I personally love) and also because I like you, too. I don't bother teasing people I don't really like. 'Cause I'm not about being mean. Well... except for being mean to ZZUBie. But that's because he calls me names. And frustrates me. But YOU... are just fine the way you are. Don't be mad at Mel. And don't you go changing. Ok? Plus... when I say things about ZZUBie, like you're tearing a strip off of him and the manure thing, I'm just really teasing ZZUBie. Not you. Get it? Capish? Good. Let's move on then. After the three of us have a group hug:

Now then: Is that a Fastpass in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see Me(l)?

 

[spectrum-turbo]

What's wrong with you, Lil' Grumpy? I understood everything perfectly on the first read-through.

Oh, thank God. I thought it was just me.

I understood the whole post and I have NEVER been able to even finish one of Grupmy's posts....well not without an adult type beverage.

Grumpy LY/MI, even if I don't understand you most of the time.

 

[jw50]

JW50- the bra list was meant for sher-Sorry! in my exhaustion I failed to separate and identify the different thoughts. Lest you think me untoward, seeing as I know you not. Now stop lurking and join us more often! We chatty girls enjoy the presence of you boys, am I right ladies?

I knew that you meant the list for Sheri (since I can't edit her traveling Mickey post), I was just letting the ladies that provided that information in the chat that I was not going to divulge said bra sizes to anyone else

BTW, my younger sister in NC has horses too, she and her hubby spend alot of weekends at horse shows (they both are barrel racers).

I spend most of my free time on the net as a mod on another (non-disney related) board and basically I just visit here (and the other coffe shop) when I need a break. Plus I have nothing to add to alot of the posts, especially the ones about 80's music and fashions (I am a late 60's, early 70's kind of guy)

And I have no talents, hidden or otherwise

 

[LaLa]

lordy lordy!!! too funny!!!


LOU!!!! PM me!!! OMG!!!

WHAT kind of circus freak are YOU??? That black dress is a killer on you...

mel hh has nothing on you loubon....nothing....

where ya'll getting the cool photos?? I am lame. I have nothing cool...

except my....


(INSERT PICTURE HERE)

Hey Melons...you just google what you're looking for. Then save it, upload to Photobucket and wa la, you got ZZUB tossin' his cookies on a keyboard for all to see.

Try it. It's really fun.

 

[jw50]

What's wrong with you, Lil' Grumpy? I understood everything perfectly on the first read-through.

lil grumpy is learning that the Enter key is his friend, which makes his posts alot easier to read

Jen (PMM), you forget to insert your picture

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

Hey there: HaleyB, Nicole Marie (nice to meet ya, too!), Frickles, P-Pooh, Yak, DMM, Horseponeybabygirlieboy, GA, jw50, Spectrum turbo, and Lou-Bonjour! Anyone else? Sorry if I missed anyone.

Listen, Yak, I think you are located near me. Sounds like we're sharing the same crappy weather today. And I went to Costco to get side ribs to smoke, too. In our big red smoker. But I think it's too cold out to work properly. I'll have to just grill them. I think.

Happy Birthday Sheridac!!! Whoo-hooo! What's yer gifty-poo?

Where's Marky Mark Mark my Marky Mark? Hummmm...

La La Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: Whose turn is it to tell ZZUBie a tale? Mine or yours? BTW... that photo of ZZUB at his keyboard in the beater is enough to send my lunch to the sunshine. Yikes. That's worse than Gene Gere. Almost. Makes me want to rip my head off and drive away ~

Anywho, La La, I have A LOT of stories I can tell re: peeing, pooping, vomiting, bleeding, oozing, smelling, dying etc. 'Cause I was a Candystripper... errrr... Candystriper all through high school. The blessed cursed General thought I should provide some public service and give back to the community. For all I put it through growing up. Heh, heh. So I've got lots to fall back on in that department. Plus... my Uncle was an amateur taxidermist.

Melons!!!! The best cure for a hangover is to go out... and get drunk. Or else drink Coke and Carb up. And I sure hope we don't have to tell our bra sizes to belong here. Or have a crush. Do we have to have a crush here... to belong? To be a real Maelstromer? 'Cause then I'm out. I don't have a crush on anybody.

Hi ZZUBie... my WUBBie BUBBie wittle ZUBBie!!!!! Hi!!!

 

[sheridac]

I'mmm baaaack!

So, there are 2 really good things about my b-d:

1st - I went out last night, had dinner, did no work out and still lost 1.5 lbs! Yea, me!

2nd - gifty -poo

Double yea, me!!

 

[LaLa]

Sheridac- You Go Girl!

Love the necklace!


Mel- I think it's your turn.

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

I'mmm baaaack!

So, there are 2 really good things about my b-d:

1st - I went out last night, had dinner, did no work out and still lost 1.5 lbs! Yea, me!

2nd - gifty -poo

Double yea, me!!

Is it that big?

Is it a diamond necklace... or a pool ring float?????

Wow. Nice. Very nice.

What do you have to do to get one of those?

 

[sheridac]

Is it that big?

Is it a diamond necklace... or a pool ring float?????

Wow. Nice. Very nice.

What do you have to do to get one of those?

No, not gansta rappa here. Just lil ole me. I can upload but not resize. Besides, bigger is better!

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

Sheridac- You Go Girl!

Love the necklace!


Mel- I think it's your turn.

Ok... let me think.

Soooo... your family thinks YOU are a LOON, too? Does that mean you are related to ZZUB? Or to me? I'm confused. But happy that I'm not the only Maelstrom Loon. Whew. Relief.

Let's the three of us have a grouphug:

There. I just had one earlier with Lil' Grumpy and ZZUB, too.

I'm so freakin' sensitive.

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

No, not gansta rappa here. Just lil ole me. I can upload but not resize. Besides, bigger is better!

Stop making fun of my bra size.

Size doesn't matter.

Except when it comes to Bibles. Apparently.

 

[DisneyMommyMichelle]

sheri--> LOVe the necklace!
hi there everyone! just got back from taking a walk with the fam..wondering if it's possible to squeeze myselg into the stroller and make the babies walk????

the picture of ZZUB is too funny!